"What are you afraid of? Let me ask you, what are you afraid of? It will happen sooner or later anyway. If you don't feel embarrassed now, you won't have a chance in the future."
"It's so exciting. I'm going to turn into a Yuanmou man and jump up and down to kill you all."
"Hey, hey, hey, little pillow, you can't escape from my grasp. Come on, give me a deep breath."
Concept: A batch of awkward second-grade novels