The First Article of the Regulations Prohibits Suicide.

Dazai Osamu has been having a magical and interesting serial dream recently. In his dreams, he would always possess animals anytime and anywhere, first a sparrow, then a cat... And finally he even turned into a rabbit. It only took one minute from the initial discomfort to becoming more comfortable with the new body. Osamu Dazai couldn't wait to try what it would be like to commit suicide with an animal body. But as each suicide was prevented, Osamu Dazai moved his interest in "suicide with an animal body" to the second place. The first place was to use the identity of an animal to tease and anger the common owner of these animals, Hibari Kyouya, and to understand how high Hibari Kyoya's tolerance for animals is. The execution of this matter is a bit difficult. Dazai Osamu held his chin. He had been testing for two consecutive years, and the person who looked as cold as mountain ice had never been angry with him. Dazai Osamu, who had transformed into a cat, jumped down from the high platform and was firmly caught by Hibari Kyouya who was waiting below. "Meow meow meow meow" What a pity, Hibari Kyouya caught him again. I really want to experience the feeling of turning into a cat patty. Hibari Kyouya looked expressionless and hugged his hysterical cat tightly. * Hibari Kyoya discovered that his pet was not normal. It started when the song Hibari sang suddenly became unpleasant and the kitten refused to sleep in the cat's nest and went to bed... And Hibari Kyoya raised a question, why do all the animals he raises fall in love with and commit suicide? This question was not solved until he saw that the cat he was holding in his arms for a bath had turned into a thin young man with bandages all over his body. The animals he raised became sperm. Not just an ordinary goblin, but a goblin who loves to commit suicide. * Osamu Dazai began to look for a way to crack the serial dream. He has long known that female rabbits will get falsely pregnant if their backs are touched. But who can tell him why a male rabbit gets falsely pregnant when its back is touched? And, why does the phenomenon of false pregnancy still exist when he becomes a human? In fact, these things are all trivial. The most difficult thing for him to accept is that At night, Hibari Kyouya touched his belly, and his cold eyes in the past were filled with unconcealable tenderness, and asked, "How about the child be called Yuntu?" Osamu Dazai:... Haha Let's talk about it after you come out, sir. The name is useless. ★Variety-changing Dazai^_^ ★Dazai Osamu (suffer) × Hibari Kyouya (attack) ★Principle 2: If you see a suicidal animal/pregnant male rabbit, please escort it to the office of Hibari Kyoya, Chairman of the Ethics Committee, and be careful to move gently, otherwise it will be bitten and killed. Screen recorded on 2023.6.22 Intent: Love makes the cold ice wrap around your fingers.