Every Day I'm on the Verge of Being Arrested by the Police

*Advance receipt - meme to be released on 23.6.20 ———————————————— Yukuru Nishizawa is an ordinary citizen of Yokohama and a pigeon spirit who battles wits and courage with editors every day. Her reasons for taking leave are always bizarre. For example... Traveling to another world, being haunted by a green-eyed cat with long hands for a whole day, and then encountering a murder case. This is nothing, after all, this guy, in order not to submit the manuscript, even said that because he liked the Headless Horseman of Ikebukuro so much, he ended up oversleeping with him in his arms, so that he completely forgot that he had to submit the manuscript today. Mr. Editor:... The editor stood up from the table - who believes this? ? Who will believe this first? ! ! Do you think I don't know about the urban legends of Ikebukuro? ? ! Teacher Nishizawa! Also, what's the point of being entangled with a drowning boy who he saved? ? Hey hey hey! ! Is he still a minor? Nishizawa-sensei, is it illegal for you to give me alcohol? Absolutely? ! Hello! Mr. Nishizawa, if you don't turn in your manuscript, I'm really going to call the police! I really want to call the police! ! ! Mr. Editor pressed the computer screen and shook it. And until one day he discovered that the "missing boy" mentioned by his teacher Nishizawa was a cadre of the Yokohama Port Mafia, and the long-handed green-eyed cat was Yokohama's famous detective Edogawa Ranpo, etc., Etc. Mr. Editor:... Mr. Editor looked at Nishizawa-sensei, who was leaning on the sofa and lazily twirling his hair, and finally collapsed completely. Nishizawa Yukaku smiled broadly: "That's why I said it's all true~" … And when Mr. Editor thought he had experienced a lot and was no longer the naive self he was before... The person who came to open the door for him one morning turned into the "lost boy" he once was Former port | Black cadre. The editor who had seen the world showed a disdainful expression. Humph, that's it? "Oh, Mr. Editor, what happened to your glasses?" The editor stroked his glasses, which were broken in shock, and skillfully took out a brand new pair of glasses from his pocket. "It's okay, it's just a pair of glasses." Purpose: Create beautiful stories