The Wife I Got as a Year-End Bonus Is a Semen

[Main Attack] [Attack Favorite] Good news: The Time Travel Bureau's year-end bonus is given to my wife Bad news: My wife needs to find her own strategy As soon as Lu Nanxing saw the group message, his assistant exploded first: "Working overtime in disguise??" … Lu Nanxing is facing unemployment. Looking back on the year when I joined the company, the task of eradicating foreign objects was too weak. Nowadays, in the apocalypse of natural disasters, love is far less popular than the chicken feathers in the place. The time-travel bureau has changed its face and launched a love strategy. He suspected that the message was his boss hinting at his transformation. Lu Nanxing took a look at his "wife's" information: [Beautiful and lovely] [There are many ways to commit suicide] [Very scumbag] [Will drain all your money] [Give me no sleep] [No one can cure a lover who always abandons you] [Lucky enough to buy lottery tickets and get rich overnight] [Catch a natural disaster the next day]... Assistant: This wife is too terrible (falling) Lu Nanxing: Xiao Na … After successfully traveling through time, Lu Nanxing went straight towards the tentacle monster. He turned a blind eye to his wife holding a small wooden board in the black water and asking for help. The assistant was so anxious that he jumped to his feet: Attack him, make him chase you while crying, and then dump him! Lu Nanxing: Wait for me to kill a monster first. A few months later, Lu Nanxing successfully completed the mission and saved the world. Back to the settlement day of the crossing bureau, His wife Chu Ci arrived earlier than him. Chu Ci: Don't you want me anymore? Lu Nanxing:...... Chu Ci: (pulling) Come alone with me. Two hours later. Lu Nanxing asked the boss with his collar half open: "I let him chase me, but what should I do if I can't get rid of him?" Boss: "Just wait until you are unemployed!!" Lu Nanxing: This is my resignation. Purpose: Work well, live well