Jellyfish and Her Whole Family Are Not Human.

Copywriting: Fragmented plot ♪ Nonsense ♪ A hodgepodge of quackery and gossip Meng Xigu has a secret. She is actually a purple-blue-pink jellyfish that accidentally swooped on the shore. Just when she was desperately trying to crawl home, she was rescued by a "good Samaritan" who mistakenly thought she was going to drown herself in the sea. This family is very wealthy. They have endless wealth and can eat delicacies every day. Her parents dote on her and her brother takes care of her. She also has a group of very loyal friends who accompany her to do all kinds of crazy things. She is the happiest jellyfish in the world! But there is always a voice urging Meng Xiyu: the entertainment industry! A weak electric current passed through Meng tide's brain She is the female supporting character in the novel. She was not rescued by her parents, but was taken home by a vicious man and sent to the entertainment industry. After the incident, her agent abused her and she committed suicide due to overwhelming pressure. The heroine is her assistant. With her help, she successfully entered the entertainment industry step by step. After her death, her popularity became even higher and she rose higher and higher step by step. Oh, terrible world, cunning humans Meng Xiyu doesn't want to go, she refuses to be a springboard for the heroine Slowly, Meng Xiyu realized something was wrong. My parents' bed has a USB port and a data cable. My brother will occasionally go crazy, spin his hands 180 degrees, make a clicking sound in his head, and then fold in half and fall down Meng Xiyu was frightened Her parents are actually human-like robots This is just the beginning, there are more outrageous ones Meng Xiyu took a bite of the cake on the table As a result, the cake cried and shouted: wuwuwuwu, mom, help me! It just came to deliver goods, but it almost died An unmanned truck is blocked in front of the house Meng Xigu shouted: Is there anyone there? Who is so wicked as to block my door? When no one responded, she tried to open the door. The truck said: Don't pull me away Meng Xigu:! This world is scarier than I imagined Of course, the scariest thing is her, a jellyfish that never dies, a former human being Little crazy sentences: "The similarities between you and me, breathe! It's the most, most beautiful thing in the world." "Natural water with high temperature of zero degrees, sprinkled with salt grains made of gold powder, and a tear worth 90,000 yuan on the ground is the water that the rich drink." "I have a friend. She is silly and thinks outside the box. She seems to be sick, but she is actually sick. She is very, very, very rich. The most important thing is that she is willing to share her money with me. With friends like this, I will have no regrets in my life." "I have two bodyguards. One has a concrete face and is very ugly. The other has a glib tongue and his eyes are full of sadness. They are useless because they are the ones who need to be protected." "I have a classmate who only knows 1+1=2, but I think she is the most knowledgeable person in the world." "Human beings are so fun, human beings are so good, and they breathe well. The people around me, Meng Xiyu, are the only treasures in the world that cannot be exchanged for billions of gold." The inhumane, ungrateful, and evil jellyfish said: "I have three family members. None of them are human beings. They are very much like humans. They are spaceships flying into the universe, floating aliens without a sense of belonging. It doesn't matter. I am a terrible black hole that will swallow them up, chew them up, and spit them out. They will be divided into many parts, so that they are not alone." Reading guide: If you take it seriously, you won't be able to watch it. 1. What kind of martial arts and non-human beings are there? It's a mess, it's just outrageous writing, your mind is wide open, you can write whatever you want, you can read it as you like 2. There is nothing scientific in this article and it has nothing to do with the real world. It is all made up and the logic is meaningless, so don't read it with your brain. Let's just make it nonsensical and confusing. 3. I don't know what I want to write, so the writing is so incomprehensible, and I am trying to have fun without thinking that I am the one who is having fun - it is a bit messy and incomprehensible, and the data is as rotten as a tomato that has been left for 800 years. But that's okay, I'll give it up the moment Rotten Tomatoes turn into lemons. If I give up, please save my broken data. My beautiful eyes must be blinded by the bright yellow lemons. PS: The jellyfish figure on the cover of this article comes from the famous painter: Yin Lang. The copy was written on September 26, 2023 Intent: Jellyfish encourages: Be strong!