The column ends with the sand sculpture "After the Vicious Female Supporter and the Overlord Switched Their Bodies", welcome to collect it~
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|Naughty and cute husband x self-guided tsundere villain|
|Cow cat-shaped swordsman x beautiful fox demon|
Copywriting of this article:
Before entering the book, Zhu Lingxiao was the most famous monk in the world of cultivation, the leader of the Immortal Sect, and a gifted sword bone.
However, he burned books and enslaved scholars because of his poor education. He failed to pass the sect's literary examination in eight years and survived twenty masters.
Once she was struck by lightning, she slipped into the bloody novel and became the heroine destined to have a sadistic love affair with the boss for three thousand chapters.
The system screamed in her ears——
[As the heroine of a sadistic novel, you will be misunderstood and framed by the male protagonist and various supporting characters, and you will be tortured physically and mentally, taking turns to dig out your kidneys, draw blood, and knock your knees!
[If you want to survive, you must follow the plot and increase your favorability with them!
[Come on, now, Bai Yueguang is about to go abroad. The hero and the supporting characters are all practicing for her in the box. You have to take the opportunity to attack them when they are drunk!
Jiuluoyu Zhu Lingxiao only understood the last two words, his eyes flashed, and he nodded resolutely.
So, she pushed open the box and ransacked the drunken men, leaving only a pair of underpants on her body.
The system made a sharp scream: I didn't ask you to do this!
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Later, the system found out that Zhu Lingxiao was illiterate, and that was just her routine operation.
System: You have to be a licking dog.
Zhu Lingxiao ignored the male protagonist's ridicule and grabbed the Samoyed and licked it three times.
System: You want to send warmth.
Zhu Lingxiao ignored the second male lead's ridicule and picked up a hot water bottle and poured it on him.
System: You have to reform the villain.
Zhu Lingxiao spent the night brewing the bone-melting water, accidentally read the ingredient list, and formed a pact with the villain, accepting him as his spiritual pet.
In the middle of the night, the villain sent a short essay of 800 words, eloquent and sincere.
Zhu Lingxiao frowned: If you can't understand some words, please switch to manual.
System: Ahhhhhhh, he said he likes you!
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Zhu Lingxiao discovered that the swordsman and the heroine of the sadistic novel have one thing in common, that is, they are poor.
After experiencing a series of modern nightmares such as being poisoned by formaldehyde from a skewer house, becoming dehydrated from eating Chinese takeout, renting a low-priced house for cheap and living in a haunted house, she learned the hard way and decided to listen to the system and attack the richest villain in the original book.
She found the beautiful but nasty young master of the Lian family and generously stuffed a carefully prepared love letter into his hand.
The friend on the side quickly snatched it away, unfolded it, and saw that his eyes were black:
[Good morning, little senior brother, are you a stranger? Tomorrow is the Cow Festival, I miss you and go to Kuangkuang Street together, I miss you vrey much, god night!
Lian Qi smiled coldly: The method is great.
The male protagonist, the second male lead and everyone:?
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Reading Guide
1. The heroine only has swords in her mind and is a top sports student. Her status as an ancient person makes her husband's education even worse, but she is a hard-working child who can go to illiteracy literacy classes. Can you please give her some applause? OK
2. It is a purely urban setting with no elements of immortality. The female protagonist has high spiritual vision and can see the prototypes of ghosts and monsters, so the male protagonist has always been a cute little fox in her eyes.
3. [Chapter Title] is the name of the heroine's diary, [Summary] is the main text of the diary, and the entire chapter list can be viewed as a side story hhh
4. It's very crazy. The little ginger girls collect a little bit to avoid getting lost. Think you!
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The next book to be released: "Only I Can Give Her a Dog"
Copywriting:
As the crown prince of the Huo family, Huo Xingyan had always been unruly and flamboyant, but suddenly he had a prophetic dream when he turned eighteen.
It turns out that he is the cannon fodder male supporting character in a 1vN reverse harem novel. The protagonist is Wen Chao, a poor student in the class.
According to the plot, he will create difficulties and humiliate the protagonist in every possible way in the early stage, and then be slapped in the face in revenge in the later stage. In the end, his family will be destroyed, and his ending will be miserable.
Not only that, he would actually be raped and made love to by the evil protagonist, and not only would he be put in a cage to make love, but he would also have to work as a cow and a horse, washing and cooking for the protagonist and her harem every day!
After waking up from the dream, Huo Xingyan, who had a clear understanding of her own IQ, took out Wen Chao's photos overnight and wrote a trilogy of revenge plans on her face:
The first step is to comfort Wen Chao when he feels down;
The second step is to drive away all the men around Wen Chao;
The third step is to strive to become the canary of the Wen Dynasty.
He put down his pen and was full of ambition.
Since you can't be a successful man, then be a successful lover.
Rather than passively becoming a plaything, it is better to actively discipline yourself.
Who says villains must seek revenge?
If you can't beat me, just join, it's good to be a coward!
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Recently, Wen Chao felt that Huo Xingyan at the front desk was a little strange.
He always secretly stuffed things into her desk, and when he took it out, it turned out to be a package of chocolates, mixed with nuts that would give her allergic shock;
He always likes to put an umbrella in her hand, and then send a message aggrievedly in the middle of the night saying that he has a fever, and complaining that Wen Chao let him get wet in the rain;
He even listened to the class for the first time, pestered her to give lectures every day, and said in a sticky voice that Newton was hit by an apple to express the author's homesickness.
Wen Chao took a deep breath: I understand, it's bullying.
She had no intention of getting entangled with the eldest young master. After refusing for the hundred and eighth time to no avail, she took a shortcut back home, only to find the gangster who had been pestering her blocked at the entrance of the alley.
Huo Xingyan, who had always been obedient, stepped on the opponent's head and smiled provocatively: "Haha, I am the only one who deserves to be her dog."
Purpose: Savage in body, civilized in spirit
Reader comments
Wait, she traveled through time twice, so she wouldn't have been the real "Xiang Wanning" before she entered the world of cultivation and this world, right? Has the soul returned to its original body now?
It's so artistic, it's so artistic, I can't stop laughing
The weather is getting colder, the Fu family can go bankrupt
Wait, she traveled through time twice, so she wouldn't have been the real "Xiang Wanning" before she entered the world of cultivation and this world, right? Has the soul returned to its original body now?
It's so artistic, it's so artistic, I can't stop laughing
The weather is getting colder, the Fu family can go bankrupt
It looks great. I love watching it. More to come.
Hahahahahahahahahaha lick it hard
Damn, how many words are expected to be written?