"About the fact that I can't write a romance novel at all, no matter how I write it, it will end up in a sandbox novel, so I just write a sandbox novel."
Complaints (referring to readers making complaints on their own), crazy articles (referring to the author going crazy), Mary Sue's quick-travel heroine imagining the modern future and ancient times and stewed in a pot
Intent: To complain, to be funny, to be poisonous