The copy of the pre-received article "Everyone is involved and I lie flat" is at the bottom. If you are interested, you can scroll to the end to learn more~
Love money, love food, female boss x coolness, talk less, men listen carefully
Jiang Ting, who was born late, has a beautiful skin, a beauty made of water.
But it was strange that she could see ghosts.
The long-tongued girl in the embroidery building, the old woman with the cat face in the dense forest.
All kinds of ghosts and ghosts were showing their teeth and claws, which made her almost unable to sleep or eat well. Even as a shopkeeper, she was afraid of walking at night.
Fortunately, some people say: If you encounter a ghost and pretend not to see it, you won't get hurt.
She believed it and practiced it.
When she met the tongue-protruding ghost in the ruined house to "greet him" again, she skillfully rolled her eyes and passed out.
But when she opened her eyes, there were always people holding her hand with tears in their eyes: Thank you Master for helping to get rid of the evil spirits. It is a great kindness that cannot be repaid.
Lord County Magistrate: Thanks to everyone's help, we cracked this case of killing a young child.
Citizen A: I saw that the master knocked away another ghost yesterday!
Student B: I heard that the master once chased ghosts!
She looked confused, how did she become a famous ghost exorcist?
She obviously can only pretend to burp!
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Shi Mi is listening under the seat of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. He is as gentle and moist as the bright moon, reserved and few words.
However, the judge of the underworld is looking for the Bodhisattva to help find the King of Hell who is living in the world.
With a finger from the Bodhisattva, he reluctantly shouldered the heavy responsibility.
When she found Jiang Tingwan, the girl was being threatened by a ghost with a face as white as gray.
Shi Mi witnessed with his own eyes the girl fainted when she was frightened by the ghost, but subconsciously triggered the power of the King of Hell, hitting the little ghost and turning it into ashes.
Shi Mi:......
He didn't know who to sympathize with for a moment.
When Shi Mi carried people on his back and walked all the way to the underworld, Jiang Tingwan woke up faintly.
The girl stared at the cow-headed and horse-faced people kneeling in front of her, black and white, and shivered: "I am a mortal, and the underworld still provides mourning services?"
Ma Mian wiped away his tears excitedly and cried out: "Prince of Hell, are you back?"
Jiang Tingwan looked at the ghosts, rolled her eyes and kicked her legs, and fainted in an instant.
Shi Mi:...
Small theater:
I don't know whether to live or die·Ghost: This soul smells so good...
Real Boss, King of Hell, Jiang Tingwan: If you want to eat me, little pepper, just throw it away.
Reading guide:
1. The heroine looks like a novice on the surface, but is actually a real boss.
2. This article is purely fictional
3. The male and female protagonists go in both directions, HE
"Everyone gets involved and I lie flat"
Cheng Yuan is smart, diligent, and has fine bones. He is a talented person valued by everyone at Guiyun Peak.
When she woke up that day, she learned that she was actually the heroine in the storybook. She joined a famous family at a young age, became famous in one battle as a teenager, and became famous in middle age...
Sorry no middle age.
According to the storybook, she was targeted by the demon world because she was too good. In order to force her to become a demon, she was framed many times and was expelled from the school.
Five years later, in the battle between immortals and demons caused by the hero and heroine, in order to prove his innocence and save the common people, he chose to die as a martyr and die.
At that time, Cheng Yuan had just been a disciple for a year, and he tremblingly said that he was just a supporting role and could not bear such a heavy responsibility.
In order to avoid the tragedy of martyrdom, she racked her brains to come up with a brilliant idea.
While her fellow disciples were practicing their swordsmanship hard, she was sleeping in her room.
While her classmates were practicing magic, she was catching fish in the lake.
When her classmates entered the illusion, she was planting vegetables in the back mountain.
Cheng Yuan: As long as I don't work hard, no one wants me to be martyred!
But even so, Cheng Yuan's cultivation improved rapidly. After sleeping for three days and three nights, she was horrified to find that she was knotted! Dan! Got it!
Tiandao: This is the martyr chosen by me. No one can steal it.
Cheng Yuan: Look at me crying and laughing like a child fooling around...
The child wants to live and asks for help online, urgent, urgent, urgent.
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Gu Yunzheng is a peculiar existence in Guiyun Peak. He is said to be the law enforcement elder, but he is the most maverick. He has been away from the door for at least half of the three hundred years.
Or play with the world all day long and be happy.
Or lie drunk in the green mountains and green waters and sleep for a hundred years.
It finally occurred to me that I was an elder of a sect, and the first day of my return to Yunfeng happened to be the sect competition.
He watched as the girl named Cheng Yuan tried her best and was provoked to have her sword thrown away.
Later, Gu Yunzheng often met the girl while drinking in the back mountain. He was catching fish twice, catching birds twice, and once in a daze.
After knowing Cheng Yuan's secret, Gu Yunzheng said that he had a way to make a fortune.
Cheng Yuan blinked and looked at him pitifully.
Gu Yunzheng: But I have to charge interest.
Cheng Yuan: As long as I am not martyred, I can do anything.
Gu Yunzheng: Then why not... Pledge yourself to me.
I just want to lie down and save my life. The female swordsman* fucks the black male elder for free as she pleases.
Intention: good and evil will be rewarded, heaven will reincarnate