Cannon Fodder Tool Man Just Wants to Become a Monk and Farm
炮灰工具人只想出家种地
by Don't Call You (莫唤君啊)
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Sunny but emotionally white/slutty female protagonist* dull and elegant, she rushes/attacks/gets into trouble with the male protagonist for her love Trapped in the game, Luo Qi is the tool that promotes the progress of the palace fighting game. Because he is too obsessed with promoting the plot, he keeps being be. In the game, whether she cultivates a full-level Belly/Black Queen, Or cultivate great love/queen without borders, Or to persuade the queen to ascend to the throne, There is only one ending: death. … After experiencing countless failures, Luo Qi finally... Because of the direct memory innovation of p/t/s/d, it became stuck as a bug... Not only did I lose my memory and couldn't play the game, I also got weeds no matter what I sow. Since you can't go out to play games, let's live as if it were our own home. Luo Qi took her eyes away from the palace. She saw the current situation of people dying of hunger in the fields outside the palace battles and the fact that rice and grain were turning into gold... She used the system to search for knowledge about farming and actually inspected the land conditions and water sources. She was bound to grow food that could feed many people. Luo Qi's vicious aunt: "You are a prodigal, believe it or not, I will kick you out of the house." Luo Qi (pick up the hoe and leave). Cherish food and life, stay away from struggles, male and female protagonists and stupid family members. System: "?!!!" So there were rumors in the capital. The eldest lady of the Luo family of the Prime Minister's Mansion is crazy! Don't admire Zhuchai, but admire Yamada! If you don't want to be a good daughter-in-law of the prime minister's house, you have to become a monk and farm! The story begins with Bug Luoqi picking up two idiots one after another. Luo Qi held the hoe and looked at the two things in front of her...? System: This is the person the game has bound/decided to marry~ Luo Qi was stunned, but Bai/He still said... "What's your name?" Luo Qi stepped forward to ask, but the other party blushed and hesitated for a long time, unable to say a word. Luo Qi took the two fools on the road, starting with begging and selling the herbs and grain they grew as the main line to make money. He worked hard to save money away from the court and lived a prosperous and comfortable farming life. But he found that the stupid cabbage in his eyes was actually a black lotus. On the surface, he was well-behaved and innocent, but secretly he fought for power/ministers, destroyed enemies, became emperor, and reformed the system... Luo Qi, who had already laid down and lost her memory... Surrender and wait for seconds/Kneel down. Jpg System: Follow and kneel. —————— Xie Xiaoqin, as a historian of the Qing Dynasty, discovered that he had lost his soul in his fifth year of service. Everything in the imperial court was apparently normal, but in his memory there had been more than fifty riots and chaos! The emperor and empress even died more than fifty times in three years. He himself was beheaded more than forty times for his involvement! Xie Xiaomo thought that he was hallucinating due to the pressure of his job, but as time went by, the hallucination became more and more real. Finally, he decided to resign and go home for medical treatment. But he didn't want to suddenly appear at the execution ground on the way home. He does it again! Because you are disrespectful to the emperor, you will be beheaded! This time the memory was coherent. Xie Xiaomo realized that it was not that he had lost his soul, but that there was something wrong with the world. The world has gone back and forth more than fifty times! And he was beheaded because he went back in time and unconsciously wrote down things that didn't happen. In despair, he was rescued by a woman. He knew this woman, she was the queen's mistress. An innocent and pitiful woman. It has appeared many times in his writings. This woman died too many times, even more than the empress and emperor combined. Poor and savior, Xie Xiaomo originally stayed away from the eccentric capital, but his thoughts of returning to his hometown for retirement began to waver. He decided to take the poor savior and escape from this place. As a result, he turned around and was taken to the fields. Xie Xiaomo:? ? —————— Luo Qi was trapped in the game for five years, just to find and rescue her lover who accidentally entered the game world. Xie Xiaomo has been writing books in the game world for five years. Although he is not good at words, he never hesitates when writing and writing. Until he writes the word "Luo Qi", for some reason, the ink always smudges on the rice paper. Running in both directions* Reunion after breaking up —————— Small theater: One sunny morning: Luo Qi: "This place is nice and looks familiar. This is the place." "Xuexue lie down~" When Shangguan Ruoxue heard this, she lay down on the ground very obediently. Although she didn't know why Luo Qi asked her to lie at the door of her house, she would do whatever Sister Luo Qi said. Luo Qi patted her shoulder and covered her with a quilt very considerately. Shangguan Ruoxue: "Sister, although we have been sleeping on the ground for the past two days, is it inappropriate to sleep on the ground in broad daylight..." Luo Qi: "Shh." After saying that, she lay down next to Shangguan Ruoxue. "Move, leave a place for me to lie down..." Shangguan Ruoxue: "Okay~" (Move to your bed obediently) Xie Xiaomo, who was left crying/accusing/accusing someone of cheating/paying money to buy vegetables, said: "..." ————— ."Viewers, please look at my poor little cub!! Save it for your collection, woohoo!! She hasn't had milk tea for a hundred years, and no one has read her articles for a hundred years!!! Have mercy on the poor little cub!!!!" (Beat) (drag away) 1. An ideal world, where the protagonist is assisted by the system and should not be linked to reality. Respect all working people. 2. Anti-routine, sweet and unexpected. 3. The author's laugh point is relatively low (?), And it's my greatest honor to be able to make you happy~ (dog giggles) Purpose: Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony

