My girlfriend is obviously a cute loser who can't do anything without me.
But why is it that the ability to fool a man is self-taught and has basically become the power of law?
In order to keep my girlfriend away from those stinky men who are alluring bitches.
I want to train my girlfriend to be a soft and adorable loser who can't live without me!
My girlfriend readily agreed to this and stayed at home happily without going out at all.
To this end, I work seven jobs, get up earlier than a chicken, and go to bed later than a dog.
Then one day, my body felt a little sluggish due to working overtime on the front line for 37 consecutive hours without sleep. Therefore, I suddenly felt powerless when I was trying to save a little girl who was about to be hit by a large truck and flew into the air while performing a 730° Thomas gyration.
So the plan to save the little girl, which was supposed to be very handsome, failed.
I was the one who flew into the air and performed a 730° Thomas swivel.
On the way to the hospital, I called my girlfriend and told her not to go out to see me who was seriously injured and dying. Compared with minor injuries like seven broken ribs, I was more afraid that my girlfriend would be stalked by a sexy bitch again when she went out.
However, although my girlfriend is sometimes soft and cute, she is very kind.
After getting lost for a long time, I groped all the way and rushed to the hospital to see me. The fruits I bought on the way were eaten by my hungry girlfriend, and only one banana and two apples were left.
I was so moved that I cried and angrily scolded my girlfriend for not listening to me and running out the door.
Then as I wiped away my tears, I saw my attending doctor transforming into a sexy bitch and inviting my girlfriend to have a cup of coffee.
I'm so angry that I'm going to pull out the IV tube and have a fight to the death with that gentle scum!
Concept: Love is giving, the fall of oneself, the sudden drop in IQ, the 730° Thomas spiral in the air, and Jiang Chengzi, I love you!