I am a thousand-year-old cat.
On my thousandth birthday, the old man who shoveled shit for me asked:
"Meow meow, after a hundred years of catastrophe, where are you going to think about it?"
I thought about it and said that the African savannah was very hot for me last time. Should I go to a cooler place this time?
The old man said: "Okay."
——So I came to the cold country.
Me:……
The old man said: "My name is Keruan, and my courtesy name is Hanguo."
Me: "Fuck you, meow!"
Okay, let's make peace with it now.
I walked through the streets of Corian on catwalks.
The ink master who posted the mission told me that this mission is to collect 100 bobos.
I thought about it, as a good-looking kitten, wouldn't it be extremely simple to collect a hundred Bobo?
But before I had time to catch my breath, words began to appear before my eyes——
--Strategy list--
--SEVENTEEN
--aespa
--(G)-IDLE
--NCTDREAM
--WayV
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Looking at this string of calligraphy fonts and the pretty little faces:
Me: ... Meow sluggish
＊Reading instructions:
*First person.
*In no particular order of appearance
*Everyone whose name can be called will be written down. I won't write down because I don't know them.
Mission: Be positive and stay young forever
