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[Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, the non-chief cannon fodder ferret essence
Song Xueyi was in trouble. The female protagonist in the original book was born with a lucky koi spirit, who is beautiful and lucky, but she is a ferret spirit, who spent hundreds of years longer than others in cultivating her human form. At the end, she ran away in a fit of anger and lost her soul.
In order to change her destiny, she spent a lot of money on luck. She heard that doing good deeds increases luck, but no one told her that the African chieftain was so unlucky! She went to water the sacred grass and drowned it; she tidied up the study for her uncle and burned it down...
However, thinking of the plot of the original book, she set her sights on the male protagonist Taotie, and unexpectedly discovered that as long as she was bound to Taotie, her luck would improve, so she had to hug him quickly.
Counting the days, the heroine hasn't appeared yet, hurry up, take advantage of the moment to attack the male protagonist to increase your luck and seduce him!
She puts her to sleep when the male protagonist suffers from insomnia, she goes hunting when the male protagonist is hungry, she cries with the male protagonist when he is injured, and she cries with the male protagonist when he is lonely... Huh? What's the deal with loneliness? Um? Why was she dragged into the hole? It's as if you're teasing yourself into it!
Small theater:
1. Taotie: Are you a ferret spirit?
Little ferret (with a bright face): Yes, you have seen a ferret, right? It's the kind that's long, furry, and very cute.
Taotie: Yes, I have eaten it. It tastes good.
Little Ferret (question version): Huh? ? ?
Taotie (explaining in a panic): Oh no, I've seen it before, it's very beautiful!
2. Little ferret, do you know that feeling? It's as if you are standing alone in the abyss, and everyone else is living their own lives on the cliff. You do not exist in anyone's life, and no one will stay for you. You just live in such a hazy state for tens of thousands of years.
Until I met you, you were like the only light willing to shine into my abyss in so many years, so pure and warm. My naturally violent nature makes me not want to get close to you, for fear of hurting you, but I don't want to let go, because I am afraid that once I let go, I will never find such a beautiful you again.
3. When the koi fish saw Taotie's voice from a distance, it stumbled backwards and fell into the pool, looking at the ferret spirit with provocation.
"Brother Xiao Feng, help!" The koi was floating in the water, looking pale and delicate.
The ferret folded his arms motionless and watched her performance.
Taotie walked over slowly, looked down at the people in the pool, and then raised his head and hugged the little ferret: "It's too sunny here, I'll give you a tan soon, and I'll take you to eat bingsu cheese."
Koi: "Save me, brother, she pushed me!"
Taotie tilted his head and glanced at her: "Aren't you a fish? Are you going to drown?"
Koi:... You are cruel!
Food guide:
1, 1v1, sc, he, two-way choice, like each other
2. The heroine wakes up late
3. Emotional flow, ferret and glutton, super sweet
4. The male protagonist is only gentle to the little ferret.
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Pre-received articles in the column:
[The idiot beauty who became a heartthrob by eating melons x the invincible system master who gossips]
The eerie castle, the strange heads, the bloody ghost hands...
Everyone panics when entering the infinite system;
Only Jiang Zao, who was bound to a melon-eating system that leaked signals, didn't seem so afraid——
[Holy shit, this ghost-hand BOSS is in love with the fox demon next door, the Bloody Queen I just saw yesterday!
[Wow wow wow, they had such an exciting time, they even had an illegitimate child]
What? This illegitimate child does not belong to this evil hand, but to that so-and-so. Your circle is so chaotic...]
[Hey, why is there no movement?
Jiang Zao, who was hiding in the corner, looked up.
The BOSS's sword that was about to be chopped off paused, green clouds shrouded his head, and his face looked ugly.
Three minutes later...
The BOSS turned around and left with the knife in hand. If he didn't find a place to hide, it would be too late for the Bloody Queen to come and kill him!
When the time comes, he will go find that person to settle the accounts.
The shivering players hiding everywhere couldn't help but want to shout——
Who is that so and so? ! !
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In the middle of the night, the fox demon appeared wearing a gauze dress and holding a ghost doll in his hand.
He raised his hand to strangle Jiang Zao for exposing his secret.
But she was still eating melon in her sleep!
[The fox demon's lover from thousands of years ago also appeared in this system?
[Shit, he was kidnapped by the one-armed grandma, who wants to make him a man's favorite!
What what? This man actually obeyed? Take it off, take it off...]
The fox demon stamped his feet and turned around to leave. Damn that old lady, how dare you compete with her!
[Hey hehehe, this big BOSS seems a bit handsome!
[I must touch his biceps.
Meng Yue, the master of the infinite system, stood in front of Jiang Zao's bed, next to the bosses who were kneeling.
"Master, this Jiang Zao still has many advantages... For example... She is sincere." Ghost Hand covered the black eye sockets that were beaten and looked at Jiang Zao fiercely, but he was also afraid that the aunt would say something else.
Others nodded one after another, feeling angry but afraid to speak... Uncomfortable!
Meng Yue's eyes lit up when he looked at her pretty and charming face. After being in the system for so long, this is the first time I have met such a bold player.
However, he stared at the ghost hand with a blue face and asked: "I also want to know, who is who?"
Food guide:
1. The sand sculpture style unlimited flow is a bit different from the ordinary unlimited flow. If you don't like it, don't enter.
2. The heroine becomes a heartthrob after eating melons and has a big golden finger
3. Do not contact reality, everything is imaginary
Mission: As long as you work hard enough, you will succeed
Reader comments
In fact, it's not too bad. Do we need a happy ending that says "the protagonists are together happily and without obstacles" to be considered happy? Or let Xu Ran die for love and walk away with the dean? That would be a fairy tale after all. This ending is very realistic. The dean will eventually grow old. When the dean passes away, Xu Ran will be very lonely. In such an ending, Xu Ran would be miserable and lonely for the rest of his life. So this is great. The dean can continue to accompany Xu Ran until his death, and he doesn't have to worry about no one accompanying Xu Ran after he leaves.
In fact, it's not too bad. Do we need a happy ending that says "the protagonists are together happily and without obstacles" to be considered happy? Or let Xu Ran die for love and walk away with the dean? That would be a fairy tale after all. This ending is very realistic. The dean will eventually grow old. When the dean passes away, Xu Ran will be very lonely. In such an ending, Xu Ran would be miserable and lonely for the rest of his life. So this is great. The dean can continue to accompany Xu Ran until his death, and he doesn't have to worry about no one accompanying Xu Ran after he leaves.