Cold-faced cuteness vs. Coquettish and pure love-minded guy
I was pushed hard by my mother to cope with the blind date.
Yunxi sat down and said with a cold face, "My requirements: cook, do housework, give birth to children, raise children, look..."
A pair of hands with sharp knuckles stretched out from the other side, poured tea, pushed it gently and said in a low and lazy voice, "Speak slower."
Yun happy paused.
He raised his eyes and looked at the man opposite.
Qing Jun's indifferent eyebrows and thin eyelids were lightened, and he raised his brow bone carelessly, indicating for her to continue speaking.
Yunxi looked at him and silently swallowed the next words about being tall, handsome, good-looking, with a big ass, and good at fertility.
She picked up the tea, took a sip, and said calmly: "These first."
The man's voice was still lazy, "Except for giving birth. If medical technology is reached in the future, I can give birth."
"Can you accept DINK and have the man get a sterilization?"
He pushed the menu to her and responded calmly, "Okay."
…
Yunxi still had something to do and wanted to leave very much, but he agreed to all her requests. She picked up her bag and stood up, saying perfunctorily: "Okay, I've passed the interview. Three months of probation, are you acceptable?"
The man raised his chin and reached for his cell phone and car keys on the table, "Send it to you?"
"... I don't need to drive the car."
That night.
During her mother's series of phone calls, Yunxi remembered that blind dates were such a big deal.
I checked WeChat and found that the chat box was empty.
A master.
Well, maybe you can learn from his trick of pretending to be crazy and acting stupid next time you go on a blind date.
See you next time.
Shi Feng still calmly threw the sterilization report in front of her.
Yunxi:?
What are you going to do!
Purpose: core values of socialism
