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Me: "Life and death, wealth and honor are in heaven. Is the fall of a genius a human tragedy or a genius' long-cherished wish? Please tune in below..."
Me: "Hey, who the blind guy is going to hit me!"
Jing Ke said coldly: "My hands are slippery, do you have any objections?"
Me: "... No."
Gao Jianli heard the sound and looked over: "There is no jealousy at home, go and buy some.
Me: "…Yes. "
Di Qianqiu (my brother, my dear): "By the way, I'm bringing you a bottle of dish soap. "
Me: "…Okay. "
Before going out, I silently looked around at the gentlemen in the room.
Li Bai danced the drunken sword and shouted vaguely: "I have wine today, I will be drunk today..."
Lu Ji frowned and studied the new recipe: "What kind of seasoning should be added to this thing to make it delicious..."
Xuanzang couldn't hear what was going on in the house: "Amitabha, how good it is, how good it is..."
Bai Qi narrowed his eyes: "What are you looking at? Do you want to kill me?"
Me: "..."
Nezha posed: "Hey, have you seen the flying deliveryman above the clouds?"
I kicked Nezha out: "Don't think that just because you are in the atmosphere group, you can do whatever you want!"
Really, why on earth did these guys who were wanted by heaven and blacklisted by the underworld become guests of my house!
When I went out and turned left, I met a familiar person. No, he was a god or not, he seemed to be a demon.
Person encountered: "Come and catch a criminal. "
What you want!
Me: "Go straight through the door, please!"
"It's not them, it's you.
He didn't say much, he pressed me against the wall with his body, and the desire surging in his eyes was not concealed at all.
I blinked: "Where's the crime?"
He stared at me and said hoarsely: "You have lied to me for so long and you still haven't admitted your guilt?"
I rolled my eyes silently in my mind, it was obviously you who admitted your mistake, okay?
Intention: Please read the full text carefully and memorize it from dictation