His Failed White Moonlight Aura
他那失效的白月光光环
by Embroidered Crow (绣鸦)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 162k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Due to a moment of kindness, Han Xilin rescued Qi Hua, an extremely weak but beautiful young man. He thought this young man was the bright moon in the sky, but turned out to be a crazy and evil dog. Although the evil dog is crazy, there is a white moonlight. Qi Hua: "I fell in love with him at first sight." Looking at the affectionate little mad dog, Han Xilin felt a toothache and a chill all over his body. He said with regret on his face: "Your Bai Yueguang has died long ago." While Qi Hua was worried about Bai Yueguang, Han Xilin kicked Qi Hua into the abyss of hell. After getting rid of the mad dog, he lived a good life of eating and waiting to die. One day, Han Xilin found that he had become a moving humanoid artifact, and people from all walks of life were coming. He protected his dying head and fled all the way, but was caught by Qi Hua, who had returned bloody. Carefully avoiding the sharp sword on his neck, Han Xilin's eyes wandered and he hesitated, feeling very guilty: "I'll tell you a secret, I am your Bai Yueguang." Qi Hua's face was expressionless: "What nonsense are you talking about?" Han Xilin raised three fingers, puffed up his chest and swore to the sky: "I am your true Bai Yueguang!" Oh, why don't you surrender under the halo of my great white moonlight! But Qi Hua put away the gloominess in his eyes, raised the corners of his lips, and became happy to the naked eye. "What a coincidence, I've wanted to kill Bai Yueguang for a long time." Han Xilin was confused: "How long?" Qi Hua smiled evilly: "From the moment he became my Bai Yueguang." Han Xilin:...... This is not going the right way. * Han Xilin is confident that his aura of white moonlight shines on the world, and as long as he thinks, nothing is impossible. Until... Former best friend: You are already dead, so don't come back to life. Former follower brother: The thing I regret most is not being able to kill you with my own hands. Former loyal subordinate: You are a fake, kill me! … Han Xilin:? ? ? Where is my white moonlight aura? Talking nonsense, pretending to be a pig, eating a tiger and suffering × arrogance and bad force value, max talk and lack of attack Reading guide: 1. Being raped by beauty (bushi) 2. Gong is a lunatic, the kind of lunatic who can't get feelings in the early stage. 3. Neither attack nor reception is perfect. 4. There are so many private facilities Please give me an advance notice for the next article "Everyone has the responsibility to protect the world's last heritage!" If you are interested, please collect the column and put a compressed version of the copy~ Unable to lift it with his hands or carry it on his shoulders, Shi Min, who was delicate and frail, traveled to a new world where civilized order was wandering crazily on the edge of disorder. Relying on the lost craft of his ancestors - driving corpses, he gloriously became an intern employee at the Global Corpse Management Station! At the performance appraisal meeting at the end of the year, the deputy station made an impassioned statement on the year's gains, and then focused on criticizing the person who dragged down the unit's assessment ranking: "Shi Min! I'm talking about you! I'm talking about you! What happened to the probation period! I didn't receive a single corpse!" Shi Min, who was holding the "Beginner's Guide to Corpse Busters", raised his head in confusion. Deputy station: "..." Deputy Station: "If we don't receive the body anymore, get out of here and go to Pure Soul Island!" Shi Min was confused again: Where is Soul Pure Island? A colleague kindly reminded: "Next time you fail the assessment, you will have to go to Pure Soul Island to have it rebuilt. That means your seven souls, six souls, limbs and five bones will be broken into pieces and reassembled." Shi Min:! ! ! The quadrennial reality show Infinite Game is launched again, and all non-human life forms are forced to participate. In order to maintain the order of the game, personnel from management stations around the world are dispatched to the scene to maintain order. Everyone at the corpse management station was insecure, fearing that they would be picked, so Shi Min, who knew nothing and had poor performance, volunteered to sign up. As a result, in the minds of the global audience, Shi Min, who had not picked up a single corpse, burst into tears and felt sorry for herself: Hey, I am a precious ancient human body, the last material cultural heritage of the world. Your legacy will be thrown to Pure Soul Island and shattered! All Xenomorphs:! ! ! Global audience:! ! ! Disgusting colleague:! ! ! Later, Shi Min took a step and took three breaths, holding the "Beginner's Guide to Corpse Exorcists" in his arms, and successfully picked up vicious plant mutants, cruel animal mutants, and already crazy human mutants. Global audience: It is everyone's responsibility to protect the world's last heritage! Shi Min happily drove back a large group of corpses. The "kind" colleague invited him to sit at home, but no one told him that this colleague's home was on Pure Soul Island! On Pure Soul Island, Xun Si, the God of Death, who gave up all his achievements, noblely and elegantly touched Shi Min Yanhong's lips: "They belong to you, and you belong to me." Global audience: It is everyone's responsibility to protect the world's last heritage! Xun Si: Huh? Shi Min: Wah! Purpose: Follow your heart and be your truest self