Copywriting
Because of some ulterior reasons, I ran away.
Before I escaped, I forgot to tell my wife the truth, so now I can only hide in the corner and watch my wife cry for me.
Okay, actually he didn't cry.
He attended my funeral with an expressionless face and sent someone to find someone with my portrait the next day.
I was shocked. I didn't expect my wife to be so eager to find a substitute.
Substitute writing has to wait two or three years after the death of the original owner.
I am not willing to become my wife's ex-husband.
So I thought of a clever way. I pretended to be my stand-in and took the initiative to approach my wife.
I thought confidently that although my wife didn't like me, based on the development of the stand-in, he would definitely like my stand-in.
But what I didn't expect was that my wife saw through my disguise at a glance.
My face was full of shock: "Honey, how did you recognize me?"
My wife sneered and pulled my split head: "Next time, remember to sew your head open before pretending to be someone else."
Reading Guide
1. The third person of the text.
2. Gong is not very smart and really has no brains. The main thing is the clear stupidity (?) In him.
3. The copywriting may be modified, but the general theme should not change.
Concept: Love has nothing to do with IQ, it is the mutual choice of two souls