People who have experienced the epidemic for three years have discovered the true beauty of the system, and the number of people taking public examinations has increased linearly. As the boss Zhuo in the examination and editing world, whenever he introduces himself, he will directly ask others to call him boss Zhuo. Even if they are his own students, he will always ask them to call him teacher Zhuo. There were many people who were curious about Boss Zhuo's full name and kept chasing him to ask, but they were all blocked by him or the people around him. In fact, his name is not an unspeakable name. On the contrary, his name is taken from Su Shi's classic work: The man who always admires the jade man in the world, the heaven should beg and the sweet lady. Unfortunately, with modern people's broken vocabulary, he can no longer look directly at his full name - Zhuo Yulang, a name that sounds inconsistent, a name that sounds like a pretty boy, a name that sounds like he came from a certain poultry market...
Recently, Boss Zhuo is preparing for college lectures. This was originally a matter of promoting image, but Boss Zhuo was in trouble. The self-introduction at the beginning made him very repulsive. While thinking about how to subtly elicit his full name, he slowly crossed his legs on the seat. Whenever he was thinking, he would sit cross-legged on the chair. This was a habit he had developed over the years.
"How about I quote the original text of Su Shi's poem, and then explain the meaning of the poem, and finally tell me what my name is," Zhuo Boss thought while rolling his eyes.
"No, no, it's too pretentious to be so formal." He rejected his idea in a flash.
"However, this is not necessarily a pretense, it can also be a sign of culture." Boss Zhuo blinked and nodded.
"Then... Dear classmates, hello everyone. I am today's speaker, Teacher Zhuo. The poet Su Shi of the Song Dynasty once wrote: Chang Xianren... Chang Xianren..." Huh? Brother Zhuo was a little confused. When he was a child, his family told him that his name came from a poem by Su Shi. He couldn't remember the specific name. It's fine now, I simply don't even remember the poem.
"I really don't believe it!" He was so stubborn that he wanted to check his cell phone, so he closed his eyes and thought about the entire sentence of the poem.
"Hey! Why don't you remember? I am obviously from Changxian... Changxian... Changxian..."
"Yulang! Yulang! Yulang!!!" Boss Zhuo became very angry when he heard the name and opened his eyes suddenly.
A dazzling light made him unable to open his eyes. As the light dimmed, he seemed to see a blurry figure. After regaining his composure, he finally saw the person in front of him clearly.
Usually when people look at people, they look at their facial features first, but Boss Zhuo is different. The first thing they look at is their hair! Yes, it's hair, the kind that covers the sky, covering the face and itching, and you can still hear the faint sound of whimpering.
"Have I met a forbidden woman?" Boss Zhuo thought as he tried to pull the hair off his face with his hands, but failed. Because, he was suppressed, and the owner of this patch of hair was holding him and crying.
Feeling Boss Zhuo's reaction, the man lying on Boss Zhuo immediately bounced his upper body up. The discomfort on Boss Zhuo's face finally felt relieved as the messy hair disappeared. When I looked closer, I* thought it was some girl lying on my body to express her affection, but it turned out to be a man! A man! Man! ! !
Cross-legged crossing training leader is attacked by X with double standards and no lower limit for male morality
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Intention: Tanmei