I Can't Escape After Kissing Someone by Mistake

[The new article next door has been opened, everyone is welcome to play~] Anonymous user: Want to hear about your love experience? Laxative. My name is Qiao Yan, and I was cheated on by a scumbag three days ago. So I angrily planned to sell the border collie he gave me as a son-in-law to another dog. As luck would have it, the coffee shop was so crowded that day that we all got the wrong person. Adhering to a serious and responsible attitude, I proposed to let the two repair dogs get familiar with each other for two months and signed the contract with me. As soon as the two-month deadline was up, just when I made up my mind to contribute Gouzi, he kicked the accelerator and took me to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Looking at the red notebook in my hand, I realized that it was a mistake from the beginning. The most terrible thing is that he is still my boss! Is it still too late for me to run now? Small Theater One month later, comment below—— Netizen 1: It's fake... I don't believe it, so what's the follow-up? Netizen 2: The follow-up is that the two gave birth to a child named Xiaobian (smile) The boss who saw this question and answer one day said indifferently: "So you were on a blind date with a dog?" Qiao Yan said solemnly: "Don't mention the past again." Boss: "There's something I haven't told you." "Its blind date is also a male," he pointed to the two dogs playing together, and added gently: "They collided." "?" Therefore, there is no successful blind date at all! ! ! Qiao Yan burst into tears. ·Eating Guide· ◎This article contains a small amount of pet content and the same-sex marriageable background ◎Daily flow of social animals, no big twists and turns, double C ◎A bit of a facial control, good-natured and slow-tempered, especially calm when receiving X (crossed out), good at seducing dads ————Next volume·Advance collection·Please collect it! —————— ["Your Majesty, think twice!" [Black cut black tyrant x mute social fear bastard] It is rumored that Niao Na Pingting, the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's Palace, is about to enter the palace. She is a stunning beauty. But only Emperor Xiao Su himself knew that the person sent to the palace was indeed a rare beauty, but it was a pity that she was a mute man. After rebirth, Xiao Su could not overlap the bright and graceful young man in front of him with the figure of the man lying in a pool of blood in his previous life. When the Prime Minister presented his daughter, Xiao Su said, "Does the Prime Minister have a concubine? Let him come into the palace." All the ministers were confused: "Your Majesty, think twice." - The concubine Yun Sui originally thought that he would replace his sister in the palace as a concubine, so he was cautious for fear of exposing himself and offending the emperor. As a result, just three days after entering the palace, other concubines came to find trouble and accidentally sprinkled pollen all over him, causing rashes and itchiness all over his body. The next day, the emperor said with a gloomy face: "You are such a lonely dear prince. There are many concubines in the harem, why don't you go back separately and take care of them?" The harem was dismissed, and all the ministers looked pale: "Your Majesty, think twice!" - The prime minister was unwilling to give up his ambition to become a queen, and borrowed Yun Sui's help to try to send his legitimate daughter to the palace. Unexpectedly, Yun Sui drank the decoction he prepared, and when he woke up the next day, he kicked Xiao Su out of bed, who was sleeping on the same bed. The emperor, whose plan was disrupted, slapped the table angrily: "The Prime Minister wants to get closer to Gu, so let's make your beloved son your queen. What do you think, Prime Minister?" All the ministers were frightened, but they did not dare to disobey: "Your Majesty..." Holding the milk soup, the Queen-to-be was thinking about it and preparing to apologize for her rudeness last night. When she heard this, she screamed in her heart with unspeakable pain—— Your Majesty, please think twice! ! ! Intention: Down-to-earth, self-reliant and self-respecting