Good disciple, would you like me to find you a husband?
After a while...
Master, do you really want to marry me off?
Okay, master, if you say marry me, I will marry you...
We are getting married just for this task. After seven days, we will come back to Yue Lao for divorce.
OK…
From now on, I will protect you. If anyone dares to bully you, I will go and kill them...
I'm going to quit traveling, and you can find someone to get married to.
Can you not quit traveling?
No.
Then... Can we not get divorced...
Come, get divorced...
Intention: Read more books and newspapers, play less games and sleep more.