[Advance receipt: Notes from a semi-retired person in the Tang Dynasty/This fairy is not serious, please drop down the copy~]
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After Lu Zhu graduated, he worked hard for three years and just after paying off his student loan, he died suddenly in the office.
She traveled through time to a small family in the world of immortality. She was about to turn eight years old, had water and wood spiritual roots, was at the second level of Qi training, and had a bright future.
It seems that everyone in the family is in high spirits, the family is prosperous and lively.
Lu Zhu grinned: Not only is he more than ten years younger, he is also a second-generation cultivator, so he can win the game with ease!
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After she finished receiving the memory, her smile gradually disappeared——
The elder brother who went out to hunt beasts actually had his arm bitten off by a monster. He owed Lingdai Pavilion a large amount of spiritual stones. He queued up at Lingdai Pavilion to wait for the elixir so that his broken arm could be reborn.
My sister, who is practicing in seclusion, actually had a conflict with someone in the sect and damaged her foundation. She also owes the Medical Immortal Pavilion a large amount of spiritual stone treatment to repair her foundation.
My father, who followed the family members around every day, was actually going to mine for Lingdai Pavilion to pay off his debts.
The mother had just given birth to a pair of twins. She was weak and bedridden, and the twins were crying for food.
After her eighth birthday, she will be taken away as collateral by the Medical Immortal Pavilion, stamped as a temporary servant, and made a chore disciple.
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Lu Zhu burst into tears: It turns out that the money has no bright future. Why are there still loans in the world of immortality? !
Tears fell down one by one and suddenly turned into pearls.
Luzhu:? ? ?
*
After crying, a piece of inherited memory belonging to the mixed-race shark girl appeared in her mind.
According to the inheritance, what she dropped was a low-quality shark bead, and as long as she swallowed the evil spirit, her bloodline could be improved.
The shark beads are in the Medical Immortal Pavilion, and even the lowest ones cost one spirit stone each. The best shark beads can be sold for thousands of spirit stones.
Luzhu:! ! !
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She roughly calculated the debts owed by her family and became more confident again. There was nothing that a top-quality shark bead couldn't solve!
If so, then two!
From the negative second generation to the rich generation, what's the difference? It was almost a disaster!
Lu Zhu would wake up from his dream with a smile. That stuff is available in all walks of life in the world of immortality, and it is garbage that everyone avoids.
#After traveling through time, the family is short and the chickens and flying dogs jump to cultivate immortality#
# The second generation of negative people who are the best at recycling and reusing garbage in the world of cultivating immortals#
#FDratio50%#
——Copywriting of "Notes of a Semi-Retirement of the Tang Dynasty"——
Gu Yu, who successfully broke through from the infinite flow world, traveled through time and became Gu Yu, a young girl in Chang'an County of the Tang Dynasty.
She was specially admitted to Chang'an County because Aye sacrificed her life for the imperial court.
Because she was timid and fearful, she was not very smart and could only work dully, so she was almost turned into a hot-pot girl in the kitchen.
When Gu Yu came here, her family was destitute, owed a hundred taels of debt, and she had a sick younger brother to support. It turned out that she fell to death while going up the mountain to collect medicine for her younger brother.
Gu Yu could not be more satisfied with her situation.
No need to struggle between life and death day and night, just clock in every day, squat in the kitchen, eat delicious food in advance, watch other people working hard for the case, exhausted... Who knows the joy of holding an umbrella when others are raining!
It will be even more comfortable to go home, pet the dog and plant flowers, and then secretly catch a few criminals and feed them to Goldfinger to raise the baby and work together!
This is simply a retirement life that she never dreamed of... It would be better if the dog surnamed Zhao in Chang'an County didn't always try every means to expose her identity!
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Zhao Zheng, the eldest son of the Duke of Lu Kingdom, had to retreat from the Jinwu Guard due to serious injuries. He was bought and sold by his uncle, a saint, and appointed as the magistrate of Chang'an County.
When he first took office, he was faced with several difficult cases to solve internally, such as the serial murder case that shocked Chang'an and the poisoning case at a noble mansion in the county suburbs.
Externally, he still has to face the ridicule from his colleagues and the ridicule among the powerful relatives and friends... After thinking about it, it would be happier to die.
As a result, before he could think of a way to die that would be less painful and would not affect his family, the criminals in several cases were thrown into the Chang'an County Yamen with their evidence.
Zhao Zheng sat up in shock while he was dying.
Wait, he can still save him!
If we can find this expert who is good at solving crimes and encourage him to... No, I will worship the expert and solve more cases so that he can live peacefully in Chang'an County and retire in peace. This life will not be impossible!
Tang Jiaokong
The boss with poisonous tongue reopens* can bend and stretch, is beautiful and licks dogs
——Copywriting of "This Fairy Isn't Serious"——
Yu Shanshan is a famous roll king in the apocalyptic world. As long as he can't roll to death, he will roll to death.
In order to survive, she just raised her useless light power to level 9, turning herself into a strong person famous in all the bases in the apocalypse.
Then their world ushered in the tenth-level zombie king who caused the fall of countless bases.
Yu Shanshan: I'm tired, let's destroy it.
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After dying together with the Zombie Emperor, she traveled to the world of cultivation and became an outer disciple of the Yaoguang Sect in the Cultivation Continent. After nine years of cultivation, she was able to reach the second level of Qi training. She still had five series of pseudo-spiritual roots. She would be expelled from the sect if she could not break through to the fourth level of Qi training in another year.
Yu Shanshan simply lay down: all her sails were rolled up, she just wanted to be a salted fish, so happy that after being expelled from the sect, she would go to the secular world to continue her leisurely life.
This cultivation level is enough for the mortal world, and she is content to live an extra life with money and leisure.
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Unexpectedly, her superpowers also came with her. Others only had Dantian, which could form a golden elixir through cultivation. She also had an extra brain area, which contained a huge crystal core that had exhausted all its energy.
Yu Shanshan: ... Just right, no matter how weak the light power is, it can make Xianyu lie down more comfortably in life.
Unexpectedly, as long as her light power is upgraded, the crystal core in her brain will illuminate the spiritual roots in her dantian, causing its purity to slowly increase.
God: From the most useless pseudo spiritual root to the top chaotic spiritual root, your ascension is just around the corner, roll it up!
Yu Shanshan has an expressionless face: It is impossible to roll the paper again, not even in the next life.
But King Juan's path is only the liver, but Xianyu's postures are in various ways. Who says Xianyu can't ascend?
Intention: As long as you are willing to work hard, your dreams can fly bravely