Will the Stupid Kitten Become a Social Animal?

[Thanks for supporting the genuine version! Poor, helpless and cannibalistic half-demon Yu Qiao wanders in a strange city. The mysterious cat comes like a god and saves him, who is about to starve for nine meals in three days. Yu Qiao was chewing on the ham sausage while sucking the cat from a distance. Suddenly, "evil comes from the courage" and gave the innocent black cat a hard slap. I heard that black cats bring good luck? Touch it! The next day, a good job with five insurances and one housing fund, including food and housing, fell on his head. Yu Qiao looked at the hand he had held with the cat yesterday: Met the soft-hearted cat god? ! On the third day, facing the legendary lottery that 99% of the time you will win His boss unexpectedly thanked him for his patronage. Yu Qiao looked at the special prize in his hand, fearing that he would be fired if he failed to show up. "Maybe I touched the lucky cat yesterday?" The new worker showed a natural and shy smile. Lu Jinghuan looked thoughtfully at the furry head on the other side, and secretly completed the draw with his backhand. ——First prize! ! Yuqiao:? Why are you touching me? The black cat hunting by the lake shook its paws: Damn it, why did this fish jump into my mouth? #Forget it and feed it to the human from yesterday# ​#You're so stupid if you don't even know how to forage for food# Will the soft-hearted European Emperor be willing to give stickers to African chieftains? Yuqiao carefully hid his identity as a half-demon while receiving a huge salary as a mascot. Although it seems that the secret is about to be exposed () But he refused to say it, so Lu Jinghuan just thought he was a dark black sesame dumpling, disguised as natural (x One day, Lu Jinghuan suddenly told him that the superiors wanted to promote their department and Yu Qiao needed another job, but—— The boss said in a serious tone: "I'm sorry to ask you to work overtime. I'll give all the reward money to you." Yuqiao: Great! Yuqiao looked at the flying data on the screen, and suddenly realized that he could use this to let his former friends find him, so he had to work harder! Although there are some twists and turns in life, the little half-demon has not changed his original intention. He just wants to play with cats and retire, and avoid decades of detours. "Anchor, why are your ears exposed? They are so cute!" "Huh?... T-that's fake!" Yu Qiao covered his ears and his tail ran out again. "They're all fake. They don't even feel good to the touch." He pretended to be calm. "Then the anchor wants to touch my tail? I'm on the street next to you." A photo was sent in the private message, which was a sparkling purple snake tail. Ah, the world is really declining. Where is morality, where is humanity, and where is address? I don't want to touch it either, but the snake is wrapping around me! ​#Why are there so many fairies in this city# #Why are you all sucking me# ​#Boss, you are not allowed to sneak into me either# Until that day, Yu Qiao discovered Lu Jinghuan's identity as an exorcist... The only alien half-demon in the world stood at the door of the bedroom for a long time. Yuqiao x Lu Jinghuan The European Emperor's beauty group's favorite half-demon x African-Emirati double-standard dog exterminator Yuqiao is 1 [Healing direction, he, hide a little knife, only after eating the knife can you realize the sweetness of sugar (violent words)] The main character is a group favorite, a half-demon and half-blood. He is a bit cautious but not very smart. He mixes his little brains into pieces. There is no advantage in hybridization (bushi). Pre-receipt: "The protagonist begs me not to follow the plot" As soon as Ke Mingan traveled through the past, he was told by the system's Heavenly Dao that he was the successor of the Dark Son and a villain who did all kinds of evil. But as long as he completed the plot and maintained world peace, one of his wishes would be fulfilled. After Ke Mingan finished reading the script given by Tiandao, he clenched his fists and had a determined look in his eyes! As long as the protagonist defeats him quickly, he can retire early! He wants to embarrass the protagonist, he wants to do all the bad things, and be the most vicious little kitten to make the protagonist hate him to the core! Everything seemed to be going well. He was forced into a corner. The protagonist was holding a sharp knife and was about to eliminate harm for the people. But when he actually showed a look of shock and pain as shown in the plot, the sword in the protagonist's hand fell to the ground with a clang, The man who symbolized justice in front of him covered his eyes with his palms and said in a panicked voice: "Did I scare you? I'm sorry, I just wanted to make a joke." Stab me to death! What are you hesitating about, you blond bastard! Stop kissing the back of my hand. What's the point of asking for your loyalty? I'm a villain! Ke Mingan, who suddenly fell ill, stepped heavily on the protagonist with a tear, and firmly determined that he wanted God to cure his tear incontinence. The original protagonist: I must kill the bad guys who play with people's hearts. Later protagonist: You must have some difficulties, An An, don't be sad, I absolutely believe you. Ke Mingan looked at the protagonist at his feet: Tiandao, have I completed the mission? #The world is so obsessed with villains that there is no war anymore, so why don't we save the world?# By a strange combination of circumstances, he completed the mission, and Tiandao promised to cure his tear incontinence, but he never thought that it would lead to other bugs. Ke· Randomly has a serious illness· Ming'an:? QAQ idiot Tiandao! Tiandao: Private Masai An'anjiang Wataxi didn't mean it. If you do another mission, I'll give you a double wish, okay? Are you pdd? After cutting hundreds of millions of knives, there is still one more knives left (annoyed)  The first world (tears incontinence): the classic villain Dark Son x the righteous golden retriever protagonist The second world: a young actor who acts like a spoiled fish x a director who has a strict and poisonous tongue The third world: The campus villain who works diligently to follow the plot and is waiting to be defeated by the protagonist King Tianliang The fourth world: the evil villain with eight tentacles x the perverted protagonist with such cute hands must want me to kiss him The fifth world (blindness): The hypocrite Xian Zun who sucks people's essence The sixth world (acquired deafness): A black writer who was falsely accused of plagiarism x a homophobic straight male reader roommate …… Ke Mingan: Are these silly dogs really the protagonists? Not every world has diseases, and those with diseases are randomly born and acquired. If you think of a better disease, you can change it at any time. The order is not determined, there may be additions Purpose: Perseverance in hard work can lead to self-sufficiency