1.
Wu Ji had no house, car, or savings. After his claw machine business failed, he could only rely on his family's ancestral pig-killing skills to survive in the slaughterhouse.
One day when I came home from the night shift, an aunt suddenly ran over to me with eyes wide open: "Miss! I see that you are extremely talented and a ghost-catching prodigy! Do you want to learn how to catch ghosts with me?!"
Wu Ji: Is it so sudden? ... What are you waiting for to catch ghosts? Do you want to see what time it is now! I think you look more like a ghost!
The aunt touched her right hand and nodded again: "Look at the evil energy rising to the sky, tsk tsk tsk, it looks like a ghost that cats hate and dogs hate, tsk tsk tsk..."
Wu Ji: ... Do you eat fried cakes?
2.
The three-month one-on-one ghost-catching special training class finally ended. Just when Wu Ji thought he could finally sleep, Xiao Zhang released a bloody ghost.
Xiao Zhang adjusted his glasses and said, "The ones I saw earlier were just appetizing brats. Today I want to teach you what it means to be someone outside the world, and there is a world outside the world."
She looked at the evil spirit who was grinning at Wu Ji, raised her legs and walked away, saying without looking at him: "Just try it for five minutes."
Before I even opened the door, I heard the sound of something exploding——
Wu Ji: "I'm sorry, it's really difficult to hold on for 5 minutes without starting... But what do you mean when you say that there are people outside the world and there is a world outside the world?"
Miss Xiao watched helplessly as the ghost looked ferocious one second before being killed by Wu Ji with a single blow the next.
What Denxi! Who are you looking down on? What about the big guy? Why am I so big? Get up! Get up!
3.
"Xiao Wu, our company is very formal and has business in the entire three realms. Moreover, our company's main focus is to be a pure source and not be deceived by others. Having said that, what do you think of us adding a live broadcast business?"
Wu Ji: It's so hard for you. You can actually find such a shabby bungalow in the CBD... Wait a minute, boss, why are you crazy? What are you talking about in the Three Realms! What the hell is live streaming? Oh, no, it's not really a live broadcast ghost!
6 Months later
Wu Ji glanced at Wu Chang Gui Cha, who was catching the doll, and then at Qian Lai, who was packing up his photography equipment and couldn't see anything.
Haha, numb.
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1. Plot, but complaining
2. There is a ghost, but the heroine and the supporting character
3. Love women, all women
4. Smile without any burden!
Intention: Hahahahahahahahaha