"Decide whether to buy after reading the reviews."
Longye was reincarnated into a giant western black dragon, a level 9999 dragon that could walk sideways. Unfortunately, it contracted with a human.
If she were the human who got lucky enough to contract with the strongest dragon in the world, she would probably wake up laughing even in her dreams.
After all, if she has the strongest escort, she can just win in life.
It's a pity that she is the strongest dragon. She could have been free and easy, but now she has to live with a bottle of oil.
Tuoyou Bo is three months old and needs to be carefully fed, changed, bathed, and dressed...
After finally raising the child to the age of five, she wanted to let go and let the child see the outside world (she firmly refused to admit that she wanted to abandon the child for adoption).
The child had no choice but to walk out of the cave for five minutes. He ran back crying and fussing, saying that he had fallen and his knees hurt.
Okay, let's raise it until we can't fall and then go out.
When I was ten years old, I walked out of the cave. I came back not long after and said that I was being chased by a large lizard outside and I couldn't beat it.
Okay, let's raise a big lizard that can beat level 1000 before going out.
He walked out of the cave at the age of fifteen. He came back not long after and said that he was reluctant to part with the Dragon Mother and wanted to stay with her for a few more years.
Long Ye was silent for a long time: "Don't think I didn't see the essence of you being a good-for-nothing and just wanting to lie down."
The handsome boy with blond hair and golden eyes touched his head innocently: "Is there any? Haha."
The boy reached adulthood at the age of eighteen and finally decided to contact the outside world.
"I will come back as soon as possible! I will also collect the sparkling stones for the Dragon Mother!"
Tatsuno reluctantly opened his eyes when he heard these words: "I also want handsome men, some of various styles."
——
Two years later, the child who left home returned.
I brought back a bunch of colorful gems, big and small, but not a single man.
Tatsuno looked around to make sure he hadn't missed anything: "Where is the man?"
Long Yi's body softened and he fell to the ground, scratching his head and posing: "Can't I do it?"
Long Ye was speechless and choked, and slapped away with his paw: "Get out."
Long Yi limped back and said, "Mother Dragon, actually I have already chosen a man for you."
Tatsuno: "Oh?"
Long Yi: "The men in the outside world are all ordinary people and are not worthy of my Dragon Mother."
Tatsuno: "Oh?"
Long Yi: "It is said that the creator god of this world is male and is breathtakingly beautiful. I think he is pretty good."
Tatsuno changed his paws to support his head and changed his tone: "Oh——?"
Long Yi: "But the power of the Creator God was stolen by the Demon King, and he is now imprisoned in the Demon King's City, so..."
Long Ye glanced at Long Yi, did the little boy dare to play tricks with her?
Didn't all the foreshadowing just want her to kill the Demon King and rescue the God of Creation?
Hum, not going.
Fighting and killing are boring.
Long Yi saw what Long Ye was thinking, and immediately took out a gadget and created a magic display screen. On the display screen was a handsome man with a peerless face that made people unable to take their eyes away just by showing his profile.
Long Ye twisted his neck and said with fighting spirit: "Let's go! Bring the best sword and ride the fastest horse! Go and save the prince without stopping!"
——
Team up to go on an adventure. The team members all know that their little friend Long Yi has a beautiful but violent mother. He dare not go west when her mother points him east, and he dare not breathe when his mother tells him to shut up.
She was of a low rank but was picky about everything and needed someone to take care of her. She really didn't look like someone who could give birth to a perfect child like Long Yi, who was gentle, polite, and capable of all decathlons.
The team members were dissatisfied with Long Yi. No matter how good-looking Long Ye was, they all turned their backs on her. Unfortunately, Long Ye's eyes were on the top of his head and could not be seen at all.
The team members were even more disgusted with her arrogance.
One day, the team members faced a life-or-death crisis. When everyone thought they would not survive and said goodbye to their teammates, the lazy and unmotivated woman suddenly transformed into a majestic black dragon. The crisis was resolved in two strokes. Only then did they understand why Long Yi obeyed her words.
Because I can't beat him at all. I can't beat him.
"Long Yi, your dragon mother is a dragon, are you too?"
"No, I picked it up."
"Hey——! In that case, would you like to have more dragon fathers?"
"I can't make the decision, but you shouldn't have a chance. Mother Dragon likes good-looking things."
"I am recognized as the third most beautiful man in the empire!"
"Is there any divine beauty?"
"..." He didn't like to hear this.
Reading instructions:
1. There is foreshadowing. Some controversial points may be foreshadowing. I will not reply to this to avoid spoilers.
2. The heroine has a system.
3. The heroine can curse and be very irritable.
4. The heroine is not a good dragon, she does things based on interests and preferences.
Purpose: The meaning of life lies in the present