Liu Shiyin was a nominal Taoist priest in a Taoist temple during the Yongjin Dynasty. Apart from exorcising evil spirits, telling fortunes and catching ghosts every day, his favorite thing was to catch fish and sleep.
Who would have thought of an accident, that he would directly transform into a landlord who owned a building three hundred years later?
Work means lying at home collecting rent and playing games every day.
Liu Shiyin: Very good. You can lie down and be a salted fish.
However, not long after Xianyu, his tenants started having troubles one after another.
In the middle of the night one day, the new tenant made a frantic harassing phone call - saying that he had hit a ghost!
At first glance, Liu Shiyin said: Impossible, what kind of ghost would be so ignorant to invade his territory?
When Liu Shiyin entered the tenant's door, his face instantly sank.
There are really some people who don't have long-sightedness...
A palm-sized puppet that had no Yin energy but could run and jump appeared in front of Liu Shiyin.
Harvest Puppet x1
First night together:
Liu Shiyin was almost bitten, so he locked the puppet in the drawer with his backhand and took out the talisman to seal it.
But in the end it ran away, but in the wrong direction...
Why is this little idiot chasing him?
Second meeting:
Liu Shiyin called out Little Black Face skillfully, and there was a puppet growing in his pocket.
It's just that the puppets are so vicious, I'll eat them whenever I see them.
Little Black Face: Let me see who of you dares to bully him!
Liu Shiyin: Do you want to take a few more bites?
After:
As they got along, Liu Shiyin discovered that this little puppet not only brought him clothes when he came out of the shower wearing only a bath towel, but also liked to chase after him to study while carrying sticky notes and pens.
Liu Shiyin, who only loves fortune telling and has a very poor sense of direction, said: It is impossible to learn, and it is impossible to learn Feng Shui in this life.
After x day:
Discovering that the little puppet was his lover in the previous life, Liu Shiyin silently grabbed a Feng Shui book as thick as a brick: I love learning, learning makes me happy, and I will fight for my wife.
Facing the little puppet that she wanted to flush down the toilet, Liu Shiyin said: It smells so good ^ ^
…
After netizens learned that the person in charge of the wealthy Xu family in Jiangcheng had changed, they were particularly curious and speculated.
Will the eldest son of the Xu family take over the power smoothly, or will the second son take over?
After guessing and guessing, in the end, I never expected that the one who would seize power would be the young master of the Xu family, Xu Linyan, who was so disabled that he could only use a wheelchair!
When it was later revealed that he was having an affair with Liu Shiyin, a well-known Tianshi in Jiangcheng, netizens' jaws dropped and hot searches exploded!
"Where is the destiny of the lonely star of the evil god that I have promised?"
"I'm still single, how come he's single?"
"Not only does he have a boyfriend, he also has money!"
"Come on, the clown is me."
And those wealthy businessmen, movie stars, and Taoist priests who came here for Liu Shiyin's fortune-telling and fortune-telling, but couldn't find anyone, started searching and checking in:
"Mr. Xu, let's cooperate. I'll give up all the profits. I just want your boyfriend to tell your fortune!"
"Mr. Xu, I heard that you have opened a new game company. I will endorse it for free. I just want your partner to help you read your palm!"
"Mr. Xu, give me the magic weapon or not. I just ask your boyfriend to start a class!"
Liu Shiyin: How can I spend time with my wife when I'm at work?
Xu Linyan: My boyfriend is right (seriously)
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Food guide:
→1v1, focusing on favoring each other
→The tenants always run into ghosts and get into trouble. While exorcising evil spirits and telling fortunes while falling in love and raising a wife, Gong VS is pitiful and cruel.
→Metaphysical knowledge is all based on fabrication. The works have nothing to do with reality and are purely fictional. Do not substitute reality, do not be superstitious, and believe in science.
Please give me advance notice for the next article "The Sick Master's Personal Bodyguard"
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Song Haiwen, a wealthy man in S city, suddenly died suddenly, and his son Song Chuzhou came to power. The first thing he did after taking office was not to reorganize the company and secure his position. Instead, he issued a recruitment announcement—recruiting bodyguards.
Recruitment requirements are both normal and outrageous. To sum up, there are four points:
1. Martial Arts
2. Good looking
3. Be obedient
4. Personal service
These requests were quickly posted online by good people, and netizens who saw them said they knew how to play.
"Do I want to be dirty? What does it mean to serve personally?"
"Eat, drink, and go to bed with you?"
"Are you looking for a bodyguard? You are obviously looking for a filial wife!"
Many people are curious, will anyone really apply for this job?
There are many results. The other party really gave too much, and from the leaked photos, we can see that Song Chuzhou is so beautiful that it is not a loss to be able to sleep in the other party's bed!
But what is unexpected is that there is an endless stream of applicants, but no one has won the crown in three months.
When everyone suspected that this was just some kind of marketing strategy and various rumors were rampant, the Song Group announced that their young master had found a bodyguard!
At this time, all netizens were curious about which talented person stood out.
Soon after, when everyone saw the tall man standing behind Chu Zhou in public, they understood...
Dark-skinned hunk!
It turns out that this is the type that the young master likes!
Song Chuzhou and Shen Lie met for the first time in his bedroom. In front of the large floor-to-ceiling window, Song Chuzhou looked at Shen Lie with cold eyes and a cold tone and said his first words.
"Take off your clothes."
Purpose: Get along well with each other, help each other, and protect everyone's public property