When Thousands of People Think That the Shark in the Jiuluoyu Variety Show Is Crazy

Extreme joy brings sorrow! Song Zhiyan had just confirmed his pre-acceptance for the postgraduate entrance examination, and that night he jumped on the fashion and dressed like the character in the book that everyone hated In this novel called "The True Young Master Reborn as the Movie King" Song Zhiyan is a fake young master who occupies a magpie's nest, a man who clings to the real young master's fiancé and refuses to take a sip of his older brother's green tea, and a shameless and top-notch celebrity in the entertainment industry. It is only natural that Song Zhiyan, who is hated by everyone, was voted by the whole people and became the first cultural census variety show in the entertainment industry "Who is the Fish?" The perfect choice With the frequent occurrence of illiteracy in the entertainment industry Fish that slip through the net of the nine-year compulsory education are becoming increasingly common in the entertainment industry In this world, the state stipulates: Only artists who successfully pass the examination can obtain an artist certificate and continue to work in the entertainment industry In order to ensure fairness and openness, the examination process will be conducted by the variety show "Who is the Fish?" Full live broadcast broadcast There are 101 contestants in the first batch Among them, Song Zhiyan is definitely the person that everyone dislikes most. People from all walks of life cast him on the show just to see him make a fool of himself and quit the entertainment industry. However, on the first day of the show Things seem to be going wrong Wait... Song Zhiyan actually knows what "HowNet" is, he also knows that there is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics, and he can also solve linear equations of two variables ==! Oh my god, is Song Zhiyan, hated by everyone, actually a genius? ! … Song Zhiyan, who had just passed through: Thank you for the invitation, he is just an ordinary postgraduate entrance examination dog. How come he accidentally turned into a dimensionality reduction attack? CP Jiang Wenshu, the scientific research boss of Flower of the Kaolin is not a character in the original plot, but he is a sapiosexual Demining: The entertainment industry is a brainless fun with pictures and pictures. There is no prototype, but it does involve some "real cases of illiteracy". In addition, there will be more barrages in variety show live broadcasts. Next book: "After Marrying the President of Black Cat Alpha" As an E-class omega whose father does not love her mother, Xia Youran has always known that she cannot control her marriage. But he never expected that one day he would marry Lu Zhixing on behalf of his half-brother. Lu Zhixing was once the proud son of heaven, the heir to the Lu family, an S-class Alpha, and the dream of thousands of OMEAGs. It's a pity that the plane crashed and he became a vegetative state that can't speak or move. Xia Youran chose to accept the reality. A vegetative person was just a vegetative person. It was better to marry a vegetative person than to continue to be squeezed out by her stepmother and brother at home, and she could still receive huge living expenses. Just treat yourself as a nurse, this is what Xia Youran, a graduate student in the Department of Philosophy, thinks So he moved into Lu Zhixing's home and became Lu Zhixing's newlywed wife. He massaged and rehabilitated the sleeping Lu Zhixing every day, indulged in playing with Lu Zhixing's cat, and secretly waited for an opportunity to change Lu Zhixing's cat's surname, until one day—— Lu Zhixing woke up. Xia Youran was almost crying: "Mr. Lu, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kidnap your cat." In the end, Lu Zhixing, who regained consciousness, just looked at him deeply: "It's okay to abduct him, but don't sterilize me." Xia Youran:? ? ? — No one knew that Lu Zhixing turned into a cat after being comatose Through the black cat's eyes, he sees many people around him Including his biological parents, his so-called fiancée, and his "good brother" for many years Lu Zhixing vowed never to trust anyone again Until one day Xia Youran moved in The young man bathed him, helped him recover, and took care of his cat every day without any regrets. Lu Zhixing: "I know you love me very much, isn't it just for getting married? Just get married, come here and kiss me." Xia Youran, who just wanted to pet the cat but not kiss her: "..." "Well, kissing is okay, but can you change it to a meat pad?" Marriage first, love later/A vegetative man transformed into a living cat/Thirty-three days to win the husband literature Department of Philosophy, diligent worker, loving cat omega, X plane crash, vegetative, but pink flesh pads, white beard, green eyes, furry black cat, Alpha attack Intention: Face setbacks bravely, never give up, study hard, and use knowledge to overcome difficulties