Please Get Off the Bus When You Arrive at the Station
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by Ridiculous Vegetable Bag (荒谬菜包)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Chu Beiyi lost his memory when he opened his eyes. He was packed and thrown out of the nursing home with ten dollars in his pocket. He walked on the street with an empty head and was touched by a fortune teller by a homeless man (crossed out) who was beginning to take shape. The fortune teller said: "Hey young man, I see that your hall is dark and you have the appearance of an emperor! Turn left at the intersection ahead of the station, and there will be a windfall waiting for you!" After that, he ran away. Chu Beiyi:......¿ ? With just a touch of his little hand, he knew that a huge sum of 10 yuan had been stolen. I caught up with the bus all the way, and as soon as I could stand firm, the people and the car were blown away. When I opened my eyes, I was kidnapped into a horror survival game. Chu Beiyi: "The hall is really dark." * Chu Beiyi discovered that as long as someone's life is in danger in front of him and he does not lend a helping hand, his heart will be hot and painful, comparable to ancient capital punishment, and he will be forced to embark on the road of no return to save the world. Player A: "Boss, I was caught by the monster's hair!!!" Chu Beiyi: "Just cut your hair." Player B: "Brother Chu, help! This ghost baby wants me to be his mother and wants to eat me!" Chu Beiyi: "Then don't give birth first." Player C: "Boss, I'm going to be strung up by the nurse NPC with an 8-meter needle!!" Chu Beiyi: "Well... Do you want cumin or chili pepper?" I don't know from which day Chu Beiyi always receives some strange tasks... Task: Hold hands with the resentful spirit for ten minutes to help it get rid of appearance anxiety. Chu Beiyi: "Do ghosts still have anxiety about their appearance??" Mission: Kiss the evil ghost for one minute and help him cure () Wu Neng. Chu Beiyi: "Is this a serious game?" Mission: ... With the boss... And.... Chu Beiyi: "The words have been blocked! Are you too lazy to make up a reason now?!" System: high risk, high reward~^ ^ Chu Beiyi: "Then if I hack the opponent to death, can I also get a reward?" System: "... Yes." One day, a violent and powerful player suddenly appeared in the game. No one has ever seen his true face. They only know that all the dungeons he has cleared have been permanently banned. It is said that he is cruel, bloodthirsty and vicious, which is in sharp contrast to the well-known Virgin in the game. 111111 Dividing line 111111 The No. 1 Player in the player rankings shouted to the whole game to hand over Chu Beiyi, otherwise the guild would be destroyed. Passerby A: "I'm going! God Y is going to kill Our Lady of Chu!" Passerby B: "It must be the Holy Father... I guess there will be a good show to watch." Passerby C: "?! Save me Brother Chu quickly!" When a group of players gathered around the downstairs of the Godslayer Guild, Two parties: Chu Beiyi smiled and stepped firmly on the man's shoulder, gritting his teeth: "You bitch, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't give me trouble for a day, right?" A certain dog: "Yeah." After the man said this, he rubbed the other's ankle expressionlessly. Chu Beiyi was furious in an instant: "Look, you're here again!!!" 111111 Dividing line 111111 Chu Beiyi has been having a great time recently. He raised a cat, found a partner, and lived in a big house that he could not even imagine before. The cat always bites people and likes to eat weird dirty things, but it can't help but be so furry and cute. Overall, it's still a big cat. Although the boyfriend is a bit weak and a bit unhuman, he is handsome and attractive. Besides, can he not be able to protect his partner? Joke. * When the end-of-day battle comes, all the players prepare nervously to fight, while the strange master on the throne hugs Chu Beiyi lovingly, wrapping his cold and sticky tentacles around him, with an aura that makes people feel helpless, and using love as a medium, they fall into the abyss together. You are my only belief and the reason why I choose to resist Natural green tea is "weak" and has a face-changing attack ✖️ Forced to save the world, but it is embarrassing to get "fried" after picking up gold Demining: 1. In the early and middle stages of the attack, there are hero fragments (to be collected), not background boards. 2. Neither the attacking nor the receiving character is perfect, and he is not a good person in the traditional sense. 3. There will be sub-CPs in the article. I won't write the main text in detail. If you like it, I can add extras. 4. This article is purely the work of the author, and the logic has been fed to the dog. Copywriting 26.2.9 Intention: The world is not black and white, may kindness surround you