The Master of the Temple Has a Cat [Shan Hai Jing]

[Please give me a five-star review~Please, please~] New article has been opened → "You call this 4399?" [Unlimited]Unlimited streaming without CP, the copy is below. Other pre-receipts→"Two-point policy [Narcissus]" historical derivatives Pure Love, "You are breaking the law, do you know?" ! The big heroine wears it quickly If you like the little cutie, you can add it to your favorites~ ———————— Copywriting of this article: After graduating from graduate school, Lin Yimo inherited his family's ancestral property - a dilapidated Taoist temple. There are no employees or pilgrims. It is built on the mountainside and all daily necessities have to be carried by manpower. All the work has to be done by the temple owner. All expenses have to be paid for by the temple owner himself. Even the roof of the main hall has several holes, and the statue of the ancestor has to be exposed to rain. Helpless, he was the only one left in their lineage, so Lin Yimo had no choice but to accept this mess. Not long after he officially became a polished commander, Lin Yimo picked up a black cat and a man named Lin Deng. Both parties said that they knew how to work and just gave them food. Lin Yimo kept his account and did the math. He was losing money anyway, so it didn't matter if he had two more mouths to talk to. So he took them all in with a wave of his hand. Under Lin Yimo's painstaking management, the Taoist temple became prosperous and prosperous. Because of his avant-garde business methods, Lin Yimo and his Taoist temple have been on the hot searches several times. Their reputation has spread across the country, and his colleagues have also praised his Taoist temple. There are a lot of tourists in the sight. Several newly built halls are very majestic, and several tall golden statues in the hall are even more brilliant and glowing with divine light. Lin Yimo couldn't help but smile when he saw that his Taoist temple was developing so well. However, at this moment, an unexpected arrival made Lin Yimo realize that the cat he picked up did not seem to be a cat, and the person he picked up did not seem to be a human being. A few days later, Lin Xun, who had completely lost his horse, was unexpectedly bound by Lin Yimo's hands and pushed to the wall. The latter held the cat teasing stick in one hand and touched the other's furry ears with the other. He narrowed his eyes and stared at Lin Xun's vertical pupils. He smiled gently and said, "Scream and I will let you go." Lin Xun: "Meow~I like it~" Lin Yimo:? ? ? Are you serious? ! … Small theater: Spring is the season when all things come to life. At night, the wild cats outside became restless and screamed one after another. The one in the temple is no exception. The next day, Lin Yimo rubbed his sore waist and walked out of the room, shook off Lin Xing's hand that tried to hold his waist, and glared fiercely at the innocent black cat squatting outside the door. Black Cat:? ? Lin Xun:...... Under the gaze of two pairs of green eyes, Lin Yimo opened his phone and entered a few words with an indifferent expression: Cat sterilization Lin Xun, Black Cat:! ! ! ! … He is a cool and cold brother in front of others but turns into a coquettish kitten in front of his wife. He is written as gentle as jade and read as an emotionally insensitive mother. —————— The background of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is full of private creations. Half of the various spells and techniques are made up and half come from the Internet. Please don't be gullible and believe in science. ————The following is the advance receipt———— "You Call This 4399 [Infinite]" Copywriting: [Destroy childhood warning! Qin Guangji, a college student with a worrying mental state, was forced to end his happy vacation early and boarded the train back to school full of resentment. In order to pass the time, he turned on the computer and casually clicked on the familiar mini-game interface. The train roared through the tunnel, but the lights in the carriage suddenly went out. When the light reappeared in front of his eyes, Qin Guangji found that he was already in a strange and familiar world—— The white and green interface, the various icons, the dazzling array of names... They turned into tall buildings, rows of stone tablets, and doors, shining with a terrifying and alluring light in front of Qin Guangji's eyes. While Qin Guangji was still confused, a robotic child's voice came from above his head: [Ding, welcome to the world of mini games~] [Players please actively progress through the level~] Qin Guangji:? ? Climb for labor! Labor and management are playing small games, not unlimited streams! ! [Ding, initial skills are being distributed~] As soon as the electronic sound of the system fell, a familiar object fell from the sky and landed in front of Qin Guangji. Qin Guangji picked it up and saw that it was his own engineering shovel that he was forced to leave at the station because he could not take it with him on the train. Qin Guangji put the engineer shovel on his shoulder, smiled evilly, and vigorously opened the dungeon interface. Unlimited streaming, right? I want to see if your copy is better, or my multi-functional upgraded thickened shovel, hoe, pickaxe and integrated manganese steel engineer shovel! … Not long after, the game's new season rankings started, and a brand new name topped the list. In the game's internal forum, discussions among veteran players about newcomers' dark horses are polarizing. Some people praise him as a god, while others despise him. But there is one thing that both parties have agreed on: if you encounter this person in the dungeon, please pray not to become his enemy. Because - crazy college students are really scary! ———— Copy 1: Crazy kid Xiao Zi is crushing the kids, stay alive! Qin Guangji: Oh, then I won't live anymore. … Copy 2: Gold Miner Miners dig for gold, but what do you dig for? Qin Guangji: Never mind you, I'll dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, through the center of the earth! … Copy 3: Forest Ice and Fire Man We are ice babies! We are fire babies! Qin Guangji: Laxative, I still prefer to be human. … Copy 4: Dad's Burger Shop Welcome to Dad's Burger Restaurant. We are a green restaurant. All ingredients come from Dad's farm and we do not provide real meat products. Qin Guangji: If you don't sell meat, what kind of store would you open? (Open a stall) … Copy 5: Slime Laboratory The experiment entered the testing stage, and the test product was a new type of slime. Qin Guangji: Hey... Who threw the snot over? … Copy 6: Badass Ice Cream In that world, we are all ice cream. Qin Guangji: The ice cream is good. Let's get three buckets to stuff between your teeth. … ———— Tips before visiting: 1. The protagonist's mental state is a classic college student, with intermittent madness and continuous collapse. The main character can be alive or dead. 2. All copies of the game have been modified, and only some settings are referenced, not the original content. 3. It's more of a sandbox style and doesn't have many horror plots (probably) 4. The copy is not yet complete, and new games will be added later. 5. The author's game skills are terrible. Most of the game operation skills come from the Internet. He mainly talks about it on paper. If there are any inaccuracies, please correct him. 6. In a work of madness, all illogicalities can be understood as: the author is crazy. 7. Unexpected, to be added ———————————— Copy of "Government Divided into Two Parts": [Demining in advance: The First Emperor Narcissus, the end of the year] On the first day of his death in the sand dunes, Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng bound something called a system. The system said that it could help Ying Zheng regain his life, and in exchange, he would go to other worlds to harvest luck for the system. Methods include but are not limited to: cultivating the child of destiny, becoming the most important person in the heart of the child of destiny, and making the child of destiny willingly hand over his destiny to him through PUA. Ying Zheng pinched his nose and agreed. After a period of dizziness, Ying Zheng opened his eyes and saw a familiar scene - dilapidated houses and messy streets. In the distance, wealthy households and their cars and horses were passing by, raising the sky full of loess. Nearby, beggars on the roadside were trying their best to raise their withered hands to pray for alms. Ying Zheng remembers this place. This is Handan, Zhao State, where he lived when he was a child. At the same time, a young and alert voice came from my mind: "Who are you?" Ying Zheng was shocked - the voice was exactly the same as when he was a child! After a while, the system's voice sounded: "Beep! Error! BUG detected! Mission change: The host is asked to work hard to repair the luck vulnerability, otherwise it will be forcibly repatriated." So, for the sake of rebirth, Ying Zheng became the other half of little Ying Zheng's soul. Every night, under the control of the system, he would take over this long-lost body on time and work hard to improve the luck and plan for the other person living in this shell. Until one day, the big hole caused by the system error is filled by luck, and they can be separated again. … Children grow into teenagers, teenagers become young adults, and their luck gradually increases. In the fifteenth year of King Qin's reign, the world was at peace, and the six kingdoms were about to be reunited. Qin Wangzheng became the only First Emperor in the world, and the destiny of all generations was gathered into one. Ying Zheng finally completed the task and received the reward of a new life. And at the moment when the two souls were about to separate, a pair of extremely familiar hands held the ethereal soul. At this moment, two pairs of identical eyes looked at each other, causing extremely violent sparks. "Don't go," the young First Emperor said tremblingly. The two dressed in black attire hugged each other closely, and the twenty-four crowns collided in front of their foreheads, making a heart-stopping clear sound. Two pairs of lips and teeth entangled. He kissed the past, he kissed the future. "Your Majesty, please... Share the world with me." ———— The King of Qin attacked and the First Emperor accepted it. It is set in a parallel time and space, and is not based on party research. There will definitely be some imprecision. I apologize in advance and welcome corrections. Purpose: Carry forward traditional folk customs