I May Have Gone to a Fake School

Fang Xun is a bad student. After nine years of compulsory education, he is faced with the dilemma of having no education. Through a relationship, I went to a mysterious school that claimed to be a job upon graduation, with guaranteed assignments and admission to the workforce. Deep in the mountains, an ancient archway covered with moss reads "Qingzhangshan Affiliated Middle School of Kunlun Xiuxian College" in straight Song style. Both the school name and the font look unreliable. Fang Xun felt that he had gone to a fake school. This school did not teach mathematics, physics and chemistry, but Qimen Dunjia Feng Shui and numerology. He did not learn English, but learned to draw talismans. The handicraft class was about stacking ingots, and the physical education class was about boxing and sword practice. Several roommates are not very normal. One of them does fortune-telling every day, and it takes ten minutes to calculate whether to step with the left foot or the right foot when going out. One of them howls when the moon is full and turns into a stuffed head. There is another person who looks like a normal person, but dreams all day long about saving the world and becoming a superhero. However, the principal dispelled Fang Xun's idea of dropping out, "Students in our school are employed immediately after graduation, with a 100% employment rate. Those with excellent grades can enter relevant national departments without taking the exam, and they will have an iron rice bowl from now on!" Fang Xun: Done! The end point of studying is employment! New article preview: "April Pet Hospital" No. 10 Huayuan Road is a pet hospital. As the director of the pet hospital, Gong Yuiren is handsome, kind-hearted, and has superb medical skills. He is a well-known local "miraculous doctor" and "egg-opening expert." While other children's ideal careers are constantly changing like clouds in the sky, Gong Yiyue has firmly decided to become a pet doctor since he was a child - because he has a secret. He can understand the little animals! Patient 1: The patient's family member described: Every time, the baby keeps crying and seems to be struggling. Could it be constipation? Gong Siyue (contemplative): Well... Family members: Do I need a B-ultrasound? Xiaomi: Meow meow meow! (Mom! Look! I pooped big daddy again today, come and pick it up!) Gong Siyue (shaking his head +): No, there is nothing abnormal. Every time daddy keeps barking, it should be because he is very proud and happy. Patient two: The patient's family members described: sudden change in temperament, mania, yelling, and multiple attempts to run away from home. Gong Siyue: Ah this... Family members (with tears in their eyes): Are you terminally ill? I heard that small animals will leave home voluntarily before they die because they are worried about causing trouble to the family. Awang: Woof woof woof! ! ! (You are a trafficker! A kidnapper! Damn it! I want to go home!) Gong Siyue: Well, have you ever thought that you picked up the wrong dog? Mission: We all have a bright future