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Welcome to Zibuyu National Park for a visit!
The underground river in the depths of the desert sand sea flows with surging undercurrents of conspiracy and intrigue.
The hanging coffin tombs in the fog of Hunan-Dian Corpse Lake hide the horrific folk customs that have been dormant for a long time.
Countless strange things were everywhere along the way, including drowned red foxes, treacherous children on sedan chairs, corpse-eating macaques, and deformed shadow figures... All the tourists were terrified, and they all told Miao Yunlou that only the gods who worship the scenic spot can come out of here alive.
Miao Yunlou who accidentally entered after death: "..."
People who pay monthly party dues don't want to kneel down.
[3A-level scenic spot—Linhai Snowfield Area]
In the Ghost Banquet Cave, the eerie Xuannv stretched out three pairs of stone arms from behind. With a temptation, she chuckled and said: "Human, bow to me, otherwise I will summon thousands of gods and Buddhas to cut you into pieces."
Miao Yunlou thought for a moment, then dug into his pocket and took out a pile of tattered brushes and white paper given by the system.
In an instant, the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, who were still glaring with anger just now, were like pieces of paper, being swatted away by the singing of the folk duo.
Only two small paper figures folded out by Miao Yunlou were left, chirping and pitifully holding up handkerchiefs, waiting for praise.
When Miao Yunlou saw this, he applauded quickly and angrily said to the live broadcast camera: "Did you see it? This is the people's artist."
Xuannv: "..."
Audience outside the live broadcast: "..."
[3A price scenic spot-submersible and floating wave area]
The surging waves of the Qinghei River surged and rolled, and the Dragon King at the bottom of the Yinjiang Weir soared out of it.
It requires tourists to search for boys and girls on Tongying Street for him, and offer them flesh and blood to quell the three-year drought. Only then can it temporarily calm down its anger and bring down an insignificant trace of sweet rain.
Miao Yunlou: "..."
Miao Yunlou: "The Dragon King of Jinghe River in Journey to the West was executed after it stopped raining for a moment and a half. Who are you? Are you so arrogant?"
The audience sneered when they heard this: Haha, you are seeking death again.
Could it be that as a mortal, he could resist the flood?
When the Dragon King heard this, he was indeed furious. Thunder rolled above the black clouds, churning the surging water of the Yin River, causing the flood to directly flood Tongying Street and drown this daring mortal.
The flood was approaching, but Miao Yunlou was not afraid at all when he saw it. He raised his eyebrows, looked up at the mighty Yinjiang River, and patted the stone statue carved next to him:
"Have you seen the people's artists? Have you seen the people's water conservancy project Dujiangyan?"
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Forty-eight villages filled with miasma are worshiped by gods. Miao Yunlou regards it as an important promotion place to popularize education in remote mountainous areas. He calls on the villagers to build roads first if they want to be rich, and to be foolish by chopping down the mountains.
In the old Tibetan area where human skin drums, legs, bones and harps are everywhere, the noble Zanpu and the Tibetan god Jean Miao Yunlou were beaten into the old feudal ideas of the landlord class and liberated by the people's army that he had been calling for for thousands of years.
After visiting several scenic spots, Miao Yunlou's amazing maneuvers of punching the Nanshan Fairy Cave and stepping on the Beitou Monster Pit shocked everyone.
Envy, fear, disgust, admiration... Countless emotions gathered together. Thousands of tourists looked at that figure with complex expressions. The dim flame that was almost extinguished in their hearts suddenly moved:
——Perhaps, these insignificant mortals can also look upright and look directly at the gods?
Miao Yunlou smiled slightly when he saw this, stepped on the head of the strange thing, faced the aloof god, and smiled wantonly.
The square paper-cut formation, the Northeastern duo, the magnificent Sichuan embroidery, the face-changing Sichuan opera... Countless folk customs and intangible cultural heritage from all over the world were used superbly in his hands, becoming a weapon that frightened all the weird things.
What is a fairy? The land of China has never raised idle gods. Since ancient times, Dayu controlled the floods and Houyi shot the sun. What they want depends only on the people themselves.
People who work hard for the people can be enshrined in incense and put on the altar.
And the physical stone statues of gods who act recklessly and prey on the common people must also be smashed to pieces!
And just when the passengers were excited and raising flags for revolution, Miao Yunlou was also worried. He looked at the legendary collection and human body fragments he had collected with an extremely strange expression.
The put-together face was cold, cold, and soul-stirring, like an immortal, like a savior who had been with him day and night but had died.
... Why do they look so familiar when put together?
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1. Smiling face, black heart, happy child, the next year of life × eternal indifference, the flower year of the high mountain, the beautiful attack
2. Folk horror is infinitely popular, with references to many Chinese geographical features, but overall it is fictitious.
3. Demining! Can't slice! Shou is not a heartthrob! Although Shou is good-looking, most people would be so angry with him that they wouldn't pay for it. They think his face deserves a beating!
4. Iron hee! Love that goes both ways
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Xie Rongguan turned out to be the hypocritical, vicious, sanctimonious scumbag in the book.
The scumbag is incompetent and has a bad character, but he is lucky enough to be loved by the favored man of heaven. By clinging to him, he gets money, status, and everything he wants.
It's a pity that the scumbag doesn't know how to cherish it.
According to the original plot, Zha Shou would trample the sincerity of the proud man under his feet, trample him to pieces, then suffer the consequences, be tortured by that man in every possible way, and finally die without a burial place.
As passionate as the love of the proud man is, the hatred is as strong as ever. The scumbags were so tortured that they chose to leave the plot one after another.
So Xie Rongguan was captured and tortured in Zha's place.
The system was afraid that this newcomer would also run away, and warned him not to be clever. No matter what, he would not be able to escape from the hands of the proud one.
But Xie Rongguan just smiled slightly.
Under that beautiful, handsome, gentle face, a dark and morbid aura flashed past.
Why leave?
He is a madman who is good at manipulating other people's emotions and has superb acting skills. What the madman desires most is to get someone's unreserved, pure and pure love.
Even though this crazy love has turned into strong hatred.
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The first world——[Wealthy Hypocritical White Moonlight]
In Master Zhen's dark life, there was once a redemption, but behind this redemption was the source of all malice and suffering in him.
Once he recognized his ancestor and returned to his clan, the real young master made a decisive decision and drove the fake young master who had tried every means to suppress him out of the house, and repaid him all the suffering he had suffered.
However, seeing the fake young master lingering and having all the edges smoothed away by life, the real young master looked at him coldly and found that he regretted it.
The second world——[The sickly emperor's younger brother talks sweetly and has a sword]
What the Third Prince hates most in his life is the younger brother who pesters him to act coquettishly, seduce him to be intimate, and promises to support him for the rest of his life, but in the end ends up fighting with him.
After he ascended the throne, the first thing he did was to throw his younger brother who failed to seize the throne into prison and imprison him in a dark, cold and cold corner for the rest of his life.
However, looking at the person who was originally as bright as the breeze and the bright moon, he became more and more haggard day by day. Until there was no cure, he finally knew what it was to be heartbroken.
The third world——[I want to get rid of the evil husband every day]
The fourth world——[The little green tea waste in the farming novel]
The fifth world——[Marriage first, love later fails]
The sixth world——[The dull android who doesn't understand love]
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They are hurt by the person they love most and become prisoners of love throughout their lives.
I thought that in the dim world, no one would respond to their passionate love, until a person appeared, smiled and stretched out his hand, gently smoothing all the scars.
"If he doesn't love you, let me love you," the man said, "I will accept everything you give. From now on, your love and hate all belong to me."
After searching for the fate that failed, I entered a world composed of hundreds of pages. Suddenly, I experienced a storm that I had never experienced in half my life. I was betrayed by you, who was sincere and enthusiastic, and received the evil retribution of not returning the property to its owner.
If I gave you everything to repay you for the first half of your life that I tortured you, would you be willing to let love grow in the thorny hotbed of hatred and unwillingness?
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1. Attack with madness on the outside × Suffer with madness on the inside
2. It seems that shou is actually more sadistic than shou. The shou is very strong and stable inside, and everything he does is to achieve his goal.
3. Every small world is he! I am so mad that I love you to death. Please come in to the pure love party!
Intention: Man can conquer nature