The Monster That Was Caught on the Mountain Became My Husband

[It will be updated, but it will take some time. Copywriting of this article: Feng Ming is the second senior brother in the sect. His heart is as high as the sky, and he longs to eliminate demons and demons and uphold justice in the world. However, he is just a piece of shit in cultivation. He has no skills. He has been in the sect for many years and is still a teenager when he returns. He has no ability at all. In front of big events, he can only hide behind his senior brother and junior brothers. When you encounter monsters and monsters that you cannot defeat, you scream, use your legs, and run away. In the sect, all the fellow disciples just sighed and sighed at Feng Ming. One day, a strange big demon was picked up in the sect. He was mentally retarded and indifferent to others, but he was passionate about Feng Ming. From then on, Feng Ming was followed by a tall, clingy follower. Every day, "brother" and "brother" are called. He also pretended to be pitiful and uttered wild words, "Brother, you and I were married in the past life. Wuwuwu - don't run away!" "Brother, why are you ignoring me?" Feng Ming's head got bigger. You, an old monster who is taller and older than me, actually calls me brother. Feng Ming had no choice but to hold his forehead. Keeping this big demon around would cause endless troubles, but it would cause trouble for him. However, within the sect, rumors like this have spread: The second senior brother cut off his sleeves with the monster that was picked up. What should I do? Small theater: In order to tie up Feng Ming, a certain big demon tried all kinds of tactics: Strategy for Madam's First Style: To gain his favor, you must show your face and presence in front of him every day. Whether you are acting playfully or acting cute, you must try your best to stick to him. Then for the men around him, try (bad/not) to drive them away. Sneak into his room and warm his bed. As a result, Feng Ming was careful every day and had to disguise himself to avoid being followed by someone. When I returned to the house one time, I was surprised by the bulge on the bed, and then calmly threw the guy lying on the bed together with him. He quickly locked the door and went up to the upper level barrier. As a result, I couldn't stand someone's bullying and would wait outside his room door like a puppy every day. Strategy for the second style of Mrs. Raiders: To capture a man's heart, you must capture his stomach. If you want to be his good husband-in-law, of course: Up to the hall and down to the kitchen So, in order to resist the raiders, Feng Ming made a big fuss (cross out all)... Forget it, resisting, of course he accepted it. The food is quite good, and the service is good. I want him to lie down for a while. Unable to resist the constant pressure, Feng Ming compromised. Once the relationship is established, don't take it lightly. The next step is the most important thing. The third way to conquer the madam: He worked hard to practice the skills in the room so that he could not get out of bed. Let him indulge in the gentle land. Therefore, Feng Ming was so tired after one incident that he burned all the messy books in a certain big demon's collection to prevent the bad books from continuing to "harm others". … The main text is different from the small theater. [2023.6.18 Copywriting screenshot record] ---The next book is "Cannon fodder, he is targeted by the protagonist again [Quick Time Travel]" Upon sudden death, Chi Qiuning was bound by the system. System: "Your mission is to be cannon fodder, villain, and passer-by in these small worlds. You are bad, vicious, unreasonable, and do everything in your power. You can either go through the motions and then be taken offline, or you can be transparent and have no sense of existence." Chi Qiuning: "..." Do you want him to die? System (smiling evilly, raising the corner of his mouth): "But it doesn't matter, such a task is very easy to complete, and our bonuses are super generous, the space mall has everything, and the vacation system is very reasonable..." Chi Qiuning looked at the mountains of gold and silver in the space. As he worked, money would come. - After completing the mission for a period of time, Chi Qiuning realized that he had been cheated. This system is a new system. It has no experience, has bugs, is unreliable, and most importantly: it is not serious! ! ! After the plot went awry, not only was he unable to help, but he was also asked to sacrifice his integrity for the male protagonist. - Being targeted by the blackened male protagonist, Chi Qiuning soon woke up from the male protagonist's bed with a sore body, eyes full of resentment, and he was about to cry without tears. He endured the discomfort and trembling in his secret parts and slightly stretched out his fingers: "Master, you have found the wrong wife. Your wife is there/You shouldn't have a wife." As a result, I was pushed onto the bed again, which made me feel happy. …… However, as the small worlds were destroyed by him one by one, and the male protagonists turned black one after another, Chi Qiuning gradually found that the life of being a rice insect seemed to be pretty good, but he could not easily destroy the character, so he had to accept the painful (not) life of having to stretch his hands for clothes and food to open his mouth with tears. Only he knows the sweetness in my heart. [World One: Oh, my arrogant young master] The honest servant is attacked by the handsome and jealous young master Chi Qiuning was originally an honest servant, but he was rescued after falling into the water. In his heart, he coveted the princess who belonged to the hero, and even stole someone's sachet. When the young master found out, of course he was kicked away and froze to death on the street. Bad news: The system dressed him up until the male protagonist was a child. He should have been slapped in the face quickly, but he still had many years before he could complete the task. There is no other way. As the young master's personal servant, Chi Qiuning has to start with taking care of the baby. But, why is the male protagonist so crooked? Looking at the gold chain that appeared on her ankle one day, Chi Qiuning's head was loading and she couldn't react. [World 2: Ancient Brother] The vicious and arrogant young widow brother, the sickly husband, and the poor brother-in-law (sliced) Chi Qiuning is the widowed brother-in-law of the protagonist who is going to be the number one scholar in the exam and marries the princess Bai Fumei. After her husband passed away, she couldn't stand the brother-in-law who studied day and night for the exam. He didn't give him food and ordered people around. He was unethical and wanted Hongxing to cheat. Later, when the protagonist won the number one prize, he sent a pair of adulterers to the West to accuse his brother of his soul in heaven. Bad news: When Chuan was newly married to her husband, even though she was weak, she was still so domineering in bed. It's strange that my body can't live without men, as if I have an addiction. It was hard to get rid of her husband, but this brother-in-law is so young, how can he control him and how can he attack him easily? The family is too poor to survive, so they can only work while raising their brother-in-law, and discuss the tasks later. Finally, I remembered the mission. Don't say anything, even if you can't get out of bed, you have to be pulled back to the bed to hang out. [World 3: Noble Academy] The cannon fodder of the aristocratic college is attacked by the poor top students. World 4: Modern City The beautiful sick beauty, the little blind man, is assaulted by the stepbrother of the young daddy's tough mouth and soft heart World 5: True and False Young Master The vicious fake young master is attacked by the real cannon fodder and the Tianlong people are attacked by the real young master. The fake young master couldn't stand the real young master because he was rich, so he threw all the food he didn't want to the real young master to the real young master. Unexpectedly, the man actually enjoyed it. [World 6: The end of the world is coming] World... Tips before reading: 1. She is very green tea, double-faced and double-standard. She is cold and ruthless in front of others, but she is also playful and coquettish behind others. She is also a little crybaby, clingy, addicted to love all day long, and is absolutely love-minded. Readers who don't like it, please be careful. 2. Reject KY and reject ginseng cock. The protagonist's three views are for the needs of the plot and do not represent the author's three views. 3. The author's writing is novice, the plot is bloody and brainless, Su Su Su, it's so refreshing! Intention: To love is to be brave