During the day, I am a gold medal consultant specializing in love brain treatment.
The banner on the wall reads: "Excellent hand to rejuvenate and cut off evil fate".
The customer cried: "He said I am not as good as Bai Yueguang!"
I handed over the "Substitute Guide to Counter-Killing": "Next month he will call you ancestor."
At night, I am a vicious female supporting character, and I have to finish twenty-five dog-licking stories at the same time.
The remuneration was eight million, but the first order only earned one yuan.
So I finished the KPI while eating melon seeds in the warehouse, and taught the male and female protagonist a lesson.
Every male protagonist is a "project" in my files, and every female protagonist is a "case" in my lesson plans.
Later, at the system annual meeting——
The heroines I coached were exchanging "experiences in acquiring their ex-boyfriend's company."
Their male protagonists huddled in the background and inquired:
"Can the script of 'Wife Chasing Crematorium' be customized?"
I put up a new sign:
[Male protagonist transformation package, 20% off on the first order, pay according to the effect.
PS: Some crazy literature, no logic, please store your brain here
Intention: No intention
