Becoming a Magical Girl at 30?

Updated at 18:00Warm Sha Sculpture in Two Texts Jian Kou was a social worker. She had worked overtime until late at night for several days in a row. As soon as she left the building, she saw a strange creature with wings flying in front of her. Jian Kou: Dog? Rabbit? ... She must be hallucinating. That night, the subway car she usually rides on explodes abnormally, and a non-humanoid monster clings to the inner wall of the car in a sticky and cold manner. At the critical moment, Dog Rabbit suddenly appeared and locked eyes with her: "It's you, magical girl!" Jian Kou:? After being forced to become a magical girl, Jian Kou was very busy every day. In order to prevent the monsters' resentment from turning into sighs, she needs to fulfill the wishes of the little monsters, such as the cat that loses its eyes to repay the favor, the greenworm that cannot break out of its cocoon and become a butterfly, etc. Sometimes we need to face life and death crises and solve all kinds of strange things: 1. During the blood-red and fierce month, insectoids break out frequently. They are quietly replacing the people around you and becoming your relatives. The bug man thought his disguise was perfect until Jian Kou took out a stack of scratch-off tickets. "You won ten dollars in a scratch-off lottery and pretended to be my koi sister?" Insect Man:? No one told it that it had this feature. 2. Mysterious countryside, strange songs, it is said that there is a talking ghost dog here, please do not talk to it. The colleagues in the team building all fainted, and when they woke up the next day, they saw Jian Kou sucking on a super-large fierce dog. "You're so good, please call me uncle and aunt." Colleagues said with dark faces: ... No need to. 3. Abandoned house, there is no return. It is said that this house can be extended infinitely. The hot searches are high and people are panicking. There is only a faceless mysterious anchor who always broadcasts live broadcasts at night to search for the missing people. After the matter was resolved, Jian Kou, who had made a lot of money, drove a luxury supercar and parked next to her boss. "Are you anxious, boss? Otherwise, I will send you home?" Boss:? Jian Kou thought it was just a coincidence that she became a magical girl, until one day a holy and solemn archangel came to her and knelt down on one knee in front of all the magical girls: "Dear Magic God, it's time for you to go back." It turns out that Jian Kou lost his memory after entering the human world for some reason, and it was the full-level boss who returned to the novice village. People who once laughed at her for being an older magical girl said: ... Oh, it's over. Reading instructions: 1. There is an emotional line, and the male protagonist is a person with a clear mind. 2. There are very few normal people in this article, and their heads are somewhat flat. The people around the heroine are quite magical: the super koi sister, the invincible social cow's best friend, and the friends with the aura of the Virgin, etc. 3. Little monsters can be anthropomorphized, and their stories are heart-warming. ———————— ———————— Preview of "Black Moonlight and Her Twelve Patients" [The dark and charming heroine who looks like a white rabbit and her twelve dogs with different personalities] Sang Nian traveled through time and entered the most popular game "The Twelve Symptoms", and because of his rare [spiritual detection type] ability, he entered the federation to work. When she traveled back in time, she was secretly taken to the federal maximum prison. The mission is to extract the truth from the mouths of twelve suspects and find the body of a woman sought by the federation. ——It is said that the woman is extremely dangerous, and even her body must be recovered and disposed of. Suspect 1: The beautiful young man has severe skin hunger syndrome, but he suppresses his desire because he knows that Sang Nian is just talking. Until an accidental skin contact, he lost his mind and clung to her body. Sang Nian's spirit is linked to the boy's memory, where she needs to act as the boy's little stepmother to learn more about the truth. However, just when Sang Nian was about to act like an elder, the young man took her into the room and pinned her down. The young man couldn't help but kiss Sang Nian's arm, with longing in his eyes: "Little stepmother, I am very ill now, you can do whatever you want to me." Sang Nian's eyes darkened, and she let the young man's hand slide towards the taboo part of his body... ——She turned the boy who was originally as bright as the moon into mud. ——And this young man is willing to become mud and look up at the bright moon in his heart. Suspect 2: The handsome and noble priest suffers from Stockholm Syndrome. He is arrogant and rational. Logically speaking, Sang Nian's little tricks couldn't sway her, until that night, she pretended to be a queen and clumsily took out a small leather whip... The priest couldn't help but want to teach her this pleasure, and he closed his eyes and kissed her fingers. Sang Nian entered the priest's memory, where she was a dirty, low-class believer. While Sang Nian was lingering at the door of the church, the priest pulled her into the claustrophobic church and took off her robe under the gaze of the god. "You said that God loves to see human beings do these sloppy things. Is that true?" ——She picked the flowers of the high mountains on the altar and trampled them hard under her feet. ——The priest never saw God again and regarded her as his only faith. Suspect 3: Delusional H. Suspect 4: Multiple personalities. … … —— With the popularity of "The Twelve Syndrome", the official released super gorgeous vertical paintings: [Moonshadow's Lament], [Confusion on the Other Side], [Wail of the Dark One]... Game NPCs with both beauty and strength are extremely popular. But they are all devoutly guarding a woman whose appearance is unclear. She is surly, arrogant and unruly, standing high above the throne, with blood-red roses blooming at her feet. —— Hidden welfare PV: Sang Nian lay on the holy altar with her eyes half-closed, a few looming tulle pieces wrapped around her body, ethereal and gorgeous. And the other ends of these tulles were all tied around the necks of those men, like dog chains. They respected her, loved her, and knelt down in front of her with eyes filled with obsession, just for that one wish—— "Let's give you the baby, okay?" Reading instructions: 1. Fujiang-type heroine. The heroine has strong parasitic and resurrection abilities. She is not a male, but a boy. 2. The heroine loves herself the most! ! ! 3. There is a copy. Each patient's memory world is a wonderful copy. Intention: Love life, be optimistic