Welcome to the interview with H, an outstanding employee of a model company in Yokohama City (crossed out), the record of fighting against counterfeiting
Q: I heard that your Mori Shiki Club has achieved great success again. I guess your president must be extraordinary.
A: It's fake. My immediate boss is a lolicon.
Q: Is that so? (Cold sweat) That colleague must be so good that he can turn the tide.
A: It's fake. Colleague D is a bandage maniac, Colleague C can't meet Colleague D, Colleague A is S/p/y, and there are still small groups.
Q: Then you must have capable subordinates, right?
A: It's false. Subordinate Q was forcibly recruited. Subordinate A only has colleague D in his mind. Subordinate O is a good person but is at odds with the company's philosophy. The rest are a dozen idiots, a dozen fun-lovers, and a dozen idiots.
Q: Will you choose to change jobs?
A: Although our company is not as good as the previous generation, other companies cannot resolve my non-compete agreement at all. Are they weak official institutions? Or is it a nagging rat's nest? Or are they a good family that doesn't fight or steal?
Q: So, what are your expectations for the development of your company?
A: It takes three years to grow big and five years to go public and become a blockbuster.
Q: Ah, are you saying that you want to target foreign countries?
A: Opportunities are before us, how can humans hold back?
Q: It's such an ambitious undertaking, so you must be very confident?
A: No, my boss rejected my first round of financing proposal and we missed the best opportunity.
Q: It's a pity. Will your company be dormant for a while?
A: No, I'm trying to get foreign investment to come over.
Q: Well, I wish you success. As a veteran employee, what are your wishes?
A: Retire and go home :)
(First edition) Ding dong, Yokohama Port Trading Mori Shiki Co., Ltd. Has sent you an invitation to join. You have successfully checked the documents and accepted the invitation. Congratulations on your successful employment.
The president of Mori Shiki Club issued an invitation: Please pretend to be a girl under 12 years old. You have declined.
The department management of Senshi Club issued an invitation: Let's all join the water. You have declined.
... Please, this request is absolutely impossible.
A large transnational exchange organization has sent out a team invitation. You have agreed. Congratulations on reaching a temporary cooperation. Please continue to work hard.
The leader of the organization sent you a reform application, but you, uh, can't read it back.
The leader of the organization continued to send invitations and regretted that Yokohama was already in crisis.
This is unnecessary.
This article is also known as "Higashiya is tired every day", "Please, everyone, please stop making trouble", "Forget it, let me do it"
Regarding the emotional line, the CP is Dazai Osamu
If there is a deputy CP, it's only Wei Lan
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Reader comments
In Osamu Dazai's daily account hacking routine, there is no lock that he cannot open (including password... Lock...?)
Madam, are you still coming back to write? I'm still not finished reading this.
Looking forward to (*^o^*)
There's going to be a war, I'm so worried about closing the building!
In Osamu Dazai's daily account hacking routine, there is no lock that he cannot open (including password... Lock...?)
Madam, are you still coming back to write? I'm still not finished reading this.
Looking forward to (*^o^*)
There's going to be a war, I'm so worried about closing the building!