It's Really Hard to Pretend to Be Human

Xiaowu, a pitiful, harmless, indescribable black creature. Introverted, soft and smooth to the touch, slightly clammy. Specialties: Can change form, eats a lot. Hobbies: Eat well. Dislikes: Pretending to be human. Address: Room 444, Apartment Building No. 4, Xiangsi Community, Fourth Avenue, Changqing District. The original owner of the apartment lived in seclusion, but often encountered ghosts, and was Xiaowu's stable source of food supply. Until one day, that person was cursed from heaven and died. With no food, Xiaowu was very hungry, so hungry that she almost fainted. So, it sneaked out from the dark corner and decided to inherit the identity and name of the original owner. Start by taking on a human face. "Crunch——" "Pahchi——" "GuluGulu——" The thick black mist gradually condensed and turned into soft and smooth skin, as well as white bones, blood and black hair... Xiao Wu stood in front of the full-length mirror, trying hard to imitate a human being, showing a gentle and shy smile. Now it's called Lin Wu. Because he forgot to put on his clothes after his transformation, he was called to the police and arrested. It's so hard to pretend to be human! * Chen Mo, affiliated with the Threshold Administration Bureau of China, is the new leader of the first field team. Specialty: Killing ghosts. Hobby: Killing ghosts. Dislikes: Ghosts. Address: Room 666, Apartment Building No. 4, Xiangsi Community, Fourth Street, Changqing District. Chen Mo lives up to his name, he talks little, has a dark heart, and is ruthless. He has done a lot of killing, and has killed countless souls with his sword, but he loves to dissect the ghosts in detail after killing them, and write a hundred-page action report with high-definition pictures... Vivid and fascinating. Because of his strong ability and curious personality that no one dared to offend, Chen Mo was quickly promoted and even won the title of "Ghost Seeing Worry" from the famous earthquake bureau. But from one day onwards, in the stable and harmonious haunted world of China, many indescribable strange creatures - strange beasts - quietly appeared. As a result, Chen Mo's scope of hobbies also quietly expanded. He has been doing latent work recently, pretending to be a community policeman from the No. 4 Police Station. He is responsible for mediating mass disputes and family feuds around the Xiangsi community. He is also responsible for the secret mission of visiting ghosts and investigating monsters. One month after taking office, Chen Mo worked hard to leave early and come back late, but Chen Mo didn't even kill half of the ghosts. In the first week, he taught the old men who spit at each other while playing chess; in the second week, he terrorized the naughty kid who was playing with fire in the scrapyard; in the third week... His silver handcuffs finally opened and captured a young exhibitionist without clothes. ... It's really difficult to pretend to be a police officer. —— Food guide: 1. Beautiful and weak·Monster attack vs. Black skin throwing·Male mother suffers 2. Modern superpower world, strong 1v1, from killing each other to favoring each other 2. Lin Wu is attacking! Please note that this author does not write about weak attacks in bed Concept: Things have two sides