
I'm Fighting a Taoist Couple, Please Give Me a Chop.
我正在拼道侣,快帮我砍一刀
by Not Idle When Writing (执笔不闲)
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Pre-collection of "Forced to watch neighbor's short video every night after misconnecting to wifi", Qiuqiu pre-collection and final collection. The full text has been overhauled to avoid piracy. One day, he accidentally passed through the book and took on the identity of a vicious heroine. He was also bound to a Pin Xixi system that could not be shaken off. The king of scrolls, Chu Yuan, had a head as big as a bucket. In order to save herself, she must complete two tasks: 1. Complete 100% price matching and become a god 2. Stay away from Song Qinian, the dark male lead in the book who wants to kill her She is full of fighting spirit: there is no emotion in her heart, and she is a god with a sword. She worked so hard to get the progress bar to 99.99%, But the system told her that she still needed to be lucky to make progress? Chu Yuanyuan: Are you asking for the limit? Then she had to turn her attention to her aloof and reclusive classmate Song Ci - who was also a master of blessings. Chu Yuanyuan: Song Ci, let's practice swordplay together. Only by working hard can we usher in a brilliant future! Chu Yuanyuan: Song Ci, let's read a book together. There is no limit to the sea of learning. Let us wander in the ocean of knowledge! Song Ci:? ? ? Song Ci recently discovered that something was wrong with Chu Yuanyuan. She jumped out of nowhere to attack him while practicing sword practice, and when he was reading a book, he showed a malicious smile on his face. She is deliberately approaching me - we were engaged, she is deliberately approaching me like this, she loves it so much. Chu Yuanyuan had known that Song Qinian, the world-destroying demon, would eventually wipe out the Tianjian Sect, leaving no one alive. Due to the mutual sympathy between King Juan, she couldn't bear that Song Ci, such an ambitious and good young man, would die at the hands of the devil. She worriedly warned: "I heard that there is a man named Song Qinian in the inner sect. He is a cold-faced Yama who will retaliate and kill without blinking an eye... If you meet him, listen to my good advice. Thirty-six strategies, run away first!" At that time, Song Ci looked unpredictable: Are you sure? It wasn't until the day of the coronation ceremony that Chu Yuanyuan learned that Song Ci's Biaozi was designated as "Pray for Good Years". Chu Yuanyuan was shocked: What's going on with this sudden feeling of suffocation? The big devil who wants to take my life is actually the one I have posted to for many days? Song Qinian, on the other hand, went to Qingyu Peak at night and asked her with a deep look: "I heard that I must retaliate? I kill people without blinking an eye? Is I a cold-faced Yama?" Chu Yuanyuan was madly remorseful: "Fellow Daoist Song, the rumors misled me!" The characters of this article are as follows: The heroine who teases her without realizing it is very clever [referring to being smart] The heroine of the King of Juan Things to note: 1. There are a lot of foreshadowings, and there are no absolute good guys or bad guys. 2. In the ending, wuli's young couple will definitely be together sweetly. ————————— The advance receipt copy is as follows: In order to escape harassment, Chen Yunchu moved to a new home and accidentally connected to the wrong neighbor's wifi. That night, when she was preparing to watch a movie on the screen as usual, the colorful animal world suddenly turned into a video showing off her figure. The owner of the figure was a neighbor who had met once during the day. Chen Yunchu's pink and white face turned red. Maybe he was looking at the wrong screen. The result was the same for three consecutive days, and Chen Yunchu was forced to enjoy it for three nights. Chen Yunchu couldn't bear the disturbance. After hesitating for a long time, he plucked up the courage to knock on the neighbor's door: "Um... Can you... Stop... Always... At night..." The neighbor's stern eyebrows were a little irritated, as if she had just been awakened by herself, and the sideways look in her eyes made her straighten her legs and legs. He leaned against the door wall with his arms folded, and said in a casual tone, "Is something wrong?" Chen Yunchu found it difficult to speak. He was frightened by the fierce-looking neighbor and became discouraged. He stammered: "It's okay, it's just a bit noisy." Later, due to work, Chen Yunchu became familiar with this neighbor. After New Year's Eve, she was surprised to find that the videos of her body shape that had remained unchanged began to change every day. She was dazzled by all the sexy and sexy things like spinning around on the horizontal bar naked, opening bottle caps with her abdominal muscles. The content became more and more exciting day by day, and Chen Yunchu couldn't suppress the hot flashes even after drinking iced drinks. —————— He Zhihuai knew that he would have a new neighbor, but he did not expect that the person who would move here would be his high school crush, Chen Yunchu. Chen Yunchu had changed a lot. When he knocked on the door of his room, his wet eyes were as clear as a newborn deer. The corners of his lips curled up slightly, Chen Yunchu, it was you who knocked on the door yourself. On New Year's Eve, Chen Yunchu got drunk, lying on top of him and vaguely stated his criteria for choosing a mate. When he was about to cast the screen, he discovered that some time ago it had been showing that the screen casting was successful but there was no picture failure. It turned out that it was not the fault of the equipment, but that the screen was cast to Chen Yunchu's home. He Zhihuai Danfeng narrowed his eyes slightly and his thoughts were twisted. Every day thereafter, videos were carefully made according to Chen Yunchu's criteria for choosing a mate, and were played in endless rotation. In the end, he had to beat him up and reached out to stop Chen Yunchu who was about to run away: "I heard that you spy on me every day?" —————— He Zhihuai worked hard to get closer to Chen Yunchu step by step, peeling off her thick snail-like shell, and tasted the sweetness of her as he wished. 1. Cruelty-free cookies 2. Character: Low self-esteem, sensitive, slow-heated little snail x hard-mouthed, soft-hearted, ferocious wolf dog 3. When the male protagonist is expressionless, he looks a bit fierce, but it is not directed at the female protagonist. The male protagonist actually felt happy when he saw the female protagonist. Intention: Get out of the past and embrace the future


