I'm as Normal as a BUG

[I'm busy right now, so updates are unstable, so babies can save some! ——5/10 Pre-receipt 1: "Illustrated Book of Failed Talent Shows" (original without CP) Pre-collection 2: "Draw an undercover card in every round" (unlimited streaming BG) >>> Copywriting Progress—— 1. "Ordinary Heroes Defeat the Demon King from Scratch" - Completed 2. Xie Shen Xiao Xiao Le - Completed 3. Whose ancient niche? - Completed 4. Dip - Mecha Test Drive Card - Completed 5. Five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation (under repair) 6… *** The world is getting weirder and weirder. The brave man who died heroically to save the world one day was selling pancakes and fruit at the school gate as if nothing had happened the next day. One day, he was eating cold noodles and watching TV after getting rid of the case. The next day, a man dressed as a woman passed by. He graduated from the military school one day and started flying mechas in the interstellar universe. The next day he was recalled by the school and handed out a copy of "Five Years and Three Years of College Entrance Examination Simulation". What's more, everyone called him "Lena Brady" one second, and changed their name to "Ma Yingying" the next second. No one remembers that his real name is Xiao Ge. He was the only one who realized that these changes were unnatural. Xi Ge stood by the window, looking at the brave team dancing square dance in the distance. After experiencing the 999th cycle, he was already used to it. But... He looked melancholy at the progress of collecting 1,000 vulnerability fragments. When will this day end? *** The forum launched an article writing activity. The theme is brave stories. The original work "Ordinary Hero Defeats the Demon King from Scratch" takes place in the mysterious magical continent. The brave man embarks on a journey to save the world and dies in a funny way after defeating the Demon King. With a stroke of a pen, the participants came up with a plot in which a brave man came back from the dead to sell pancakes and fruits. Those who followed suit followed suit. Everyone used their wild imagination and determined to write the most unexpected unfolding of God. But they discovered an uncontrolled BUG. The determined characters were replaced, the written plot was tampered with, and the right CP was dismantled. Every incident happens to have a character named Xiao Ge present. [Who has been writing about Xiao Ge? [Why do I often fail to pass the review when writing about "Dragon Ge"] [The theme is a brave story, be careful not to go off topic! [I already gave the actor a good name, why was it changed to Xi Ge again? ? The world is made up of demons. Jpg After reading all the accusations against him, the haunting culprit smiled and typed the next line - [Yes, the world is made up of bugs. || Reading instructions || 1. No cp, thanks to @Pui for the cover 2. Atypical fast travel (?), More like a stew of the same characters in various I-flow paro, including forum style and a small amount of Chinese text 3. The protagonist is not a perfect pure good person (chaotic good). He has a vague sense of morality and an erratic mental state. He has a negative attitude in the early stage and just wants to be bad. The transformation process may be a bit slow. 4. Chapters 2 and 3 are in the first person, and the rest are in the third person. * * * Advance copy copy "Illustrated Book of Failures in the Talent Show" (original without CP) Yu Bo, who was ranked number one in popularity before the competition on the talent show "Reaching the Stars", can't say that he is destined to make a successful debut, but at least he is a sure shot. As a result, the Skyfall System arranged two tasks for him. 1. Debut as a group. 2. Selling rotten food is not allowed. Yu Ming: "..." Where did the Poison System come from? If a boy band doesn't sell out, it's tantamount to destroying their own livelihood. Doesn't this make it more difficult for him? He doesn't-- System: "If you fail the mission, you will be forced to withdraw from the competition." Yu Pian: "The first sword in my debut is to kill the person I want first!" *** As a top-notch expert who has read the "Guide to Selling Corruption for Boys Teams" issued by the company and hundreds of essays about fans' CP before participating in the competition, Yu Wei's strategy is to do the opposite. Whatever the barrage wanted to see, he didn't do anything. Initial rating—— The new student who appeared on the scene looked at Yu Bi with eager eyes. I don't know if his enthusiastic eyes were focused on the C position where he was sitting, or on him, the walking blood bag. [I love watching the fight] [I smell the smell of a mortal enemy] battle! Yu Bi stood up humbly: "Please sit down." Choose teammates—— The two students who pursued Yu Li one-sidedly recommended themselves sincerely, and as the captain, he had to make a choice among them himself. Wow, Shura Field [Happy friends and channel partners, it's so hard to choose] [Whoever you choose will see the stock rise! Yu Bi chose God's will: "Let's guess the game." Preparation room—— The most suitable stage for building a relationship, Yu Ju focuses on sealing the heart and locking love. "There are no students who care." "There are no promising teams." "You can cooperate with anyone." "We all have similar relationships." I am speechless [Brother, are you a lone wolf? [I don't seem to have heard anyone else's name from his mouth] Yu Liu smiled and added: "I'm not familiar with it." There have been many similar incidents, and everyone knows that Yu is an inhumane, independent, and arrogant career leader. Logically speaking, no one should be asking for trouble by worrying about him. But the system's warning about selling corruption sounded as usual. Yu Bi: "Who praised me in front of the camera again?" Intention: Break the shackles and insist on yourself