[The author's column "As a straight man, I have a strategy", please pre-accept, the copy is below~]
After losing Truth or Dare, my fujoshi sister forcibly gave me a novel.
In line with the good qualities of being honest and trustworthy as a man, I must endure my discomfort and finish reading the novel.
Then, my outlook on life was shattered!
This is a heavy-flavored erotic novel that describes a chaotic love story between several boys and contains many harmonious scenes - regardless of the plot, I am a fucking straight man!
Let me see this thing... Okay, it is indeed a big adventure, it is indeed adventurous!
However, the more adventurous thing is yet to come——
When I woke up, I found that I had stepped into this novel! He has also become a scumbag supporting actor with a special physique who has been subjected to more "beep——" scenes than the protagonist!
As a straight man, I can never accept this kind of scene.
So I changed my original persona of a sunny and cheerful big boy, and from now on I just wanted to be a cold and cool guy.
The school bully, the school bully, the school bully, and the CEO all should not touch me!
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Please give me advance notice: "As a straight man, I have a strategy"
Wen Qingzhi was bound to a system when he was dying. The system told him that he could obtain the resurrection armor by completing the task.
Wen Qingzhi was in his prime years and loved life, so he nodded in agreement without saying a word.
Then, Wen Qingzhi was thrust into a different world.
System release task——
[Strategy against the cool school boy] [Strategy against the irritable school bully] [Strategy against the perverse young master] [Strategy against the unruly boss] [Strategy against the gentle deskmate] [Strategy...]
Wen Qing touched his chin, thought seriously, and asked humbly for advice: "What does the strategy mean?"
System: "Let the target of the attack be completely devoted to you."
Wen Qingzhi: "I understand! We are sworn brothers in Taoyuan who have a deep love for each other and will go through fire and water without hesitation!"
System: "..."
System: "???"
This guy seems to be a straight guy? Is it hosting the wrong person?
The system wants to mess it up: "... The mission can be completed if the strategy level reaches 100, you can figure it out yourself."
Wen Qingzhi nodded seriously, isn't he Brother Chu? He is so upright, kind and loyal, so easy! I am bound to be able to take good care of every good brother and stab each other with all my heart!
After a while.
Wen Qingzhi felt that the road to conquering was very smooth, but the brothers always liked to ask him to play at the same time.
So, Wen Qingzhi had an idea and gathered a good group of brothers - brothers who will walk together for life!
Let good brothers become each other's brothers, and everyone can have fun together! He is so witty!
Everyone in the group: Who are they? Who the hell wants to be your brother? Let them go! ! !
Wen Qingzhi: Good brothers, what's wrong with you? !
Concept: An interesting soul can always make people shine.
Reader comments
Do you use all your savings and Fengying's salary to support Huangmao and Huangmao's lover? That's great.
Take good care of yourself, your body is the most important thing
Bingo guessed it right, but why do I feel that after our reunion, Xiaoyue changed from an emotionless human-machine to a fluffy human-machine?
I can't understand that Shi Chen has too many scenes. . .
Mr. Old Tang went offline too suddenly.
Yu Chen, a happy fool. I was really speechless when I saw his crazy behavior and laughed to death.
Finished with flowers ~ sour and sweet, I hope Tongtong can always be happy ~
It's outrageous. You don't like it, but you are hanging on to Yu Chen. What do you mean? Where did your emotional line go? What should be there is not there. The characters who should be offline have more scenes.
It's my first time to write a long review. I'm sorry for the bad writing. I was so excited that I wrote for two hours. When I looked up, I saw that it was almost 2,300 words. I was shocked✌︎˶╹ꇴ╹˶✌︎
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The characters are three-dimensional rather than flat. The world is a giant Möbius strip.
The flaws in this article do not hide the flaws (although I have not found the flaws so far)
Shuhuang was forced to read several books about forced love last year, and I felt very frustrated. I came across this book by chance, and I saw the author's pen name at a glance. It was very interesting, and because this book happened to be my favorite post-apocalyptic group portrait, I clicked on this article with the attitude of giving it a try.
Lin Yanqing, I gradually became interested (touching my chin) from "I have no intention of paying him back." Watching Jiang Songnian for a few seconds and spitting it out made me laugh out loud. After being bitten and going to the supermarket, he angrily said to Jiang Songnian and later in the article he blushed easily when making out, which made me recoil a little (probably because I prefer to read Nian's article). He also threw Jiang Songnian over his shoulder, from which I could appreciate both his growth and his charm in the relationship between the two.
I knew that this dream he had must not be simple, but I did not expect that he and his father were both relatives and friends. Lin Yanqing, he is really soft-hearted and has a high sense of morality. He is "always" saving people in the apocalypse. I don't have any opinions on this kind of behavior, but as the plot develops, more and more information about him is revealed in the article. The more I learn about him, the more I respect "him". He is like a collection of people's kindness, and in the apocalypse, "human kindness" represents the hope of mankind. Yes, Lin Yanqing didn't have any great ambitions at the beginning. He just wanted to live a good life in one-third of an acre, but the plot "pushed" him to unprecedented heights. He shouldered the mission and took up the burden to "run" towards the hope of mankind. Why should I use running? Because his growth rate is too fast (ability, concept).
By the second volume, when I saw those good people suddenly offline, I was in a state of confusion. Fortunately, there was a counterattack from behind, so when my companions were killed behind me, I was calm and collected. But the author was not satisfied with this - I watched the protagonist being killed again and again in fear, and my whole body was numb (the two people who haven't kissed after kissing a hundred times hahahahaha). The growth of this character is very charming♥(｡￫v￩｡)♥
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Jiang Songnian, eh, this gentle, mature and steady Uncle Nian Gao online is actually a rogue gentleman with malicious intentions, ulterior motives and audacious sexual conduct offline. Eh~ But this kind of contrast firmly grabbed my stomach when I read the article. I couldn't stop clicking my tongue when I saw the two people pulling at it. After seeing Jiang Songnian's miserable appearance being "fixed" by Lin Yanqing, I can only sigh: Brother, you are so lucky, hahaha!
They appear to be unequal in terms of their identities and abilities. I continued to read the plot line happily with a slightly weird CP (after all, after reading those few books about "Hate the Sea", I am now very lustless･᷄･᷅). I really praise the author's plot design! ! There are so many Möbius strips that always make me dizzy ૮₍ɵ̷ɵ̷̥̥᷅₎ა Oops, I'm going too far. What pricked me the most about their emotional line is that Lin Yanqing saw Jiang Songnian's pressure and fragility in the state of his soul, so their emotional line rose to a higher level (I think つ♡⊂), and Jiang Songnian suddenly came alive for me. The one driving the donkey in the extra story§ (*￣▽￣*)§
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Xia Li
Well, because of the influence of those forced love books, Xia Li was not popular with me at first, but she was not disliked either. I found it exciting to know that he is a white and black guy, but the whole time I was reading this article, I was like, holy shit, don't you like your brother? Damn it, you're just too possessive, right? The center passed in fear. When I look back at this character, I can only smile bitterly (/｡A＼)[Lie flat]
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The beginning does not directly enter the end of the world, but gives time to adapt to the gradually mutating human beings.
The plot of Zhao Yong shocked me. I thought the protagonist would be beaten if he went there (/A＼)
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He Yunchuan is a gangster, a lowly person who thinks he cares about profits and is an indifferent person, but he is extremely soft-hearted, values love, and knows how to optimize resources. I really feel sorry for him. I can see through the screen that he is so deeply in love but so incompetent and furious<(._.)>I'm really afraid that the "Three Gang of Gangsters" will disbandヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3
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Chen Bang is forbearing, a good old man, evenly distributed among everyone, and a soldier. This person, I didn't expect to meet again at the end.
Pei Zheng, tsk tsk tsk MLM leader
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Xue Xiaofeng: Du Wei's stuff is so pitiful.
Yin Sui: He came suddenly and left suddenly.
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Duan Beiya (suppressed?), I don't know who gave me the illusion. I think this person's image is that of an old man. Through Ye Qihan, I felt that their designation was a bit fishy, and I also thought that maybe they just had a deeper relationship (yes, I was deeply influenced by this guy Xia Li (ಠ .̫.̫ ಠ)). Until the last kiss, I suddenly realized, let me just say, they both tutted. Then the flood came overwhelmingly towards them. Me: Huh? Are they offline? (He opens the next chapter in a daze).
Lao Mai, I like the contrast between dogs, hahaha
Jiang Sinian, the perspective follows the protagonist. Before he came out, I thought he was a difficult person to get along with, but I didn't expect him to be a very cute child. Who knows how happy I was when I saw this sentence: "He is the fruit of our love."
Chen Tai: Loyalty
Cather, this madman, what happened in the end? I forgot the plot (scratching my head)
Hong Yafen, in the early days, she was really annoying. I thought she was that kind of cannon fodder. I didn't expect her to be around for such a long time, and I didn't expect her to say, "Doing good deeds will kill people. If they go, they will never come back." She is the epitome of some people in the apocalypse. It's hard to describe (sighing with her chin in hand).
Lu Li poked himself in the eyes. When he said it was too dirty, did he mean that the world was too dirty? Did he mean that he felt that killing someone was too dirty, or did he mean that he was dirty?
He Yuanshan and the father of the little boy in the apocalypse are hard to explain in one sentence, man.
Zhuang Jiaxi and Xiong Dun: The contrast is good and quite interesting.
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Chen Ya and Jiang Feng, the corners of my mouth kept twitching at the reversal between the two, and I expressed my anger very angrily. I am the only one who is really feeling this, right? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(т·_·)╦╤─ щ - -●-●-●-●-●
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Shen He, I thought you were a villain, and I thought you were cheating on your feelings, but I didn't expect that I really liked him for a long time (シ_ _)シ
Leng Yao, this reversal, and the farewell of Leng Zhaoyuan and the others, really makes people burst into tears (◕ˇ∀ˇ◕)
Qiu Tian, brother, I was shocked when you died.
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"Fool, we know each other, but you have forgotten." This sentence refers to whether Lin Yanqing went back to the past in the ending, or whether Lin Yanqing went to the future. After all, time is very much like a circle (gesture) (/-(T)-＼)
"The world is falling apart, humans are dancing with demons, and they bloom pure white flowers in the chaos."
In the second epilogue, Lin Yanqing, who was killed once by Lu Li, has the same clothes he wore after being resurrected, which makes me think he is still walking on the Möbius strip.
"The seawater overflowed over the head, annihilating the two of them, and also settling the past love and hatred."
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The characters in it were constantly being reversed, and they were extremely three-dimensional. I was left alone and messy in the wind. I seriously doubted that this was the author's work to show off his skills.
(つ> _◕)つ▬▶▶
Finally, thank you so much for bringing this article. I wish you a spring of literary thoughts, abundant financial resources, and happiness every day! !
2026.2.28 Saturday
All right! Still went to the hospital.
There are more than 30 chapters to go. Why is there no progress in the protagonist's relationship? Gong hasn't shown up for a long time.
I am becoming more and more curious about who the main character is, hahahahaha. I personally like Yun Yi, but I feel like it shouldn't be the case. Will it be the protagonist?
I was unlucky enough to encounter a system failure during an exam. On the report card I printed out and posted to the class, my grades in all subjects were all 0s, but my ranking was still normal. My class teacher called me out and asked me if I had cheated...
It's so beautiful that it's almost evil😈👿. It's the most fun when an innocent person fucks hahahahaha
How does this fit together? It's too ruthless to accept it, right?
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Do you use all your savings and Fengying's salary to support Huangmao and Huangmao's lover? That's great.
Take good care of yourself, your body is the most important thing
Bingo guessed it right, but why do I feel that after our reunion, Xiaoyue changed from an emotionless human-machine to a fluffy human-machine?
I can't understand that Shi Chen has too many scenes. . .
Mr. Old Tang went offline too suddenly.
Yu Chen, a happy fool. I was really speechless when I saw his crazy behavior and laughed to death.
Finished with flowers ~ sour and sweet, I hope Tongtong can always be happy ~
It's outrageous. You don't like it, but you are hanging on to Yu Chen. What do you mean? Where did your emotional line go? What should be there is not there. The characters who should be offline have more scenes.
It's my first time to write a long review. I'm sorry for the bad writing. I was so excited that I wrote for two hours. When I looked up, I saw that it was almost 2,300 words. I was shocked✌︎˶╹ꇴ╹˶✌︎ . The characters are three-dimensional rather than flat. The world is a giant Möbius strip. The flaws in this article do not hide the flaws (although I have not found the flaws so far) Shuhuang was forced to read several books about forced love last year, and I felt very frustrated. I came across this book by chance, and I saw the author's pen name at a glance. It was very interesting, and because this book happened to be my favorite post-apocalyptic group portrait, I clicked on this article with the attitude of giving it a try. Lin Yanqing, I gradually became interested (touching my chin) from "I have no intention of paying him back." Watching Jiang Songnian for a few seconds and spitting it out made me laugh out loud. After being bitten and going to the supermarket, he angrily said to Jiang Songnian and later in the article he blushed easily when making out, which made me recoil a little (probably because I prefer to read Nian's article). He also threw Jiang Songnian over his shoulder, from which I could appreciate both his growth and his charm in the relationship between the two. I knew that this dream he had must not be simple, but I did not expect that he and his father were both relatives and friends. Lin Yanqing, he is really soft-hearted and has a high sense of morality. He is "always" saving people in the apocalypse. I don't have any opinions on this kind of behavior, but as the plot develops, more and more information about him is revealed in the article. The more I learn about him, the more I respect "him". He is like a collection of people's kindness, and in the apocalypse, "human kindness" represents the hope of mankind. Yes, Lin Yanqing didn't have any great ambitions at the beginning. He just wanted to live a good life in one-third of an acre, but the plot "pushed" him to unprecedented heights. He shouldered the mission and took up the burden to "run" towards the hope of mankind. Why should I use running? Because his growth rate is too fast (ability, concept). By the second volume, when I saw those good people suddenly offline, I was in a state of confusion. Fortunately, there was a counterattack from behind, so when my companions were killed behind me, I was calm and collected. But the author was not satisfied with this - I watched the protagonist being killed again and again in fear, and my whole body was numb (the two people who haven't kissed after kissing a hundred times hahahahaha). The growth of this character is very charming♥(｡￫v￩｡)♥ ———— Jiang Songnian, eh, this gentle, mature and steady Uncle Nian Gao online is actually a rogue gentleman with malicious intentions, ulterior motives and audacious sexual conduct offline. Eh~ But this kind of contrast firmly grabbed my stomach when I read the article. I couldn't stop clicking my tongue when I saw the two people pulling at it. After seeing Jiang Songnian's miserable appearance being "fixed" by Lin Yanqing, I can only sigh: Brother, you are so lucky, hahaha! They appear to be unequal in terms of their identities and abilities. I continued to read the plot line happily with a slightly weird CP (after all, after reading those few books about "Hate the Sea", I am now very lustless･᷄･᷅). I really praise the author's plot design! ! There are so many Möbius strips that always make me dizzy ૮₍ɵ̷ɵ̷̥̥᷅₎ა Oops, I'm going too far. What pricked me the most about their emotional line is that Lin Yanqing saw Jiang Songnian's pressure and fragility in the state of his soul, so their emotional line rose to a higher level (I think つ♡⊂), and Jiang Songnian suddenly came alive for me. The one driving the donkey in the extra story§ (*￣▽￣*)§ ——— Xia Li Well, because of the influence of those forced love books, Xia Li was not popular with me at first, but she was not disliked either. I found it exciting to know that he is a white and black guy, but the whole time I was reading this article, I was like, holy shit, don't you like your brother? Damn it, you're just too possessive, right? The center passed in fear. When I look back at this character, I can only smile bitterly (/｡A＼)[Lie flat] ———— The beginning does not directly enter the end of the world, but gives time to adapt to the gradually mutating human beings. The plot of Zhao Yong shocked me. I thought the protagonist would be beaten if he went there (/A＼) ———— He Yunchuan is a gangster, a lowly person who thinks he cares about profits and is an indifferent person, but he is extremely soft-hearted, values love, and knows how to optimize resources. I really feel sorry for him. I can see through the screen that he is so deeply in love but so incompetent and furious<(._.)>I'm really afraid that the "Three Gang of Gangsters" will disbandヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3 ———— Chen Bang is forbearing, a good old man, evenly distributed among everyone, and a soldier. This person, I didn't expect to meet again at the end. Pei Zheng, tsk tsk tsk MLM leader ———— Xue Xiaofeng: Du Wei's stuff is so pitiful. Yin Sui: He came suddenly and left suddenly. ———— Duan Beiya (suppressed?), I don't know who gave me the illusion. I think this person's image is that of an old man. Through Ye Qihan, I felt that their designation was a bit fishy, and I also thought that maybe they just had a deeper relationship (yes, I was deeply influenced by this guy Xia Li (ಠ .̫.̫ ಠ)). Until the last kiss, I suddenly realized, let me just say, they both tutted. Then the flood came overwhelmingly towards them. Me: Huh? Are they offline? (He opens the next chapter in a daze). Lao Mai, I like the contrast between dogs, hahaha Jiang Sinian, the perspective follows the protagonist. Before he came out, I thought he was a difficult person to get along with, but I didn't expect him to be a very cute child. Who knows how happy I was when I saw this sentence: "He is the fruit of our love." Chen Tai: Loyalty Cather, this madman, what happened in the end? I forgot the plot (scratching my head) Hong Yafen, in the early days, she was really annoying. I thought she was that kind of cannon fodder. I didn't expect her to be around for such a long time, and I didn't expect her to say, "Doing good deeds will kill people. If they go, they will never come back." She is the epitome of some people in the apocalypse. It's hard to describe (sighing with her chin in hand). Lu Li poked himself in the eyes. When he said it was too dirty, did he mean that the world was too dirty? Did he mean that he felt that killing someone was too dirty, or did he mean that he was dirty? He Yuanshan and the father of the little boy in the apocalypse are hard to explain in one sentence, man. Zhuang Jiaxi and Xiong Dun: The contrast is good and quite interesting. ———— Chen Ya and Jiang Feng, the corners of my mouth kept twitching at the reversal between the two, and I expressed my anger very angrily. I am the only one who is really feeling this, right? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (т·_·)╦╤─ щ - -●-●-●-●-● ———— Shen He, I thought you were a villain, and I thought you were cheating on your feelings, but I didn't expect that I really liked him for a long time (シ_ _)シ Leng Yao, this reversal, and the farewell of Leng Zhaoyuan and the others, really makes people burst into tears (◕ˇ∀ˇ◕) Qiu Tian, brother, I was shocked when you died. ———— "Fool, we know each other, but you have forgotten." This sentence refers to whether Lin Yanqing went back to the past in the ending, or whether Lin Yanqing went to the future. After all, time is very much like a circle (gesture) (/-(T)-＼) "The world is falling apart, humans are dancing with demons, and they bloom pure white flowers in the chaos." In the second epilogue, Lin Yanqing, who was killed once by Lu Li, has the same clothes he wore after being resurrected, which makes me think he is still walking on the Möbius strip. "The seawater overflowed over the head, annihilating the two of them, and also settling the past love and hatred." ———— The characters in it were constantly being reversed, and they were extremely three-dimensional. I was left alone and messy in the wind. I seriously doubted that this was the author's work to show off his skills. (つ> _◕)つ▬▶▶ Finally, thank you so much for bringing this article. I wish you a spring of literary thoughts, abundant financial resources, and happiness every day! ! 2026.2.28 Saturday
All right! Still went to the hospital.
There are more than 30 chapters to go. Why is there no progress in the protagonist's relationship? Gong hasn't shown up for a long time.
I am becoming more and more curious about who the main character is, hahahahaha. I personally like Yun Yi, but I feel like it shouldn't be the case. Will it be the protagonist?
I was unlucky enough to encounter a system failure during an exam. On the report card I printed out and posted to the class, my grades in all subjects were all 0s, but my ranking was still normal. My class teacher called me out and asked me if I had cheated...
It's so beautiful that it's almost evil😈👿. It's the most fun when an innocent person fucks hahahahaha
How does this fit together? It's too ruthless to accept it, right?