What Should I Do If I Become a Cute Pet?
变成了四美萌宠该如何是好
by Seven Night Snack (七夜宵)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 23k Words
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Ancient Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeEastern Fanfiction
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Ancient Fantasy
- Cute Pets
- Historical Fanfiction
- Lighthearted
- Xuanhuan
Synopsis
In the Marriage Hall, Fan Xi looked at the half-length snake demon (crossed out) snake god who claimed to be Nuwa, and was a little confused. Empress Nuwa: My dear, the marriages in the Three Thousand Worlds are now suddenly in chaos for some unknown reason. Are you willing to help me put things right? Hearing this, Fan Xi smiled confidently: Don't worry, I am an emotional counselor who has successfully matched ninety-nine couples. I am very professional in this area. Empress Nuwa: That's very good. The situation is extremely urgent. Let's leave quickly. … In the raging flood, Fan Xi was waving her tail crazily and blowing bubbles from her mouth: Madam Nuwa, you never said I would turn into a fish! -- She is the fish that sank when Xi Shi was wearing her yarn, and the goose that fell when Zhaojun left the fortress; It is the cat in my arms when the jade ring is played, and it is the rabbit behind Diao Chan when she worships the moon. She is still... Fan Xi was a little desperate: Let's put on a big fight between cute pets, is this relationship still going to end? -- Volume preview small theater Volume 1: Xi Shi Fan Yuer was carried home by Xi Shi in a bamboo basket. Afraid that I would freeze, Sister Xi Shi put me in warm water. A beautiful person has a kinder heart, and if you love someone, you will love someone else. Afraid that I would be bored, Sister Xi Shi put some cattails into the water. She is so warm, I cried to death. Sister Xi Shi even sharpened the knife, fearing that I... Wait, why are you sharpening the knife? ! -- Volume 2 Zhaojun Chapter Not bad, not bad. Mao Yanshou's painting was not very good. It is completely malicious rumors that later generations said that our Zhaojun was deliberately painted ugly. In the studio of Weiyang Palace late at night, Fan Dayan looked at the pictures of beauties on the painting table and shook his wings with satisfaction. Hong Xiangqiu: You are right, but the current queen is Wang Zhengjun, who has lived for eighty-four years, and has a great nephew named Wang Mang; the prince is the future Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty Liu Ao, who died on the woman's bed; the prince's future queen is Zhao Feiyan, and she also has a sister Zhao Hede. The two of them forced the husband to strangle his son to death with his own hands. Living in such a palace, Sister Zhaojun will definitely live a happy life. … "Master Yanshou, please make this woman a million times uglier, the uglier the better!" The court painter Mao Yanshou, who was woken up by being pecked in the middle of the night, looked at the geese talking human words in front of him and felt that he should sleep a little longer. -- Volume 3: Diao Chan In the courtyard late at night, Diao Chan murmured to the moon: "In the past, Xizi committed himself to the King of Wu to avenge his country, and Zhaojun married away from the Great Wall to end the war. But now I..." Just as a look of determination gradually appeared on her cold face, a voice suddenly came from behind. "Sister Diao Chan is so ridiculously complimentary, it really hurts both of us." "Is my sister worried? Sisters should help each other." Diao Chan turned around in surprise, only to see a white rabbit tied with a red hydrangea behind her. -- Volume Four: Jade Ring A woman may refuse a man who brings flowers, but no woman can refuse a cat that gives flowers. Fan Maoer, holding a flower in her mouth, squinted and lay in Yuhuan's arms, proudly sharing the famous sayings of meow life to Hong Hydrangea. Hong Xiangqiu: I think you are a bit too one-sided. There should be no man who can refuse a cat that can send flowers. If you don't believe it, wait a few years and try it on Li Longji after he snatches Sister Yuhuan away from his own son. … During the wedding night, looking at the drunk King Li Xuan in front of him, Fan Maoer woke him up with just one sentence: "Li Xuan, I am your grandpa Taizong, let's rebel." -- Volume Five Yu Ji Chapter "Sister Yu, the flowers you raise are growing so beautifully! Can you teach me the tricks?" "It's very simple, I'll teach you. First like this, then like that, then like this..." Fan Hua'er rolled her eyes: My sister Yu, don't mislead others. As for your cultivation method, if it weren't for my tenacious vitality, I'm afraid I wouldn't even be able to sprout. -- Volume 6 Mulan Chapter In the busy East Market, the blacksmith handed the heavy sword to a tall and elegant woman with great difficulty: "Little lady from the Hua family, I have made the sword you want. It is made of twenty-one kilograms of white iron." Hua Mulan took it with one hand, easily held the sword in her arms, and gently tested the edge of the sword with her fingers, nodding with satisfaction. Don't be too outrageous. Feeling the friction of the calluses on Mulan's palm, Fan Jian was speechless: I am actually a sword? -- Food guide 1. There is no CP because the role of the heroine is to be cute and cute, but historical figures may have emotional entanglements. 2. A relaxed sand sculpture direction, not just about the four beauties, but also fine-tuning some historical details to make it more interesting. Character design (minor spoilers, please skip if you mind) - - - - - Fan Xi: A first-line matchmaker from time to time, an emotional counselor with a stable aura, a spitting machine with adaptability comparable to a cockroach, a heavenly social animal who is forced to act cute because she becomes cuter each time. Nuwa: a snake-tailed otaku who likes to watch anime and drink milk tea, a little master in the pit who likes to watch her subordinates having fun Xi Shi: She frowns and flatters her every day, but she is actually a frail and weak woman who can dance with a fish-intestine sword. Purpose: Correct values are beneficial to life