Bargain the Price of Salted Fish, Lie Down and Become a God

Overnight, something strange happened. When Shi Yikong woke up, he awakened his bargaining power, and his home became an S-level pollution area. What's even more magical is that there is a neighbor who has been sleeping with him for ten years, and a roommate who is the heir to the evil god. Isn't he an ordinary college student? ! · It is different from ordinary people who reach the pinnacle of life after awakening their powers. Shi Yinkong didn't have such big ideals. His biggest wish is to eat well, drink well, have fun, and make his family and friends happy and healthy. So when the two major organizations that were fighting fiercely extended an olive branch to him, they felt that he was the destined person/nemesis of the evil god. Shi Yikong: What is Jili Gulu talking about? I don't understand. Start lying down as soon as you close your eyes. · When he woke up one day, his roommate gradually changed into something he didn't understand. Shi Yinkong slapped him away: "One less time." The Lord was forced to look back: You! Or the Lord: OK, OK, don't ignore me, okay? [The ultimate salted fish, lying flat and bargaining, a little master × self strategy, heavy love, brain evil god attack] /The copy of this article has been screenshot and archived on 2026.03.13/ ——Reading Guide—— *International practice 1v1, he *This is a private setting. The world written is all based on imagination. The background is imaginary and has no prototype. Please do not substitute it into the real world. *Tapping the slices will blend. The two people have different personalities in the early stage because they wake up at different times. It takes a little time to change. After meeting, the memories will be synchronized and merge into one later. *Suffers from some mental illness, and will gradually accept his trauma with Gong's company (? It should be considered a cure) *A bit of Cthulhu but not much, the content is only when facing the evil god's body... The whole world view is not a serious Cthulhu, my world view covers a large area (opposing fingers) *Confirming the love relationship is after the merger. The intimate actions before the merger are basically done by the body (ps: that is to say, before the merger, only the single arrow of attacking and receiving is sliced, and the receiving arrow is after the attacking and receiving are merged into one. *Civilized reading, I wish you all a happy day~ ~~~Advance collection of "The Executive is the Strongest Polluter", please collect it! See the text below: Pollution invaded, and the world fell into darkness and lingered for many years. People finally found their savior. He retrieved the fire from the abyss, and a faint light appeared in the sky again. Surrounded by thousands of people, Li Chi swore with a smile: "I will lead everyone to find that bright world." Passerby A: Executive Officer Li took back another contaminated area today! Passerby B: Woohoo, he's serious. I cried to death... I originally thought he was just talking, but I didn't expect it to come true. Will I really be able to see the day when the sky fully lights up in my lifetime? Passerby C: Beep beep beep, I heard from the gossip that Executive Officer Li was injured on a mission today! I heard the injury was serious. What should I do? Passerby D: After so many things, how can anyone truly believe that he is the savior? I really don't know why the Jizu Alliance elected him as CEO. He didn't get the fire back by himself. … Passerby E: Damn it, go check out the new announcement from the alliance! The fire was stolen and the executive became the most powerful polluter! [Jizhi Alliance: To everyone who has been waiting for dawn, I'm sorry! [Due to regulatory errors, the alliance's fire was stolen by former executive officer Li Chi. After testing, the former executive officer has transformed into a 3S-level pollutant and has a strong tendency to retaliate. Thanks to the former executive officers for their efforts, but now for the bright future of mankind, we will also put Li Chi on the wanted list. If you encounter suspicious contaminants, please contact the alliance in time. [Please rest assured that the alliance will do its best to recover the fire, and mankind will eventually see the dawn on the ruins. Li Chi returned to the alliance headquarters and calmly wiped the blood from his hands when leaving. The world is once again shrouded in boundless darkness. The pollution worsened and humanity was destroyed. Only Li Chi was still wandering around the world, looking for the lost fire. After an unknown amount of time, Li Chi returned to the square where he was awarded the title of Executive Officer. The grand scene was no longer there, and ripples suddenly appeared in the soul as silent as dead water. He really wanted to go back to the day when everything went right. ··· The gongs and drums are noisy, and all the people are reveling. Li Chi looked at the high-spirited young man who was surrounded by them, with a nostalgic innocence and yearning on his face. Then, the young man noticed him and took him to the hospital. The young man asked him what his name was and where he lived. Li Chi took his last breath: Li Shi, I am Li Shi. What happened in the past will not kill the ignorant self again. Because he will kill everyone who has harmed them without mercy. [The high-spirited executive was criticized and polluted by x, paranoid and crazy] ~~~Pre-collection of "Thousands of People Think He Has a Very Low Sense of Existence", please collect it! See the text below: There is such a weird person in the entertainment industry. Almost everyone hates him, but they can't remember his name at all. After being scolded for many years, Xie Shanwan decided to give up his struggle, but even the final statement about his withdrawal from the industry only received a few comments. Xie Shanwan: The sense of existence is extremely low. But Xie Shanwan knew that he would only have this inexplicable buff when he bore his real name. Because he has another identity, coser Qing Kong. Cosplayer Qing Kong is a big shot in the industry. He is extremely malleable and he is very capable. Even if he updates every six months, he has accumulated millions of fans. That day, the missing person came back and posted three videos, including breakfast, lunch and dinner, and the three meals had different flavors. Fans: Please keep this update frequency in the future, okay? OK. When Xie Shanwan once again appeared in the public eye under his real name, it was during a live broadcast of Wen Yang, a new food broadcaster on a certain platform. During the live broadcast, he showed a slender white hand and was bitten by the dog Shen Wenyang. Facing the barrage of crazy questions, Shen Wenyang looked at him with deep eyes. It's like a confession: He is my cake. Then I got a merciless blow from Xie Shanwan. Xie Shanwan showed up in the live broadcast room with a natural expression: Hello everyone, I am Xie Shanwan. He has a gentle voice, gentle eyebrows, and a hand with well-defined joints. He, who has never had a sense of presence, unexpectedly became popular after quitting the industry. The wind of archeology finally reached Xie Shanwan, watching his variety shows and acting. Everyone was finally shocked to realize what kind of skill he was doing. He worked hard and was clever, but he didn't get a few shots. Even his acting skills are not bad, but he always doesn't attract attention. When netizens matched cosplayers Qingkong and Xie Shanwan, it happened to be the day when Xie Shanwan and Shen Wenyang were officially announced. Comments begging these two to return to the entertainment industry to benefit the public filled the screen, but Xie Shanwanquan pretended not to see it. Only one lucky fan was drawn in the comment area and presented a lottery from Qingkong and a large box of snacks from an unknown mukbang. #Mvp is actually a lucky fan# #spiritual food material food satisfies once# #99# Small theater: Shen Wenyang is actually able to do mukbang because of Xie Shanwan. That day, Xie Shanwan asked him what he wanted to do. Shen Wenyang's throat rolled and he looked straight at him: Eat... Food. Xie Shanwan seriously doubted that this was what the man wanted to say, but he still smiled and pointed out the route for him: If you want to eat, then go make a mukbang. Shen Wenyang:? Mission: Always maintain a positive attitude