The master of metaphysics is in trouble.
In the original book, Sang Yu was a fake young master who ventured into domestic entertainment and gained countless fans. Until the real young master was found and returned home, his adoptive parents could no longer tolerate his lack of knowledge and skill, so they packed up Sang Yu's variety show and sent him to the countryside for transformation and transformation.
Sang Yu just got off the car.
The father who is in jail, the mother who loves gambling, the sister who killed Matt, the broken him...
Sang Yu: "What kind of hell start is this?"
The family was so poor that even the last mouse in the kitchen starved to death.
For the sake of the broken man, Sang Yu decided to go back to his old business and live broadcast fortune telling.
Before broadcast: Report someone engaging in feudal superstition.
When broadcast:
[Master, my wife is pregnant, can you help me come up with a name? ?
Sang Yu: [Please confirm your wife's gender first, he doesn't seem to have that organ]
News the next day: A man pretended to be a woman and tricked a man into having sex and pretending to be pregnant.
[Master, when do you think my brother can hold a concert?
Sang Yu: [Your brother slept in and evaded taxes, and you have more than one sister-in-law.
News the next day: A celebrity was banned for sleeping around and evading taxes.
……
After the live broadcast of fortune telling during the day, the live broadcast of melon fields and thorns in the evening.
It was the middle of the seventh month when the gate of hell opened wide. The Yin soldiers took advantage of the passage and the red and white demons met on a narrow road. Both sides were trying to choke each other and neither would give way.
Sang Yu held the watermelon and yelled wildly: "Who the hell stepped on my melon!"
Just as the whole crew was screaming and running away, Sang Yu held the lightning to strike the wood and the yellow talisman to light the fire, performing a melon field to stab ghosts.
The audience is the NPC who has never seen the world.
After the country variety show ends.
Sangyu metaphysics became popular.
The business and political leaders from all over the world spent a lot of money just to get Sang Yu's hexagram.
Seeing that Sang Yu was seriously reforming, his adoptive parents decided to take him home again so that the real and fake young master could get along well and become a pair of good half-brothers.
The outside world has speculated that the real and fake young masters are going to have a battle to divide the family property.
Sang Yu watched Brother Bang give money without raising his head: "Thank you Brother Bang for the reward."
The true young master Jing Zhan hugged his waist from behind, knelt down on one knee in front of thousands of eyes, and presented his pre-marital property: "Daughter-in-law... I will give you all my property."
Sang Yu: "???"
Intention: None