[Not well written, not recommended to read QAQ]
Roy is a young male insect who has just grown up, and is also the little prince of the empire. One day, he accidentally traveled to the earth a billion light years away, and from then on he had to make a living on his own.
However, he did not have a strong body and had limited understanding of human society. Finally, under the introduction of others, he participated in a love variety show.
For safety reasons, Roy concealed his true identity and quietly blended into the crowd.
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The popularity of the romance drama "Three Lines of Love Poem" has skyrocketed since its launch this season, not only because the guests are all leaders in their fields, but also because of a very special little boy.
He has an angelic appearance with blond hair and blue eyes, and his words and deeds are very different from ordinary people, and he quickly attracted everyone's attention.
The aloof actor: I have acted in countless scripts, but I only have sincerity for you.
Top singer: Stay with me and I will only sing to you for the rest of my life.
Famous poet: My heart has been covered with snow all winter, and it has become a bright green after you came.
They were impressed by Roy, and the audience went crazy for him.
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There is only one person who has never spoken a word of love, but Roy feels that he understands him best. That man's name was Xie Chen, and he was the first human being that Roy met after coming to Earth.
When Roy had a bad stomach, Xie Chen brought a glass of warm water.
Then he said: Everyone's stomach has its own temperament. I will remind you what you should not eat randomly in the future.
Roy touched his belly: OK~
The air conditioner at the filming location for one episode was broken, and the earth's temperature made Roy sleepless.
Xie Chen sat beside his bed and fanned him with a small fan: Go to sleep, good night.
Roy rolled over, hugged his waist and fell asleep.
When the guests gave roses to each other, Roy received many flowers.
He asked Xie Chen: Is there any of yours in this?
Xie Chen smiled: What do you think?
Then Xie Chen asked him again: Is this yours?
Roy was shocked: How do you know?
Xie Chen: I guess you are the only one who can draw two stick figures on the card.
Roy: ...(You should learn Chinese characters carefully!)
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Roy felt that Xie Chen was really nice to him, but gradually he noticed something strange: Xie Chen seemed to know too much, and he was well aware of the habits that were different between him and humans, and he was always trying to test them.
A premonition came to his mind, whether Xie Chen would... But Roy didn't dare to ask.
Until one day, Roy ushered in his first estrus, and the magnetic field of the S-class male made it impossible for people to get close. Later, Xie Chen took him away and injected him with an injection of inhibitor.
Cold liquid flowed in his blood vessels. Roy endured the pain and grabbed Xie Chen's sleeve, his voice trembling slightly: Yuo kley nia do? (Insect language: Who are you?)
Xie Chen knelt down on one knee in front of him and replied in insect language:
The 132nd General of the Empire, Your Highness;
He served from stardate 3203 to 3208 until he accidentally fell into a black hole;
Your Highness, who has served as your escort to the left and right, is your most loyal subordinate, your armor,
Or...
Roy looked at him quietly, and after a moment Xie Chen continued:
Or——
Your antidote.
*Gong, the innocent little prince who survives tenaciously after coming to Earth × Shou, the sinister boss who is already familiar with life on Earth
* Attacked by favor, attacked by chase, SC
*Updated at 9pm, the rest of the time is for catching bugs (ah, I'm not catching you anymore, baby)
Intention: Brave Chongchong, not afraid of difficulties
Reader comments
Although, I don't know if I am abusive or not, but I am very abusive to my father. My wife is dead and my son is also dead. It's painful to think about it.
Milan, please stop playing little girls! Let them win the championship!
It's so cute to call yourself by your own name, baby
You are right, why should the pursuer make the pursued person angry?
Luo Bao is working so hard on Earth. When can he go back?
When did Xie Chen lose his horse? It feels so tiring to be alone on earth.
It feels like it should be a long story
Oh! No! Serialization in progress!
The author would like to ask for an update [lop-eared rabbit head]
Okay, the Shuihu group will keep bickering like this for the rest of their lives [dog head]
Soy milk... How can it be salty?? I don't understand TvT
Author, you've already made such a metaphor, yet you didn't write in the extra story to ask them to go back. After all, their life on earth is very inconvenient.
Come on [Fireworks], the writing is really good [Come on]
Eh? ! ! ! What a sudden ending! Will there be a side story?
Um? The suspicious conversation and the busy "work", could that idiot be...?
Good luck, monkey? Eat well??
So is uf from the insect star looking for him?
I still want to see more extras [crying]
Why didn't the baby return to the insect star in the end?
The "female father" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
This should be the male father, the female father is peeking at the male father
[Let me be healthy] It turns out that this is mutual [minus one] [yellow pants], I thought it was the main attack! !
[Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange sugar] I got it
Alas, when can the baby come home?
Finished spreading flowers! What a sweet article! ! !
Did the teacher forget this book?
Ahhhhhh! I'm scared!
Oh my gosh, I've been waiting for an update
It's too cold this summer, so I want to go somewhere warm!
Pre-collection: "I became famous thanks to my amazing makeup!" Please collect it~ (Have you seen the dog eyes I long for~(>v<))
Shengzhuang went through the book and became the obese fake daughter in a sadomasochistic novel.
In the book, the heroine is back with a real daughter, and she and the hero are engaged in a bloody plot where you run away and I chase you, and you can't fly with the ball but it's hard to fly.
As the standard female cannon fodder and fake daughter of a sadomasochism novel, Shengzhuang walked in and quickly touched the soft flesh of his DuangDuang chin, and pinched the three-layer swimming ring around his waist. How could he not believe that he would starve to death in the end? !
Just when Shengzhuang was thinking hard about how to avoid the death ending, the system came online: [Ding! The super makeup system has been bound, please obtain beauty points as soon as possible to maintain your health. ]
Shengzhuang:? What the hell?
The Super God Makeup System, as the name suggests, is to create the ultimate makeup and style beyond the level of gods, turning decay into magic.
From then on, Shengzhuang had a pair of "magic hands" comparable to the magic pen Ma Liang, and created one fairy makeup after another, which became famous all over the world overnight!
Shengzhuang rubbed his hands happily: This is no better than being cannon fodder and a fake daughter in the background of a sadomasochism novel!
——
1. The tomboy best friend's fiancé is suave, gossips are flying everywhere, Sheng Zhuang waves his hand, and the tomboy best friend transforms into a gentle green tea girl, and joins forces to abuse the scumbag!
2. The child star who has been unemployed for a long time received the star reunion program of the popular national drama after ten years. When he was feeling inferior and distressed, Shengzhuang came up with an exclusive makeup set produced by the system to make the child star covered in pearls a blockbuster on the red carpet!
3. Create atmospheric makeup looks for outdated male stars, and as soon as the candid photos are posted on the Internet, they instantly create a frenzy of comments!
4. Transform the female model who was emaciated due to anorexia
…
Mainly plot, supplemented by emotional lines
A makeup artist who is a bit crazy as he pleases
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
Although, I don't know if I am abusive or not, but I am very abusive to my father. My wife is dead and my son is also dead. It's painful to think about it.
Milan, please stop playing little girls! Let them win the championship!
It's so cute to call yourself by your own name, baby
You are right, why should the pursuer make the pursued person angry?
Luo Bao is working so hard on Earth. When can he go back?
When did Xie Chen lose his horse? It feels so tiring to be alone on earth.
It feels like it should be a long story
Oh! No! Serialization in progress!
The author would like to ask for an update [lop-eared rabbit head]
Okay, the Shuihu group will keep bickering like this for the rest of their lives [dog head]
Soy milk... How can it be salty?? I don't understand TvT
Author, you've already made such a metaphor, yet you didn't write in the extra story to ask them to go back. After all, their life on earth is very inconvenient.
Come on [Fireworks], the writing is really good [Come on]
Eh? ! ! ! What a sudden ending! Will there be a side story?
Um? The suspicious conversation and the busy "work", could that idiot be...?
Good luck, monkey? Eat well??
So is uf from the insect star looking for him?
I still want to see more extras [crying]
Why didn't the baby return to the insect star in the end?
The "female father" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ This should be the male father, the female father is peeking at the male father
[Let me be healthy] It turns out that this is mutual [minus one] [yellow pants], I thought it was the main attack! !
[Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange sugar] I got it
Alas, when can the baby come home?
Finished spreading flowers! What a sweet article! ! !
Did the teacher forget this book?
Ahhhhhh! I'm scared!
Oh my gosh, I've been waiting for an update
It's too cold this summer, so I want to go somewhere warm! Pre-collection: "I became famous thanks to my amazing makeup!" Please collect it~ (Have you seen the dog eyes I long for~(>v<)) Shengzhuang went through the book and became the obese fake daughter in a sadomasochistic novel. In the book, the heroine is back with a real daughter, and she and the hero are engaged in a bloody plot where you run away and I chase you, and you can't fly with the ball but it's hard to fly. As the standard female cannon fodder and fake daughter of a sadomasochism novel, Shengzhuang walked in and quickly touched the soft flesh of his DuangDuang chin, and pinched the three-layer swimming ring around his waist. How could he not believe that he would starve to death in the end? ! Just when Shengzhuang was thinking hard about how to avoid the death ending, the system came online: [Ding! The super makeup system has been bound, please obtain beauty points as soon as possible to maintain your health. ] Shengzhuang:? What the hell? The Super God Makeup System, as the name suggests, is to create the ultimate makeup and style beyond the level of gods, turning decay into magic. From then on, Shengzhuang had a pair of "magic hands" comparable to the magic pen Ma Liang, and created one fairy makeup after another, which became famous all over the world overnight! Shengzhuang rubbed his hands happily: This is no better than being cannon fodder and a fake daughter in the background of a sadomasochism novel! —— 1. The tomboy best friend's fiancé is suave, gossips are flying everywhere, Sheng Zhuang waves his hand, and the tomboy best friend transforms into a gentle green tea girl, and joins forces to abuse the scumbag! 2. The child star who has been unemployed for a long time received the star reunion program of the popular national drama after ten years. When he was feeling inferior and distressed, Shengzhuang came up with an exclusive makeup set produced by the system to make the child star covered in pearls a blockbuster on the red carpet! 3. Create atmospheric makeup looks for outdated male stars, and as soon as the candid photos are posted on the Internet, they instantly create a frenzy of comments! 4. Transform the female model who was emaciated due to anorexia … Mainly plot, supplemented by emotional lines A makeup artist who is a bit crazy as he pleases
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it