He is a scholar who looks poor but has a sinister heart...
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"What kind of species is this lady?" Qin Mu continued to smile, and I just felt chills all over my body...
Calling a fox "Mrs. Qin Mu, you are very good and powerful!"
Use all four limbs to sign: I am a fox.
"Cat?" Qin Mu raised his chin.
Lagrange Khan - I dance with my feces: I am a fox! ! !
"It's indeed a cat!" Qin Mu Tongxiao suddenly realized with satisfaction as he clenched his right hand into a fist and smashed it into the palm of his left hand.
I'm a fox...
"Can you catch mice?" Qin Mu poked my fur, but I pretended to be dead and didn't move.
"If you could catch mice, I wouldn't prepare dinner for you." Qin Mu Tong Xia continued.
I immediately jumped up and started gesticulating - I absolutely, absolutely, 100% cannot catch mice! ! !
"Oh~" Qin Mu nodded, "So it won't happen."
I feel like a cow, Qin Tongxiao, you finally understand me...
"But my Qin family has never raised useless people... Ah, useless cats." Qin Mu continued slowly, "If not..."
Qin Mu's eyes drifted out the window. I followed Qin Mu's line of sight and looked out. A ferocious-looking big yellow dog calmly raised its head towards me.
Looking back with an expressionless expression: I can actually catch mice.
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She is a pink fox vixen...
Lian Xiang looked me up and down for a while before speaking: "When humans describe beautiful and charming girls, they would say they are vixens."
After listening to Lianxiang's words, I suddenly became happy - she rarely praised me, and even my name was ridiculed by her as vulgar and ugly.
Lianxiang looked at my happy expression, and the corners of her mouth curved in a sly way: "But after people who say such things see you, they will definitely cut off their own tongues and swallow them."
... I knew it!
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He is a monk who is said to catch monsters...
Monk:…
Hu Xiaoning:...
Hu: What's the ellipsis for Shenma Dusu?
Huo: I put it all in the copywriting and I still write about Shenma, Shenma, Shenma! ! ! !
The old and crooked author and the young crooked vixen~~~