[Gudan's "Why is the Rival So Sick" is being serialized, welcome to collect]
—Copywriting of this article—
[Cute sweet bean little raccoon flower x cat slave fairy who talks about running on trains]
According to legend, there once was a sect that was popular throughout the three worlds. Anyone who met its disciples for less than three seconds would be charmed by it. Anyone who looked directly at them became a believer without exception.
Believers wandered the streets and alleys, carrying dried fish and various woven bags with them. They looked crazy like idiots, and from time to time they uttered strange babbles that others could not understand -
"Mimi!"
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Xue Mi is the ninety-ninth generation leader of the Meow Sect, and the last kitten in the sect to become a spirit. The hope of the entire clan rests on him.
He decided to travel and vowed to strengthen the declining Meow Gate.
He worshiped in the Immortal Sect, but because he accidentally released demonic energy, he was kicked off the mountain by the monks who discriminated against demons.
He worshiped Buddhism, but was disliked by the young monks because he accidentally bitten the fruit offered in front of the Buddha statue.
The cat is sad.
Desperate, Xue Mi came to the mortal world - a place that many seniors rated as very scary and must not be visited.
Mortals are weak, possessing seven emotions and six desires. Although they are bound by morality and laws, evil still breeds in the dark.
But they affectionately called Xue Mi "Little Mouse Catcher" and offered him dried fish of various flavors on time every day.
Xue Mi licked Maomao, a little embarrassed, and decided to give something in return to the weak little human.
He, the righteous cat, will be the light of righteousness today!
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Xianmen Buddhism has blacklisted a cat demon who behaved extremely badly. However, when they came to the mortal world, they found that mortals behaved strangely.
They heard that those mortals actually called the evil cat demon 'Cat Fairy'!
Xue Mi was also troubled. He was not a god.
He found his only best friend in the world and confided his troubles to him.
His best friend told him that it was because he had not yet learned how to live as a mortal.
Maomao is open-minded and accepts teachings.
'Mortal' Pei Xuan listened:
"Kitty, mortal friends can squeeze each other's paws."
"Yes, when mortal friends meet again, they need to turn out their belly for each other to touch."
"..."
"Aren't we the best of friends?"
▲Reading Guide:
1. HE, 1v1, sweet and loving each other, probably a story about a stupid little kitten being raped by KTV
2. The cover comes from the art template
▲Wuyou Gudan serialized article "Why are the rivals so sick"
The copy is as follows:
Yi Zhu, who is known as a once-in-a-millennium genius in the world of cultivation, suffered an accident and was severely injured. All his meridians were destroyed and his cultivation base was completely lost.
However, after waking up from a coma, Yi Zhu found that he was bound to a perverted system.
The system told him that as long as he pleases his nemesis, his meridians can be reshaped and his cultivation level can even increase greatly.
Yi Zhu: Refuse.
He just can't bear it! Die outside! Become trash! I won't bow down to that dog Dengxi! Absolutely not!
Suddenly falling from the clouds into the mud, countless people in the cultivation world were waiting to see Yizhu's joke.
Zeyu Academy is open every three years, and young monks from various sects gather together to make friends through martial arts, but they see this former proud man of heaven and his mortal enemy Wen Renqian face to face.
Who here doesn't know that Yi Zhu and Wen Renqian have a bad relationship and will fight each other when they meet?
Passerby A: A fight is about to begin!
Passerby B: Can Yi Zhu still be able to fight even though he has become a cripple?
The system swung its claws: the host rushed to the duck! Please him and you will be able to regain your peak strength! Forbearance to enjoy the hot and spicy food for a while, take a step back and do whatever you want!
In full view of everyone, Yi Zhu approached Wen Renqian step by step, and his tone was even worse than usual: "Hey! What do you mean by blocking my way? Do you still want to fight?!"
Anyway, his skills are completely useless, and he only has one life left. If you are barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes, draw your sword!
[Ding——]
At this time, a clear reminder sounded in my head:
[Initial mission completed! The target object's emotion value is detected +20, and the reward has been distributed!
Following this, the system shouted in surprise: "Ah, ah, baby, your meridians have been repaired!"
Yi Zhu:? ? ?
Cp [Mensao loves to play the role of a dog Deng Xigong * don't suffer from my stinky face and beautiful woman]
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Purpose: Strive to be an outstanding young person with responsibility.
