Gong, a straight male shooter who hates being asked to use CP speculation as a KPI, met the poor mid laner Shou during the live broadcast.
Gong: Manager, if you speculate on CP with platform anchors, does it count as KPI?
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At the beginning:
Gong: "Don't come to me for speculation on CP."
Later:
Gong: "Why don't you call me, baby?"
Audience:? ? ?
Audience: Here? Live performance face change?
Audience: Don't you look down on people speculating on CP?
Gong: "Sorry, I'm not speculating on CP, we are real."
Gong: "Come on, show them what is true."
Shou: "..."
Shou: "No, Brother Lu, I don't want the live broadcast room to be blocked..."
Viewing Tips:
1. Short outline article, send it after writing
2. The cool guy with the best technology in the league (exclusively available on the website) Straight male attack vs. Work-study slave anchor
3. In short, it's a really sweet story
---New article has been opened: "I told you it's not a cat monster!" Copywriting---
Xuan Jin, the ancient demon, woke up from his slumber and found that the world in front of him was completely different from what he remembered.
Huge square buildings stood silently, and the iron monsters were flying along the road. The most terrifying thing was that many half-clothed humans actually occupied the top of the mountain.
The golden beast's eyes widened, and Xuan Jin shouted silently:
Why did his territory become like this!
Xuan Jin is ready to set out to "recover the lost ground"!
However, before the big demon resumed his career, the middle path collapsed. Before he could do anything, someone pinched the scruff of his fate.
"Demon? How can there be unregistered demons in Luo City?"
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I heard that Dao Yi was a genius of a generation in the Taoist world, with a pure spirit and beautiful bones, who restrained himself and returned to etiquette.
In order to sharpen his Taoist mind, he traveled far and wide.
I met a little demon in Luo City. It looked like a cat, but it was not a cat demon.
He pinched the back of the little demon's neck and looked at it carefully.
The opponent's limbs were dancing wildly in the air, and he was extremely angry, trying to slap him with his little paws.
He accidentally let the little demon break free.
The little demon didn't run away, but landed on the ground and confronted him menacingly.
A man and a demon had a fight.
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Master Wen Tian could easily get rid of the "little demon",
Anyway, the opponent's demonic power is low, so there is nothing to fear.
But why did he release the water subconsciously as long as the little thing shook its furry tail?
Could it be that there was some kind of evil spell?
I heard that Master Tian stayed up all night and silently recited the Pure Heart Mantra all night long.
Early the next morning, he bought the cat climbing frame that Xiao Yao had been asking for.
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Xuan Kingang wakes up: God! Why has he turned into a cub?
After Xuan Jin was fed for a period of time: he bound a clan swordsman to be his younger brother. He was so smart!
Reading tips:
1. The old-fashioned Taoist attack VS the large cat spirit attack
2. Furry daily life
3.1V1he
Purpose: Love can change self-perception