The Straight School Boy Is Bending Himself Again

(Pre-received article: The sick beauty is sucking my yang energy again, my ex is all over the entertainment industry, please collect it.) Sheng Chaomu, a well-known general attacker at the Beijing University Sports Institute, has broad shoulders and a narrow waist, and his strength is beyond the limit. He provoked a lot of teenagers to hit the big wall. He declared to the public: "He is a straight man and is homophobic." Recently, Sheng Chaomu rented a roommate with a reserved, cool, beautiful and beautiful roommate, Jiang Ci, who majored in dance. Coincidentally, Jiang Ci's good friend confessed to him on Jiang Ci's behalf not long ago. In order to dispel the idea of ​​a beautiful roommate, Sheng Chaomu decided to keep a distance from him. When Jiang Ci fell ill, he secretly delivered medicine. Jiang Ci was harassed by a boy, and he solved it secretly. Jiang Ci's dance clothes were too revealing, so he quietly sewed by night. Gradually, rumors that he and Jiang Ci were together leaked out on the Beijing University forum. Even my good brother couldn't help but ask: "Brother Chao, I heard that you are bent?" Sheng Chaomu looked guilty: "I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!!!" *** In order to get rid of the entanglement of his suitors, Jiang Ci deliberately chose to rent a room with someone outside, and the roommate he shared was his friend's dream love who excitedly confessed but was rejected. Unexpectedly, the renting roommate I met that day was the other person. Jiang Ci has no interest in breaking up straight men and wants to live together peacefully. Until he was caught red-handed by his roommates while attending a networking party. Sheng Chaomu's eyes were filled with possessiveness, and he subconsciously wanted to escape. Strong arms hugged him. Sheng Chaomu lowered his breath and said in a deep tone: "Didn't you say you like me? Why are you running?" [Catching a beauty who doesn't know how to feel] My ex is all over the entertainment industry: Shen Zhishi is a well-known loser in the entertainment industry. He has nothing but a pretty face. His singing is out of tune and his acting is awkward. The only people he can take advantage of are his famous exes. Recently, he was invited to participate in a love variety show - "Falling in Love." Enthusiastic netizens discovered that it was not only Shen Zhishi who participated in this variety show, but also his awesome exes, music superstars, well-known directors, and top young talents. Netizen: "Forget it, this variety show is renamed Shen Zhishi and his ex-husband." "Isn't it more appropriate to call them Neptune and his ex-boyfriends?" "Ask, is there any man in this variety show who hasn't been picked up by Shen Zhishi?" In response, fans of Actor Lu said: "Yes! There is absolutely no way that my brother Lu Yan will be hooked up with Shen Zhishi." Before participating in the show, her manager also told her sincerely: "Don't fall in love with Shen Zhishi, he will become a black spot in your acting career." Actor Lu was dismissive: "I'm not interested in people who are irresponsible towards their feelings." The program airs. The audience's attitude changed completely. "Ah ah ah, who wouldn't be confused by a beautiful wife?" "Haha, after seeing Zhizhi's beauty when she got up, I wish I could grow phantom limbs and fight for Zhizhi with those dog men." "Mom, he smiled at me, he was seducing me!" "When you are ignorant, you slander Teacher Shen. When you are sensible, you understand Teacher Shen. When you are mature, you follow Teacher Shen. Shen Men!!" Even the aloof actor Lu Yan, who is not considered a masculine person in the eyes of fans, casually smiled and said when inviting a date: "Shen Zhishi, boyfriend, it's more interesting to talk to someone new, what do you think?" Shen Zhishi smiled brightly and moved: "You are right." Blocking the door, a group of ex-boyfriends who had not given up yet said: "???" [Everyone else loves my beautiful skin, only you love my barren soul] The sick beauty is sucking my yang energy again: Everyone knows that Pei Huaizhi raised a cold and delicate sickly beauty. She was pale, body cold, coughed and fainted from time to time, but Pei Huaizhi protected her like a baby. After getting together, many supernatural events happened around Pei Huaizhi. The partner died suddenly and mysteriously, the food disappeared in the house, the strange noises made at night... Until he met a Taoist priest. The other party said that he exuded ghost energy, and it looked like he had been borrowed Yang energy. Pei Huaizhi said coldly: "Feudal superstition!" The night he said these words, he accompanied Huaizhi and saw it on the surveillance camera. His little canary, who was usually weak and unable to take care of himself, held a talisman in his left hand and waved a flag in his right hand, vomiting blood while tearing apart the Japanese with his hands. Pei Huaizhi: "..." The good brother who learned about this hurriedly rushed over and advised: "Give up, he doesn't like you at all, he just wants to suck your yang energy." Pei Huaizhi: "Nonsense! Then why does he not absorb other people's Yang Qi, but mine? He still likes me." A group of brothers: "......" The love brain is hopeless. [Photo source: Bishui, thank you for the photo] Purpose: Communicate well to avoid misunderstandings