Al is a roll king. As long as he can't roll to death, he will roll to death.
So he rolled to death.
Dead, but not quite dead.
When he closed and opened his eyes, he became a salty fish evil god who was unwilling to make progress. He saw himself sitting on a high throne, and there was an altar that was too unknown and no one cared about it, so that it was thick with dust.
... And the weird colleagues around me.
The evil colleague A is keen on having fun. He wears a vest and goes to the human society every day to stir up trouble and watch the excitement. He spares no effort in tricking others and himself and his father. Even after being killed over and over again, he still enjoys it.
Colleague B, a social butterfly, consumes CP every day and likes to put pairs of future young lovers into strange hotel rooms to watch them develop relationships. She secretly writes countless books produced by big hands.
Colleague C from Kochi is willing to help others and fills the heads of his followers with knowledge every day. The boss is old and has two faces. The important thing is that his son was bitten to death by a dog.
Wait, wait.
In addition, there is a group of aliens and dependents who prefer to observe human beings doing messy research instead of doing serious business. They have been fishing and have never been surpassed.
Al: It's hopeless. Don't treat it. Just wait for death.
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But I love what I do, and I never stop doing it. I decided to be dedicated to my job and start with me, to promote civilization and establish new trends to revive the reputation of the evil god.
Make trouble! Do something big! Engage in destruction! Make the world!
He worked hard and worked hard, and finally became famous. When he slowly emerged from the summoning array and saw the believers in front of him, he couldn't help but burst into tears - his career still has a future! ! !
Believer A: My great Lord, I'm sorry for bothering you, but I really have something to ask for... That is to resurrect my wife!
Al:?
Believer B: Actually, I don't want to do anything, it's just that the magic book is so beautiful.
Al:? ?
Believer C: When I saw your tentacles for the first time, hehe, how should I put it...
Al:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Don't come over here ah ah ah ah ah ah!
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Many years later.
The newly joined members of the church worshiped devoutly and sighed to the statues with admiration. How did their supreme Lord of the Starry Sky make the once unknown small sect bigger and stronger, and build such a unified and harmonious situation——
Al:…
Haha.
If I say it depends on a heart of justice and courage like gold, would you believe it. Jpg
Reading instructions:
1. Gentle, but not serious, I just want to make trouble, pure funny style as shown above.
2. Because the appearance of the evil god is basically just a name, people who don't know the Cthulhu Mythos can feel free to enter directly.
3. The bright group deceives the real group favorite, the evil god colleagues build the team, the CP is uncertain, and they are partial to the group. Whoever gets it counts.
Purpose: Do something, love something, and strive to be a good example in the industry