Diary of Shi'er's Dad

End of text [The author's mental state is unstable, and plot developments and character-creating incidents often occur, so read with caution! A detective who died in the line of duty while fighting against evil forces in his previous life was reborn. The single muscular man who has been a straight man all his life has won: New ID card: OO Shier New body: a ferocious face that can scare the kid next door to tears when it's expressionless Empty wallet. Neighbors pointed fingers. And a son. One, one, son, son? ! - Xin Shi'er was forced to pick up his cheap son in an awkward posture in front of the neighbors who besieged him after his death after being single for 30 years. "Money for milk powder? Earn it tomorrow! Go to the construction site to move bricks tomorrow!" "What about betting on horses? I've never heard of it! I'm convinced that someone is inseparable from pornography, gambling and drugs!" "I really love my son so much!" Then he took a big sip on the soft little face of the cheap son. Then he beeped softly: "What is this little guy's name? I won't lose his birth certificate, right?" - Shi'er, who was suffering from not being able to pronounce his son's name, didn't see his expressionless son, and his eyes slowly widened after being kissed. - Shi'er's diary of raising a child: 1. Caught a robber and was asked to train as an auxiliary police officer. 2. I was shocked when I saw the crying ghost (this paragraph was crossed out). Solve the case and save the ghost. 3. Seeing former students joining the villain organization to do bad things, crushing bullets with bare hands, gives them the shock of a violent teacher! 4. No, I can't afford to raise a baby with two wages. Is it reasonable for milk powder to be so expensive? ? ? - Baby Hui (internal age 15 years old) who was forcefully stuffed with a bottle:... Reading guide: 1. Jin Er is not the original work Jin Er. He has passed through the soul and does not know the plot. He did not fall in love, get married and have children before he died in the line of duty. He is a rough guy who spends time on the front line. 2. It is a story about buying milk powder in Ke Xuejie with the original Hui Hui. (Bushi 3. Only Ke Xue's world view, no other characters and plots. 4. Jin Er is a teacher in the police academy team. 5. No one died. ————— Next book to write "Love Brain Da Baa" Hilarious | First person | The protagonist's mental state is stable | There is a high probability that the text will have no CP ———— Nagashima Rin is gone. But Nagashima Rin bound the system and was resurrected! Wuhu Wuhu! The system not only awakened abilities for Nagashima Rin! He also said that he would help him get out of singlehood and find happiness! Nagashima Rin: But I think being single is pretty good—— System: Come out! Super powers! Love brain! Nagashima Rin:? ? ? When her supernatural power was activated, Nagashima Rin, who thought she was about to grow a love brain, covered her head in pain, only to find that a bright pink heart flew into the forehead of an innocent passerby. - Gojo Satoru suddenly started to see roses falling in the background: "I can never beat you in the game of 123 Wooden Man, because my heart moves when I look into your eyes." Nagashima Rin took out his sunglasses directly: Hello, I was born with a disability and no eyes. On a street corner at night, I met the elegant Mafia boss who was seriously injured and fell to the ground. Nagashima Rin quickly rushed into the nearby supermarket: Hahaha, there is a big sale tonight! Go, go, go! When I went out to a restaurant, I accidentally touched my fingertips with the handsome blond and dark-skinned guy, and they looked at each other with a look that lasted forever. Nagashima Rin took out a forged junior high school student ID card: Hello, I am a student, can I get a discount? In... Nagashima Rin: Stop, stop, stop! Okay, okay! System (akimbo): I'm here! No one wants to be a piece of wood! Nagashima Rin: There must be normal people in this world! You are right! Baby tame dye! Dazai Osamu, who suddenly got drunk after one gulp of wine: Yes, yes. Nagashima Rin (crying with joy) (hugged by his best friend): Disqualified from the world! My last pure land! Osamu Dazai: Yes, yes. #Jijiji! Can studying medicine save love brain? # #When I have money, I will definitely remove all the love brains in the world! # Purpose: Home is your eternal harbor.