[I'm very sorry everyone, this book may have to be stopped for a while. In addition to some problems with the third dimension, there are also some bugs in the outline of this book. Some core parts need to be significantly revised. I need to re-examine the plot of this book.
It is planned to open the book on the Jiao Wife system in about a month or two. The specific copy can be found at the bottom. I will consider restarting this book after the My Wife system is completed.
[The little cutie who invested mines in this book will return the amount of mines. Thank you all for your understanding and support. Bow (TзT)]
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[Original title of this article: "The heroine of the sadistic novel, becomes a monk online", try to update every day before v, keep 3 and fight for 6 after v]
[Violent and devout (?) Taoist genius x ruthless and talkative underworld judge]
Zhong Suiyan failed to survive the catastrophe and became the heroine of an ancient sadistic novel.
Theoretically, she will use a million words to experience her waist, bone marrow removal, being framed by Bai Yueguang for miscarriage... Until the last 10,000 words, she brings the genius twins and the male protagonist to fall in love with each other.
Zhong Suiyan:?
Farewell, you are a cruel heroine, not even a dog.
*
Traveling back in time on her wedding night, the male protagonist arrived belatedly, peeled off her newly painted portrait of her ancestor, and said:
"You forced this wedding. A kidney container can never compare to your pure sister!"
Zhong Suiyan:?
She slapped him in the face: "Who told you to touch my ancestor? Die for me!"
On the second day of her wedding, she returned to her parents' home and said she wanted a divorce.
Who would have thought that the best scumbag father was bound by feudalism and ordered her to be gentle, courteous and humble, and to be less concerned about men cheating on his sister?
I felt pity for Sister Bai Lian, saying that she and her brother-in-law were childhood sweethearts, and they couldn't help themselves, and the one who wasn't loved was the mistress.
Zhong Suiyan slapped everyone equally, not even the passing golden retriever:
"Take these three as you like, be careful of retribution."
As soon as he finished speaking, thunder split the roof of the Zhong family villa, smashing the scumbag father Bai Lian into disgrace.
Sure enough, in the face of abusive writing, no quality is the best quality.
Zhong Suiyan looked at the ghost in the villa with a smile and gave him an international friendly gesture.
*
After leaving, the Zhong family stopped all her bank cards.
A Taoist genius has to give up for five buckets of rice...
When she was at a loss what to do, she suddenly saw the boy band on the screen shooting wildly, and an idea came to her mind.
So a young Xiao Huang V appeared on Weibo:
@grandmaster cures all diseases v: metaphysics, feng shui, fortune-telling, catching ghosts and eliminating demons. If you are interested, you can join the fan group with v50 to support the metaphysics patriarch.
Netizen: Hahaha, where does this feudal superstition come from?
It didn't take long for the comment section to slap people in the face:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Master, you said that my recent bad luck is because my ancestors were restless. After I burned the paper for grandpa, things went much smoother and I even got promoted!"
"Master, you are so awesome! You said I was afraid of a bloody disaster, and sure enough, I got into an accident and hurt someone on the way to school. Thank you, master, for saving my life!"
*
At the same time, an adult in the underworld lost his young apprentice and was secretly feeling sad.
In order to comfort him, Niutou Mamian specially introduced him to the upstart in the mortal world - the Patriarch of Matches.
Cui Jue took a quick look and saw, isn't this his little apprentice? !
Over there, Zhong Suiyan had a ghostly look on his face, but he was still explaining the process of making the portrait of the ancestor in the live broadcast room - first draw a circle, then draw a vertical line, and finally add the limbs...
Facing the hahaha comments from netizens, she said seriously: "Don't laugh. If you laugh, the Patriarch will not bless you."
Match Patriarch: Haha.
Evil disciple! Wait until I beat you to death!
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"Accidentally Created the Sweet Wife System"
You have traveled through time.
The object of time travel is a young wife who should be reborn. She was beautiful and weak, and her heart was devoted to the boss, but she was replaced, coldly beaten, bullied by her parents-in-law, and even had her home stolen by her own sister after her death.
She was supposed to be reborn, but she got angry in anger, exchanged her cold face for the boss's sincerity, and became a spiritually independent woman.
But she failed to be reborn. Instead, you became this little wife.
Comes with a sweet wife system that monitors your plot.
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One day, the boss came home late at night, smelling like powder.
[Ding dong, please complete the task of hand-washing underwear with a cold face. After completion, you will get plot advancement +10]
One day, the boss had a stomach attack late at night and wanted to drink the stomach-nourishing ginger soup you made.
[Dingdong, please complete the task of making soup with a cold face. After completion, you will get plot advancement +10]
[Ding dong, please complete the task of taking care of the boss's mother]
[Ding dong, please complete the task of running with the ball]
[Ding dong, if you fail to complete the task, your soul will be wiped out! Please actively promote the plot and achieve HE as soon as possible!
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Life is at stake, we have to obey. You are forced to follow the arrangement of the system, wash the underwear for the boss with a cold face, take care of his mother-in-law for him with a cold face, give birth to the child for him with a cold face...
But you can also make some small gestures of resistance.
For example, drop some Death Chili Sauce into the water you use to wash your underwear.
For example, I accidentally pulled out the oxygen tube while taking care of my mother-in-law.
For example, running with a ball while carrying someone else's child.
Finally, the plot was successfully completed, and your domineering husband also closed his eyes with a look of reluctance.
And you, your devoted and pitiful wife, in order to protect your ex-husband's "bloodline" and support a new widow, you have to bring your children, house, car, and money to marry your ex-husband's competitor.
Oh, you are such a qualified wife.
Purpose: Moderate madness is beneficial to physical and mental health
