When he woke up, the ferocious beast that once followed Chi You, the leader of the Jiuli tribe, to conquer all directions, turned into Tiezhu, a newly born giant panda cub in the zoo.
Tie Zhu always remembered his master's dominance of the world, and wanted to return to Jiuli. However, the thing called "pot milk" offered to him by the two-legged beast was really delicious.
Tie Zhu licked the milk stains from the corner of his mouth and lay on the wooden frame to bask in the sun quite contentedly: Only after eating and drinking enough did he have the strength to go to the battlefield.
Just like that, after an unknown number of days, Tie Zhu, who was obsessed with sucking his breasts, finally thought of business.
So, while the Twolegs were away, it tried to sneak out of the cub delivery room. However, it had barely crawled two steps when it was pinned down by its younger sister who had finished drinking milk.
The cheap girl was too heavy and weighed down Tie Zhu, unable to move. After struggling for a moment, Tie Zhu angrily beat the ground: "I want it to eat the iron beast, Chi You's mount, but it was pinned down by a little chubby girl. It was a great shame and humiliation!"
Thus, Lord Tie Zhu's majestic first prison break came to an end!
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Recently, a giant panda cub in Haiyun Zoo quickly became famous on the Internet due to its series of out-of-the-circle behaviors, becoming the zoo's new "garden plant" and attracting countless tourists to come and watch.
Old fans enthusiastically tell new fans about the "glorious history" of the garden grass.
"It is said that our Tiezhu was delivered by a pig raising expert, and he was destined to be extraordinary from birth."
"Although he looks like he's carrying the life of a cat, he's actually a scumbag."
"By the way, one time it bit an iron gate and chipped one of its teeth. I still have the photo here."
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You Qingli, Tiezhu's wet nurse, passed by with fresh bamboo shoots in her arms and sighed: When will she be allowed to go back to raising pigs...
#Reading Guide:
1. The copy was written on January 15, 2024 and has been screenshotted
2. A light and humorous short article, I hope the little angels will enjoy reading it
3. There is no realistic prototype, please do not bring it into reality.
4. The cat on the cover is drawn by the author~
Concept: Every giant panda is a unique treasure
