[A cold, straight cross-dressing man x a bit of a coward and a natural idiot]
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Excellent article in progress! ! It is recommended to read it again from the first chapter! ! Because I really changed a lot! !
12.29 Enter v! Please support me! (Otherwise I will drop the little pearl) (Threat)
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Xia Yuan entered the Mary Sue essay she wrote when she was in elementary school.
Good news, she is the most favored junior sister in the sect.
Although he has never practiced and loves fishing, he relies on his innocent almond eyes and is loved by thousands of people, and he dominates the sect.
Bad news, she is the control group for the heroine Senior Sister who is about to come out and kill everyone.
The heroine implements the main line of the classic slap-in-the-face novel "This time I want to take back everything that belongs to me", crushing the little junior sister who only knows how to act coquettishly and cutely, and finally stabs the little junior sister who is obsessed with jealousy with a sword through the heart, ending her miserable life as a control group.
Xia Yuan: Don't do this kind of thing!
Looking at the cool and beautiful Senior Sister who had just left seclusion, Xia Yuan knelt down and said, "Senior Sister!"
The senior sister lowered her peach blossom eyes and looked at her coldly.
Xia Yuan shuddered and forced out a smile that was even uglier than crying, "You are so beautiful and beautiful in the country, you are so gorgeous..."
The senior sister was silent for a moment, then bent down and picked her up, "The ground is cold."
A few years passed.
Xia Yuan, who has become the mistress's best friend, suddenly realizes when she is lying on the heroine's bed eating snacks——
It was out of her bad taste.
The heroine is a biologically male but psychologically male, a cool guy who pretends to be a woman.
Just as her pupils were shaking, the heroine, who had just taken a shower, came to her bedside, with an incomprehensible look in her peach blossom eyes, "Lie down inside."
Xia Yuan: You don't want this kind of thing! !
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1. It's really women's clothing, but it's not the male protagonist's personal preference.
2. She is indeed Mary Suven, the kind that makes colorful petals rain from the sky when she smiles.
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4. Senior sister (brother): I don't want to keep a straight face, but when I smile, it will rain colorful petals (._.)
5. Long live McDonald's! (Unprovoked speech)
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1. The cover is indeed a passionate crime committed by me. The missing word "" was either forgotten or unable to be written.
2. That lump of yellow is the moon, which mainly serves as an artistic modification of the moon on the pen name ridge.
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"After the Hunjun Gains Mind-reading Skills" Shifanghai
I am an emperor disguised as a man.
My concubines and ministers love me very much.
The concubines often fight for my favor.
The ministers always praise me for the absurd ideas that I inadvertently reveal.
For this reason, I feel very distressed.
Until one day, I accidentally fell into the water, and when I woke up, I could suddenly hear their voices.
The concubine who was crying and talking about how worried she was about me complained in her heart: Such shallow water can be flooded like this. It's strange that he hasn't consummated the marriage with me until now. It's not because he is too weak, right?
The queen, who had always been dignified and decent, was crying in her heart, "If he dies, I'm afraid I won't be able to hide the secret in my belly."
I was very frightened and didn't know what to do. Uncle Nine Emperors, who had always supported me, loved me, and even blocked a knife for me, hurried over, held me in his arms and comforted me softly, "Is your Majesty okay? You're going to scare me to death!"
I was about to complain to him when I suddenly heard him sneer in my heart: Why didn't I drown him? Forget it, let him live for two more days!
Before I could recover from the shock, if I disagreed, I would be punished by copying the "Emperor's Policy", and the cold and cold Imperial Master also came.
As soon as he got close to me, I heard him say in his heart, "He is hugging another person again. Sooner or later, I will have to hide him in the house, so that he only belongs to me!"
Me: ⊙▽⊙! ! ! !
Help!
I don't want to do it anymore!
So one dark and windy night, I was about to run away, but as soon as I climbed out of the dog hole, I ran into my old enemy since childhood.
The famous murderous general on the battlefield smiled gently and harmlessly: "What a coincidence?"
What I heard in his heart was: "Haha, it finally fell into my hands!"
Me:......
Dead.
Serene.
Don't Q.
This article is also called "The Daily Life of the Foolish King", a daily comedy article, the text is written in the third person
Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance
Reader comments
I've been busy taking exams lately, so I'll update it later.
I've been busy taking exams lately, so I'll update it later.